# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1781 "2003-09-18T00:44:44Z")
**Jaade** , you are SO full of it. If I ever decide to switch teams, I’m chasing you down. And you owe me a pic, lady. :pout: **Wyatt** , if you’re serious about those pics, let me know. I’d like to refute a statement made earlier… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1782 "2003-09-18T00:46:07Z")
that’s supposed to be a : pout: ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1783 "2003-09-18T00:58:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\ ***Rocky** , I just went and looked at your pics (the photography link). You have talent! Love the pics. 🙂 \*\* Thanks, **Dreamer**! 🙂 that was meant to show up in my multi-quote demostration … somehow I missed it. Bummer. \*practice, practice, practice … \* ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1784 "2003-09-18T01:59:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\ ***Jaade** , you are SO full of it. If I ever decide to switch teams, I’m chasing you down. And you owe me a pic, lady. :pout: > > **Wyatt** , if you’re serious about those pics, let me know. I’d like to refute a statement made earlier… \*\* Whoo hoo!! Now, how do I get you to switch teams? ~winks~ And ladies ( **Maureen** and **Salem** ) you have **MAIL**! Oh, and why am I full of it? ~having a blond moment~ ~J ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1785 "2003-09-18T02:01:47Z")
No, skip blond moment, I’m fairly sure I know what you meant. ~L~ I stand by my statement… ~looks down at her feet and sees no adoring admirers~ ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1786 "2003-09-18T02:18:59Z")
May I just say…DAMN!! Hm. I appear to be blushing. Something I haven’t done since…um…page…ahh…13 was it? Aaaanywayyy quickly change subject before anyone notices the blush Did I tell you all how much I missed you guys? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1787 "2003-09-18T02:25:43Z")
_I_ made you blush?? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1788 "2003-09-18T02:32:25Z")
You did, ma’am. Quite an accomplishment. I don’t blush easy. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1789 "2003-09-18T02:45:06Z")
~bows deeply~ Humbly at your service m’lady. Did you get my email? Cuz I’m still waiting for my picture of you… ~J ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1790 "2003-09-18T03:05:41Z")
I did. That’s why I was blushing. If **Sr. Acolyte Wyatt** gets over his cold, you can have one. I know, I know…I need to get with the program, but the way FBMC eats, I really can’t afford a digital camera. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1791 "2003-09-18T03:06:27Z")
Have I missed the party?! All this talk about blushing, “switching teams”, and swapping pics sounds like fun! Can I watch? 😉 I assure you it is part of my duties as one of the most gifted of **D’Bear** ’s students. I swear! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1792 "2003-09-18T08:28:21Z")
I’m thinking Maureen got a different Jaade picture … That’s what I’m thinkin’ … Sure I’m serious about photo shoots … soon as I’m not contagious … somehow a caption of “And here’s **Maureen** in the last few minutes before she caught the Stephen King “The Stand” virus from **Wyatt** …” just wouldn’t reflect all that well in my ‘portfolio.’ Latest update, I no longer would be able to irrigate an entire dessert into bloom … but my coughs could do pretty good foley work for extreme close-up shots of the heavy steel-toed boots of Very large lumber jacks crunching across a sub-zero(F) Alaskan snow field … I’ve added Source Naturals “Wellness Formula” pills and Chinese GanMaoLing pills (absolutely the best for knocking out the symptoms AND making your body an unhealthy environment for the virus) (how the heck did I forget these two miracle cures??? Was talking with a friend, (on the phone, thank you) right after I remembered them and said …“Where was my brain?” she just said, “_sick_…” ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1793 "2003-09-18T11:25:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*~L~ I hear that from a lot of guys… \*\* Oh, backing out, now, huh? I shoulda known. > [@](#): > > \*\*:eek: 3 inch what? ~cringes~ I _don’t_ want to know. \*\* 3 inch nipples. She used some kind of suction device to enlarge/elongate them. Now that I think about it, she _did_ send me those pics, despite my utter lack of interest. (No, guys. I don’t still have them.) She was a wacko, anyway. Just approached me out of the blue and offered to send me those photos in exchange for photos of my penis. I didn’t have any, and wasn’t interested in the swap, anyway, but she was very persistent, and eventually sent me her pics, hoping they would inspire me to take some of my own. They didn’t. Actually, they were such bad quality, I couldn’t even tell what they were pictures of. I’ve seen pics of such things since then, and they still don’t interest me. What does one _do_ with a 3 inch nipple, anyway? Make balloon animals with it? Oh, sorry. You said you _didn’t_ want to know. My mistake. > [@](#): > > **And I have a picture of Dave! But I can’t see it til I get off work…** 😕 It’s not a _nude_ photo. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **Will you STOP…geez. You are SOOO self deprecating.** Well, you already saw my old photo. It’s not like I’ve gotten any better looking. (Although, I think it’s a better photo.) That’s all I meant. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Hell, I’d even like to put faces with the names of my compet… err … fellow gentlemen. \*\* Ok. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*~kicks the ground~ No one has a crush on me… \*\* Are ya sure about that? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*May I just say…DAMN!! Hm. I appear to be blushing. \*\* Isn’t she cute when she blushes? Where’s that darn camera when I need it? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*I’m thinking Maureen got a different Jaade picture … > That’s what I’m thinkin’ … \*\* Possibly the “special” one she promised you and me? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1794 "2003-09-18T11:34:38Z")
Wyatt caught Captain Tripps?! And he’s already in CA! Guess we know what side he’s on ☹ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1795 "2003-09-18T12:15:57Z")
I get to be th ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1796 "2003-09-18T12:17:56Z")
LOL Ok, kitty got the keyboard… here’s what I was trying to say: I get to be the first to say Happy Birthday, **Rocky**!! Hopeyou have a great day today. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1797 "2003-09-18T12:20:31Z")
Oh, Rocky, check your email. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1798 "2003-09-18T12:24:41Z")
Happy Birthday to you! Don’t get e’t by a grue! Happy Birthday dear Rocky! Happy Birthday to you! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1799 "2003-09-18T12:43:28Z")
AAGh! I don’t know what just happened. I wrote a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Rocky and when I hit submit, it told me I wasn’t logged in, which I was, but I did again and then hit submit and then it told me I hadn’t specified a thread…Somewhere on this board there’s going to be a BIG Happy Birthday to Rocky in the middle of another thread. With my name on it. I just know it. Oh please don’t let it be a condolence thread or something… Anyway, Happy Birthday, Rocky! ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1800 "2003-09-18T12:58:14Z")
So where’s the hot oil naked twister game? I know **tanookie** is just itching to play. Or was that hot oil naked Monopoly, **tanook**? Hope everyone is doing well and feeling better. **Wyatt** I think you need special treatment for your snow crunching, steel-toed boot sized cough. 3 inches, Dave? Don’t you think that could be dangerous in the cold? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=89) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=91)