# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 89
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1761 "2003-09-17T17:38:16Z")
_ahem_ Didn’t **I** earlier in this thread tell **Wyatt** he was a _hoot_? See, I always get ignored. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1762 "2003-09-17T17:39:17Z")
It should be in my profile… never mind, I’ll send you my pic from my REAL e-mail. Gimme 5 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1763 "2003-09-17T17:52:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **Rocky…where is this slide show? I wanna see your rocks!** click the **www** button below, then click on **Me**. There you will find my one-photo slide show. There are multi-photo slide shows to either side of that one, but **Me** is … well … ME! Guess **tanookie** thought I was just so damn HOT she couldn’t get enough of me in just one photo! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1764 "2003-09-17T17:55:02Z")
BTW **mipiace** , I love your e-mail address. Very sexy! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1765 "2003-09-17T18:04:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*hoooooo boy! **Jaade** ’s a hottie! 😃 > And mucho congrats on work, Mistress! \*\* > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by if6was9_ > Jaade, you are a gooddess! (As I expected! ) If I wasn’t ga-ga about another poster… You guys are making me blush… ~blushes~ See? ~hugs **Salem** ~ I’m sorry darlin’, I’ll send you my picture tonight, when I send it to **Maureen**. > [@](#): > > **Davebear** > > And, congrats on the big promotion! Thanks to you and **Rocky**! ~grins~ Turns out the promotion is because someone from my office is leaving…someone I pitted recently. Sometimes life is nice… > [@](#): > > **Davebear** > > It’s worth a try. Looking at nekkid women always makes me feel better. > > Y’know, it just occured to me; in all the years I’ve been online, I’ve only had one woman email me a nekkid picture of herself. Although, there was one woman who wanted to send me pics of her “three inch nipples”. ~L~ I hear that from a lot of guys… :eek: 3 inch what? ~cringes~ I _don’t_ want to know. > [@](#): > > **tanookie** > > All went well today at the ob so I am stuck being pregnant still _sigh_ Anyone know how to make someone go into labor? Walking, jumping on your bed…or alternately sex is supposed to work…none of that worked for me though. > [@](#): > > Where is the Outcast club? Do they serve grape nehi? I 've always wanted to try one! Ohh, you know what’s good? An alcoholic grape nehi! Mmmm, I’ll make you one after you have the baby (unless you’re breastfeeding…) And I have a picture of **Dave**! But I can’t see it til I get off work… ~J ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1766 "2003-09-17T18:20:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*BTW **mipiace** , I love your e-mail address. Very sexy! \*\* Bungee jumping is sexy? who do you have the hots for? C’mon tell me…I can keep a secret, I won’t tell a soul!! Rocky…growlllll. You look just like th boy next door…{sigh} I love the boy next door types…of course I always corrupted the boys next door. Everyone don’t forget tomorrow is Rocky’s birthday!!! I’m throwing a big orgy. Naked hot oil Twister for everyone… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1767 "2003-09-17T18:31:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Hey Dave, I sent you a picture, where’s MY picture of YOU? \*\* I didn’t think you’d be interested. But, I can send it to you when I get home. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1768 "2003-09-17T18:32:36Z")
That threw me for a loop! You bungee jump too? Still waiting for your pics… I’m imagining… tall blonde, hair blowing in the wind, legs apart, standing firmly, black leather chaps, black leather thong and bra, black leather eye mask, whip in one hand, Studmuffin by the scruff of the neck in the other. OH baby! I don’t think it’s much of a secret who I have the hots for… but ALL these gorgeous women in this thread… What’s a fella sposed to do? _Naked hot oil Twister…_ :eek: Oh shit, now I’ve made a mess… ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1769 "2003-09-17T18:33:01Z")
It’s like Christmas in my inbox 🙂 Thank you all for the pictures 🙂 Oh and thus far walking and sex have failed to bring up labor. I refuse to jump because it HURTS! Maybe I’ll have to try some spicy food? I heard that helps. Naked hot oil twister? I need help putting on shoes and getting off the couch and you expect slippery twister? THAT better send me into labor!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1770 "2003-09-17T18:39:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*I didn’t think you’d be interested. But, I can send it to you when I get home. \*\* Will you STOP…geez. You are SOOO self depricating. [QUOTE] That threw me for a loop! You bungee jump too?[Still waiting for your pics… I’m imagining… tall blonde, hair blowing in the wind, legs apart, standing firmly, black leather chaps, black leather thong and bra, black leather eye mask, whip in one hand, Studmuffin by the scruff of the neck in the other. OH baby! /QUOTE] uhhhhh, I think you are going to be disappointed…my pics are prettttty boring compared to your imagination I’m afraid. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1771 "2003-09-17T18:47:24Z")
Everything has always been boring compared to my imagination! 😉 From what I’ve heard, I doubt I’ll be disappointed tho… ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1772 "2003-09-17T18:52:38Z")
I just sent you two photos. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1773 "2003-09-17T18:57:03Z")
**Rocky** , I just went and looked at your pics (the photography link). You have talent! Love the pics. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1774 "2003-09-17T19:11:59Z")
Okay Tanookie, y ou can just spin the spinner… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1775 "2003-09-17T19:16:15Z")
Am I mixing up my (our) women here? I don’t think **mipiace** looks anything like Mia Farrow. She’s WAY better looking than “Bonnie!” Hubba Hubba! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1776 "2003-09-17T19:29:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > **It’s like Christmas in my inbox 🙂** That statement could be taken SSOOOO many ways! :eek: Slinks back to his half a rice mat, and half-eaten (Dammit Wyatt!) EMPTY bowl of rice… ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1777 "2003-09-17T21:19:17Z")
[size=1]_sneaks left over burger cake to the monks_ ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1778 "2003-09-17T21:20:43Z")
:smack: PIMF PIMF PIMF ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1779 "2003-09-17T23:00:57Z")
:: picks up email inbox. turns upside down and shakes vigorously. Nope, still no new photos. ☹ Okay, I have a photo of **Jaade** and of **Psalex** (How’s work, kiddo?), and I’ve seen **tanookie** ’s on her website. But, c’mon, ladies, ol’ Rocky’s feelin’ a bit left out with the rest of yas throwin photos around to the rest of the guys. **Maureen** ’s got a good excuse, but **mipiace**? **Dreamer**? **Salem**? What’s yours? 😛 Hell, I’d even like to put faces with the names of my compet… err … fellow gentlemen. 😉 Now, for my next trick I will attempt to awe and shock the audience with a demonstration of multi-quote posting I learned from _sensei_ **Davebear** and his Senior Acolyte, **Wyatt**. If you faint easily, you may wish to avert your eyes. And, whatever you do, _ **don’t** _ try this at home without proper training and safety precautions! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*…of course I always corrupted the boys next door. \*\* Boy Next Door reporting for duty, ma’am! Corrupt away! 😃 > [@](#): > > \*\*Naked hot oil Twister for everyone… \*\* Oh hell yeah! Now **that’s** what I’m talkin’ 'bout! I love this place! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \ ***I’m imagining… tall blonde, hair blowing in the wind, legs apart, standing firmly, black leather chaps, black leather thong and bra, black leather eye mask, whip in one hand, Studmuffin by the scruff of the neck in the other. OH baby!** **Oh, BABY!!** :eek: So, umm, **mipiace** , how 'bout them photos, babe? > [@](#): > > \*\* I don’t think it’s much of a secret who I have the hots for… \*\* Heh! No, no secret at all! Even _I’ve_ figured that one out, and _that’s_ unusual. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \*_ **sneaks left over burger cake to the monks** _ Wow! Thanks, **Dreamer**!! mmmmmmmmm … sugar! Gimme some sugar, baby! 😉 :: scarfs down a huge chunk of cake :: ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1780 "2003-09-17T23:22:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Bungee jumping is sexy? who do you have the hots for? C’mon tell me…I can keep a secret, I won’t tell a soul!! > Rocky…growlllll. You look just like th boy next door…{sigh} I love the boy next door types…of course I always corrupted the boys next door. > > Everyone don’t forget tomorrow is Rocky’s birthday!!! I’m throwing a big orgy. Naked hot oil Twister for everyone… \*\* ~L~ **mipiace** , I know that you know that he knows that we all know who he has a crush on, and it’s you-know-who! ~kicks the ground~ No one has a crush on me… I’m loving your birthday parties darlin’. Mine’s in November, what say you come up to Houston and see what kind of trouble you can get me into? **Psalex** , everything ok? I believe you owe me an email darlin’. > [@](#): > > **Rocky** > > :: picks up email inbox. turns upside down and shakes vigorously. Nope, still no new photos. You are so cute! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=88) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=90)