# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 92
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1821 "2003-09-18T17:41:13Z")
Check your mail, **Dave**. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1822 "2003-09-18T17:43:21Z")
Green eyes are even better but they do look blue on my monitor. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1823 "2003-09-18T17:45:01Z")
> [@](#): > > But, yeah, those would be deadly, if they were capable of getting hard. I sorta doubt they are/were. Thatā€™s even nastier! And why would you do that on purpose to your girlsā€¦ sounds painful. _shiver_ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1824 "2003-09-18T20:36:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > **What does one _do_ with a 3 inch nipple, anyway? Make balloon animals with it?** Bwahahahahaha ā€¦ balloon animals!!! Bwahahahahahaha > [@](#): > > _DaveBear said it about the photo Jaade sent to Maureen:_ > \*\* Possibly the ā€œspecialā€ one she promised you and me? \*\* Iā€™m thinking it was! _dern, I shoulda come on the board as Wyattette or something!_ > [@](#): > > _originally posted by Salem_ > 3 inches, Dave? Donā€™t you think that could be dangerous in the cold? ok, ok, somebody _has_ to say it ā€¦ oh, and everybody leaves it to meeeeā€¦ Hey, Look out, You could put somebodyā€™s Eye out with those things! > [@](#): > > _originally posted by TaNookie_ > Wyatt caught Captain Tripps?! > > And heā€™s already in CA! > > Guess we know what side heā€™s on :eek: Uh ā€¦ Ohhhhhā€¦ Outed!!! But, But, But, WAITā€¦ Iā€™ve been having Dreams ā€¦ yeah. Dreams of some woman ā€¦ in the Midwest ā€¦ a Very Good and Bounteous woman ā€¦ being filled with goodness ā€¦ Dreams ā€¦ and its is all so Simple ā€¦ and they all end with the Sesame Street voice telling me: "This dream has been brought to you by the letters _F_, _F_, and _G_! That means Something, Doesnā€™t it? > [@](#): > > _originally posted by TaNookie_ > Donā€™t get eā€™t by a grue! ā€œEā€™t by a grueā€??? _frantically googling_ Ohā€¦ [this Grue?](http://www.gruegallery.com/mainpage.htm) [Klaus Grue?](http://www.diku.dk/~grue/) [or, ā€œyou are likely to be eaten by a grueā€](http://perp.com/~grue/) Oh, the things ya can learn on the web!!! > [@](#): > > _originally pasted somewhere by Salem_ > Wyatt I think you need special treatment for your snow crunching, steel-toed boot sized cough. Uh huh!!! Special treatment ā€¦ Speeeeciallll treatment ā€¦ _soooo cold d d d d ā€¦ just hold me close, warm me up ā€¦ wouldnā€™t want me to go into shockā€¦_ > [@](#): > > _Originally slapped up on the board by Salem_ > > Somewhere on this board ā€¦with my name on it ā€¦ Oh please donā€™t let it be a condolence thread or somethingā€¦ Ha ha ha ha ha ā€¦ā€œDear wife, Just to let you know I made it here, just fine ā€¦ but it is a lot hotter than I expected ā€¦ā€ > [@](#): > > _posted in this very board by Salem_ > Or was that hot oil naked Monopoly, tanook? THAT could sure make paying rent a more interesting negotiation ā€¦ ā€œHot Dang!!! I have brothels on Board Walk and Park Place!!!ā€ \* drifting into fever induces near-dreams ā€¦ I can picture the ā€œpiecesā€ now ā€¦ looking like Fine Pieces, indeed ā€¦\* Itā€™s Smooth, Itā€™s Bold, Itā€™s Happeninā€™, Itā€™s Bling-Bling! ā€¦ From Parker Brothers ā€¦ PimpOpoly!!! > [@](#): > > _originally sorta stuck in there by TaNookie_ > My dog would love someone new to sniff Hey!!! Some of us are a bit Sensitive about such comments, ya know!!! Was that said in a _good_ way??? [quote] _originally sleep-walked in by Simple Dreamer_ Right now Iā€™m just aching for a good nightā€™s sleep. The littlest guy had another rough night with his sore throat and ear infectionā€¦ [quote] Shhhhhhhhhh, theyā€™ll be on to us!!! Oh, and Iā€™m not sure I _like_ the nickname ā€œlittlest guyā€ ā€¦ ok? > [@](#): > > _Salem said it, ok?_ > My kids are 15, 10 and 2 1/2. Guess which one was a big, huge surprise? _ponders for a loooong time ā€¦ then ventures His guess ā€¦_ The 15 year old?!?! Since you had to be about 10 at the time, right? (13?) > [@](#): > > _Chatted in by Mipiace_ > then we can take photos and send to 6 just to make his dayā€¦would that make you happy 6 dear? _Whiiiiiine_ Don forget pictures for Wyatt ā€¦ _whimper_ for wyyyyattttt??? ohā€¦ and ā€¦ Happy Rockday, Birthy ā€¦ No, wait, reverse that ā€¦ Rocky DayBirth, Happy! Wait, wait, Iā€™m not That delerious ā€¦ I can DO this, donā€™t tell me, donā€™t tell me ā€¦ Daily HappRock, Birthy!!! Oh, heck with itā€¦ Here ya go, Birthy, I got cha some rice! Happy cake day, ya cave-crawlin wankeler! šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1825 "2003-09-18T20:39:44Z")
\>\>\> 11 Quotes \<\<\< a New Personal Record!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1826 "2003-09-18T20:41:02Z")
ohā€¦ if only those powers ā€¦ and all that time, for that matter ā€¦ could be turned toward doing goodā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1827 "2003-09-18T20:45:49Z")
Dang!:smack: 12 quotes, if Someone had spotted their coding error in preview ā€¦ [size=1]preview is sorta my wave-as-they-drive-by neighbor ā€¦[\size] ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1828 "2003-09-18T20:47:11Z")
Iā€™m not sure Wyattā€¦pictures for you get you all excited adn then you make a mess on the rug. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1829 "2003-09-18T20:52:24Z")
Oh, Sure ā€¦ blame the rug mess on the dog ā€¦ sure ā€¦ _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1830 "2003-09-18T20:55:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > > But, But, But, WAITā€¦ Iā€™ve been having Dreams ā€¦ yeah. > Dreams of some woman ā€¦ in the Midwest ā€¦ a Very Good and Bounteous woman ā€¦ being filled with goodness ā€¦ Dreams ā€¦ and its is all so Simple ā€¦ > > and they all end with the Sesame Street voice telling me: > "This dream has been brought to you by the letters _F_, _F_, and _G_! > > That means Something, Doesnā€™t it? Mean something? Yep, means you really gotta change the chanel off PBS once in awhile. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1831 "2003-09-18T21:42:15Z")
Hola all, I heard there was warm water in the hot tub & all, so here I am. **Rocky** , Hippo Birdday two ewes. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1832 "2003-09-18T22:01:44Z")
Roccky sweetie Iā€™m going to have to take a raincheck on your corruption. You see I know another birthday Dave I have to go entertain. I bought a nice new pink teddy with a pink riddin that laes all the way up the front. I am cooking his dinner (while dressed in that of course) and giving him a bath and a massage and thenā€¦well pretty much anything else his debaucherous little heart desires, I mean it IS his birthdayā€¦so sionce it is exactly 88 mile sfrom my front door to his, I have to be going now. Sorry I missed all the birthday fun but I still have a lot of icing that I was hoping we could takae turns licking from our birthday suitsā€¦you let me know when you want to start your corruption classes and Iā€™ll make myself availableā€¦{kisses} ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1833 "2003-09-18T22:03:07Z")
**Wyatt** , I think itā€™s time to lay off the NyQuil. How you feelin today? Any better? I think weā€™re passing it around the room. I am feeling decidedly dizzy & light headed today. Dave, sā€™help me, you touch that and I will hurt you. Got a headache, and I think Iā€™m running a fever. Geh. I hate being sick. Iā€™m sooooo pathetic, and Iā€™m the worst patient on the face of the earth. **White Ink**!! Welcome back. Iā€™d climb in with you, but I think sick soup would be bad. Iā€™ll just stay over her with my kleenex and the ferrets. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1834 "2003-09-18T22:32:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > Jadeā€¦I am your adoring admirer silly girl! We are going to go paint the town one day soon I promise. Cheer upā€¦then we can take photos and send to 6 just to make his dayā€¦would that make you happy 6 dear? šŸ˜‰ > > So letā€™s get this party started!!! Iā€™d pay a dollar to see that! :eek: I didnā€™t get on this morningā€¦ Happy Birthday Rocky! What is it, 29? ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1835 "2003-09-18T22:34:13Z")
hmmmā€¦ maybe since I am the only one Not Sick, I should slide into that white PVC murse outfit with the little skirt that doesnā€™t quite cover everything, and run around making deliveries of extra spice & garlic soup, & soft facial tissues, & hot compresses for sinuses and uhhhā€¦ birthday cakes for those who need them. Thanks **mipiace**! Mr.Dudeā€™s burfday is on Sunday and I had no idea what to get/do for him to celebrate. I think Iā€™ll go for blue thoā€™ matches my eyesā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1836 "2003-09-18T23:11:50Z")
:eek: WOW! Yā€™all are the greatest! Thanks again to everyone for the birthday cheer! Just got home from a happy hour at work where we celebrated my birthday and our winning a contract for design on a project weā€™ve been hoping for. Iā€™m feelinā€™ gooooooooooooood. šŸ˜ƒ Saving all my heavy partying 'til the weekend. Birthday doesnā€™t excuse me from work tomorrow. ā˜¹ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*ā€¦ Happy Birthday Rocky! What is it, 29? \*\* Add 2 more to that and youā€™ve got it. šŸ™‚ Glad to see you back 'round here, **White Ink**! Missed ya! mmmm ā€¦ spice & garlic soup sounds rilly good! might kill any hope for dessert, but mmmmm šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1837 "2003-09-18T23:55:41Z")
Oh! and for you car lovers, Iā€™m on my way over to some Maserati unveiling tonight. I suspect itā€™s the car equivalent to a timeshare sales presentation. Will find out soon. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1838 "2003-09-19T00:06:29Z")
Yes, **White Ink** , itā€™s good to see you back around. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1839 "2003-09-19T00:20:22Z")
_ponders a timeshare on a Maserati ā€¦ n i c e ā€¦_ \*ponders little nurse outfit ā€¦N i c e !!! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1840 "2003-09-19T02:10:59Z")
~strolls in wearing birthday cake icing and carrying a bottle of rum~ Sorry Iā€™m late Rocky!! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Iā€™m thinking Maureen got a different Jaade picture ā€¦ > Thatā€™s what Iā€™m thinkinā€™ ā€¦ > > \*\* Are you saying the picture I sent you wasnā€™t cute enough? > [@](#): > > **Davebear** > > Oh, backing out, now, huh? I shoulda known. Iā€™m just protecting all of your corneasā€¦ > [@](#): > > Oh, sorry. You said you didnā€™t want to know. My mistake. Harā€¦yes, I _did_ say thatā€¦ > [@](#): > > Itā€™s not a nude photo. Ohh, and **why** not?? I donā€™t open attachments at work, just so no one can ever accuse me of unleashing an evil virus. We have way too many other people at work I can blame for that! > [@](#): > > Are ya sure about that? Iā€™m sure that if they do have a crush on me, they quite forgot to mention it to me. ~winks~ > [@](#): > > Possibly the ā€œspecialā€ one she promised you and me? _promised_? I donā€™t remember any such thingā€¦ (Besides, she asked more politely!) > [@](#): > > **Rocky** > > Thanks, Jaade! You are too! ~blushes~ Happy Birthday again **Rocky**! Sorry my birthday greetings are so late, I didnā€™t even get to take a lunch today! > [@](#): > > **mipiace** > > Jadeā€¦I am your adoring admirer silly girl! We are going to go paint the town one day soon I promise. Cheer upā€¦then we can take photos and send to 6 just to make his dayā€¦would that make you happy 6 dear? I have an admirerer!! ~grins~ ~checks list~ I have the paint, the brushes and a pair of overalls. Iā€™m ready! > [@](#): > > **mipiace** > > Roccky sweetie Iā€™m going to have to take a raincheck on your corruption. You see I know another birthday Dave I have to go entertain. I bought a nice new pink teddy with a pink riddin that laes all the way up the front. I am cooking his dinner (while dressed in that of course) and giving him a bath and a massage and thenā€¦well pretty much anything else his debaucherous little heart desires, I mean it IS his birthdayā€¦so sionce it is exactly 88 mile sfrom my front door to his, I have to be going now. Sorry I missed all the birthday fun but I still have a lot of icing that I was hoping we could takae turns licking from our birthday suitsā€¦you let me know when you want to start your corruption classes and Iā€™ll make myself availableā€¦{kisses} Whoo hoo, my birthday is in two months, canā€™t wait to see what **mipiace** does for me on my birthday!! Welcome back **White Ink** , darlinā€™. How are you doing? **Maureen** , Iā€™m sorry to hear you arenā€™t feeling well dear. ~brings you a box of tissue and a bowl of chicken noodle soup~ > [@](#): > > **if6was9** > > Iā€™d pay a dollar to see that! Just a dollar? šŸ˜• [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=91) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=93)