# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 88
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1741 "2003-09-17T04:02:36Z")
**Maureen** , yeah, I was quite the looker… three years ago… I was NEVER in better shape… I’ve said it in other threads… Cal was (is) the best! A God among men! **Jaade** , you are a gooddess! (As I expected! 😉 ) If I wasn’t ga-ga about another poster… ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1742 "2003-09-17T04:15:40Z")
hoooooo boy! **Jaade** ’s a hottie! 😃 And mucho congrats on work, Mistress! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1743 "2003-09-17T04:22:07Z")
BTW, **mipiace** , I’d love to see your Mia Farrow impersonation too… I’ll show ya mine if you show me yours… ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1744 "2003-09-17T05:20:58Z")
The lights were out in Daveland all weekend and now that I’m up to my eyeballs with work, everyone’s here and I can’t keep up and I lost my entire newspaper file tonight after having it almost completed, it’s damaged beyond repair and I had to start from scratch and I will be working now all day and all night tomorrow but I just couldn’t stay longer tonight cause I was so mad and there’s no pictures in my inbox and a very close friend is being a jerk and it really just hasn’t been my day at all. BUT I’m glad that many here are feeling better, although **dave** isn’t yet but I hope he will be and I play the guitar, too, although I’ve played piano longer. I’ve had it. I’m moving to Montana. It’s cold there and maybe I’ll keep better. Everyone’s gone for the night, haven’t they? _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1745 "2003-09-17T05:37:10Z")
**Salem** , watch out for that “Lonely” dental floss… AND the yellow snow… Yeah, big joke… Ha Ha! Hugs to {{{{{{ **Salem** }}}}}} NEVER give up! Never give up! ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1746 "2003-09-17T05:56:57Z")
Thanks, **if6**. Yep, I’m going to be a dental floss tycoon. Maybe I’ll marry a mountain named Billy. Although Ethel might not like that. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1747 "2003-09-17T11:36:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\ ***Davebear** , Nomah, MVP candidate? Man you Boston fans ARE on drugs! \*\* Jealousy is _such_ an ugly character trait. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*BTW… what is this 10 years, Guiness World record thing?.. \*\* That would be a reference to my stating, in the SnS thread that it had been 10 years since I last got a blowjob. Whether the clock is still running depends on how one defines the term, though. If you define it as requiring a decision as to whether to swallow or spit, then the clock is still running, despite a few attempts, recently. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > I’d send ya mine, but you already know what I look like. > > I don’t! \*\* You do, now. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*If I sent you the nekky pictures Wyatt keeps begging me for, will that make all the bad stuff go away? \*\* It’s worth a try. Looking at nekkid women always makes me feel better. Y’know, it just occured to me; in all the years I’ve been online, I’ve only had one woman email me a nekkid picture of herself. Although, there was one woman who wanted to send me pics of her “three inch nipples”. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **Good ones, 6, if he thinks Nomar’s got it over Giambi.** Nah. Jeremy’s not having a good year. I think we sent him down to Pawtucket. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*You ain’t the only one. But I guess that’s a good thing, as the Maureen family has yet to get a decent digital camera, so I have none to share, myself. Anyone wanna take some pictures? \*\* Well, if your travels bring you to Boston, I’ve got a nifty new digital camera. I’d be honored to take some photos of you. And take you to a _real_ ballpark, if you get here before the season ends. (And, before the playoffs start, as those tickets are impossible to get.) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*Jaade You all have MAIL! \*\* Thank you! And, congrats on the big promotion! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*it really just hasn’t been my day at all \*\* {{{{ **Salem** }}}}} Check your email, again. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1748 "2003-09-17T12:46:23Z")
I got mail and with a picture, no less! Thanks, **Dave** , I really appreciate that. You better watch out or between you and **rocky** , I might have to change my mind about Daves. Oh and **mipiace** , can’t believe studmuffin’s named Dave. Correre, correre per la tua vita!(my mom was born and raised in Italy, but I speak better than write, so I hope that came out right) ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1749 "2003-09-17T13:36:27Z")
**Wyatt’s** a cutie isn’t he? For that matter so is **Rocky**. 🙂 **Davebear** , I didn’t send you a pic because the only ones I have you’ve seen. I’m like **Rocky** , I take them more than I’m in them. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1750 "2003-09-17T14:53:55Z")
_cough cough_ I’m sick today. _cough cough_ Was that convincing? The receptionist at work bought it… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1751 "2003-09-17T15:38:52Z")
Yay I got mail thanks 🙂 I like getting mail that isn’t spam and it is such a rarity! All went well today at the ob so I am stuck being pregnant still _sigh_ Anyone know how to make someone go into labor? Where is the Outcast club? Do they serve grape nehi? I 've always wanted to try one! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1752 "2003-09-17T16:19:46Z")
Hmm after you lose your mucus plug having sex will make you go into labor…at least that is what started my first labor. 😉 Rocky…where is this slide show? I wanna see your rocks! Salem - Very cool. I am not even a real Peasano myself, I just lived in Italia and loved the place. So I feel Italian. 6 & Tanookie…photos coming today. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1753 "2003-09-17T17:11:12Z")
**tanookie** , you’ve never had a grape nehi??? You gotta get some, girl! It’s the best grape soda on the planet! Radar O’Reilly knew a lot more than he let on. **mipiace** , you’re a hoot! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1754 "2003-09-17T17:13:18Z")
Hoot? How so? Are there owls about? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1755 "2003-09-17T17:18:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*I got mail and with a picture, no less! Thanks, **Dave** , I really appreciate that. You better watch out or between you and **rocky** , I might have to change my mind about Daves. \*\* You’re welcome. Now that I have a pic I can actually stand, I don’t mind sharing it. Hope today is going better for you than yesterday. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dream Girl \* > \*\*Davebear, I didn’t send you a pic because the only ones I have you’ve seen. \*\* I figured that, sweetie. Not miffed at you. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > **Where is the Outcast club? Do they serve grape nehi? I 've always wanted to try one!** Well, the Club doesn’t have a permanent location because, as you might expect, it keeps getting thrown out of places. But, I’ll see if I can get Radar to bring some Ne-Hi’s. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1756 "2003-09-17T17:18:29Z")
There used to be a very beautiful owl at my local golf course. Silvery gray, majestic creature! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1757 "2003-09-17T17:28:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*There used to be a very beautiful owl at my local golf course. Silvery gray, majestic creature! \*\* Was she a hoot too? Hey Dave, I sent you a picture, where’s MY picture of YOU? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1758 "2003-09-17T17:32:37Z")
BTW - 6, I tried to email you a pic but I don’t have your address ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1759 "2003-09-17T17:35:43Z")
Funny how minds work… I thought of HIM as being a hoot. 😃 Certainly I thought a Texas girl would know what I meant… maybe it’s my too-close-to-West-Virginia peeking thru… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1760 "2003-09-17T17:36:51Z")
Ouch… woke up this morning with a stiff neck. Can’t turn my head either way, and now I have 3 kids, each with ear infections. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=87) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=89)