# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 93
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1841 "2003-09-19T02:32:14Z")
It’s an expression hon… I’d pay a lot more than that! 😉 BTW all… I’m really more of a 9 than a 6… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1842 "2003-09-19T03:14:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Check your mail, Dave. 🙂 \*\* Thanks, Dream Girl! You’re every bit as lovely as I remembered. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Green eyes are even better but they do look blue on my monitor. \*\* Better than swoon-inducing? Cool! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > **That’s even nastier! And why would you do that on purpose to your girls… sounds painful. _shiver_** I don’t claim to understand it, but then, I don’t understand a lot of the body modifications people are into, these days. And, I think the pain was part of the pleasure, for her. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Hey!!! Some of us are a bit Sensitive about such comments, ya know!!! Was that said in a good way??? \*\* Hahaha! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Oh, Sure … blame the rug mess on the dog … sure … > _sigh_ \*\* Well, it _ **better** _ have been the dog! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*…I know another birthday Dave I have to go entertain. I bought a nice new pink teddy with a pink riddin that laes all the way up the front. I am cooking his dinner (while dressed in that of course) and giving him a bath and a massage and then…well pretty much anything else his debaucherous little heart desires, I mean it IS his birthday… \*\* Sounds great! But, my birthday isn’t for another few weeks, yet. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*I am feeling decidedly dizzy & light headed today. Dave, s’help me, you touch that and I will hurt you. \*\* Hey! I would _never_…_snicker_…okay. Yeah, I would. But, since you’re sick, I’ll let it go. Too easy, anyway. But, you didn’t say I could mess with this… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **I’ll just stay over her…** We know you want to switch teams, and everything, but really! Can’t you at least wait until you’re not contagious? And, you could be a little less fickle; yesterday, it was **Jaade** you were lusting after. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > **with my kleenex and the ferrets.** Umm…sorry, but you need to stay away from the ferrets while you’re sick, too. They can catch “human” diseases. But, you can borrow my teddy bear, if you like. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > **…I should slide into that white PVC murse outfit with the little skirt that doesn’t quite cover everything…** WooHOO! err…I mean…_cough, cough, sniffle_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Ink \* > \*\*and for you car lovers, I’m on my way over to some Maserati unveiling tonight. \*\* I missed the last car conversation, so I didn’t get to tell you guys about the Aston Martin I see occasionally in the garage at work. It’s a V12 Vantage; 460 bhp, 190 mph top speed, paddle shifter, and the sexiest car I’ve ever seen. Of course, it costs $218,000, so I won’t be buying one, any time soon. I suspect it belongs to the CEO of one of the biotech companies in the area. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **I’m just protecting all of your corneas…** I’m willing to risk it. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*Ohh, and why not?? \*\* Because yours wasn’t. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*I’m sure that if they do have a crush on me, they quite forgot to mention it to me. ~winks~ \*\* Anyone here _not_ have a crush on **Jaade**? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*promised? I don’t remember any such thing… > > (Besides, she asked more politely!) \*\* Well, okay; teased us unmercifully with. Is that better? 😕 **Maureen** asked _nicely? Our_ **Maureen**? 😕 Wow! She _must_ be sick! I am _ **so** _ going to pay for that when she’s feeling better! How about this? Please, **Jaade**? It would mean the world to me if I could but gaze upon your lovely form, in all its natural glory, just once before I die. [sub](from whatever untraceable poison **Maureen** slips into my beverage)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1843 "2003-09-19T06:47:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*~ I didn’t even get to take a lunch today! \*\* \*notices his lunch was still in the fridge at lunch time for a change … and starts to put 2 and 2 together … \* ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1844 "2003-09-19T12:48:24Z")
So did all our eastcoasters make it through the storm ok? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1845 "2003-09-19T12:50:50Z")
We’re supposed to get a little rain and wind later today… I’m really glad I don’t live in the Carolinas! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1846 "2003-09-19T13:05:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > > I’m willing to risk it. ~L~ I’ll work on rigging up a webcam in my shower, how’s that? > [@](#): > > Because yours wasn’t. So I show you mine, you show me yours? > [@](#): > > Anyone here _not_ have a crush on **Jaade**? Now see, no one would say no to that…because it would be rude. ~grins~ > [@](#): > > Well, okay; teased us unmercifully with. Is that better? I’m _really_ good at teasing, but I follow through with my promises… > [@](#): > > 😕 **Maureen** asked _nicely? Our_ **Maureen**? 😕 Wow! She _must_ be sick! ~L~ She always asks _me_ nicely. > [@](#): > > How about this? Please, **Jaade**? It would mean the world to me if I could but gaze upon your lovely form, in all its natural glory, just once before I die. [sub](from whatever untraceable poison **Maureen** slips into my beverage)[/sub] Without makeup?? > [@](#): > > **Wyatt** > > \*notices his lunch was still in the fridge at lunch time for a change … and starts to put 2 and 2 together … \* You’re in California cutie! That would be a long run for me. Besides…I don’t like Puppy Chow. ~J ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1847 "2003-09-19T13:25:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*\*notices his lunch was still in the fridge at lunch time for a change … and starts to put 2 and 2 together … \* \*\* …and comes up with 7. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **~L~ I’ll work on rigging up a webcam in my shower, how’s that?** Works for me. Can I get the discounted Friends and Family rate on the subscription fee? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*So I show you mine, you show me yours? \*\* My favorite game! Well, second favorite. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **Now see, no one would say no to that…because it would be rude. ~grins~** Well, I’m pretty sure neither **tanookie** or **Dreamer** do, but it seems like **Maureen** and **mipiace** do, and me, too. And, I think **Psalex** did, too. I won’t speak for the other guys, though. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*I’m really good at teasing, but I follow through with my promises… \*\* An ideal combination, IMO. Of course, you haven’t actually promised anything, as you pointed out. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **~L~ She always asks me nicely.** Huh. Must be me, then. Mama Mo usually just smacks me around until she gets what she wants. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > **Without makeup??** Sure. What makes you think I’d even notice? Well, okay. Eventually, I’d notice, but if it was an interesting enough photo, I sure wouldn’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1848 "2003-09-19T13:38:39Z")
> [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Jaade_ > > Now see, no one would say no to that…because it would be rude. ~grins~ > > _Originally posted by Davebear_ Well, I’m pretty sure neither **tanookie** or **Dreamer** do, but it seems like **Maureen** and **mipiace** do, and me, too. And, I think **Psalex** did, too. I won’t speak for the other guys, though. Yeah, sorry, I just don’t swing that way. But I still think you’re cute and sweet. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1849 "2003-09-19T13:46:57Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jaade_ > Now see, no one would say no to that…because it would be rude. ~grins~ No one would say no because it’s true! 😉 Lot’s of wind and rain here in PA, but no biggie. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1850 "2003-09-19T14:17:39Z")
Yummy! Jaade in icing!! Didn’t see that at my birthday soiree last night! Teo more months huh? I might have to make a special Jaade cake for that! Davebear…I know when your birthday is…you weren’t quite the Dave I meant to entertain…but yeah green is better than swwon worthy. Yawn…I’m a little tired today…did I miss a Rockin’ Rocky birthday party? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1851 "2003-09-19T14:26:52Z")
Hey, **6**. Glad you made it through ok. > [@](#): > > Maureen asked nicely? Our Maureen? Wow! She must be sick! Ah. It is now open season on the evil tyrant nurse lady, she’s too sick to defend herself. > [@](#): > > Umm…sorry, but you need to stay away from the ferrets while you’re sick, too. They can catch “human” diseases. But, you can borrow my teddy bear, if you like. And you won’t even let the boys keep me company? You’re a cruel man, **Dave**. > [@](#): > > Maureen asked nicely? Our Maureen? Wow! She must be sick! > [@](#): > > I am so going to pay for that when she’s feeling better! You can start paying now. I’ll have chicken and rice soup, english muffins with butter, and ginger ale. Chop chop. > [@](#): > > ~L~ She always asks me nicely. Thank you, **Jaade** , hon. Men just don’t understand asking nicely. Hence: > [@](#): > > Huh. Must be me, then. Mama Mo usually just smacks me around until she gets what she wants. Yeah, I’m still waiting on that soup. > [@](#): > > but it seems like Maureen and mipiace do …I never kiss and tell…😃 And stop picking on my **Wyatt**. That’s _my_ job. 'Sokay, **Wyatt** , Mama Mo won’t let the big bad bear get you. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1852 "2003-09-19T15:07:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally drooled by Wyatt \* > \*\* > > \*ponders little nurse outfit …N i c e !!! \*\* _frantically trying to open special drawer_ Ok, where is it. _tossing out items_ Let’s see, little maid’s uniform, hot red bra and thong set… _cough, cough, sneeze from years of accumulated dust_ Dang, no nurses uniform… And in the meantime, some rain, not even a lot of wind here, which is just fine by me. Thanks for asking **simple dreamer** ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1853 "2003-09-19T16:05:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\* You can start paying now. I’ll have chicken and rice soup, english muffins with butter, and ginger ale. Chop chop. \*\* Certainly, madam. I’ll get your waiter. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\* Thank you, **Jaade** , hon. Men just don’t understand asking nicely. \*\* That’s cuz women always want us to beg, so we kinda forget how to do it the other way. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\* Let’s see, little maid’s uniform, hot red bra and thong set…_\* Yup. Either of those would do nicely. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1854 "2003-09-19T17:28:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*And stop picking on my **Wyatt**. That’s _my_ job. 'Sokay, **Wyatt** , Mama Mo won’t let the big bad bear get you. \*\* _ponders … people fighting over you … good … but people fighting over who’s turn it is to pick on you … hummmm "all coverage is good coverage, as long as they spell your name right???_ > [@](#): > > - originally proscripted by Maureen\* > Wyatt, I think it’s time to lay off the NyQuil Lay Off the NyQuil??? But, Nursey Mo, Nursey Mo, all the stuff I read said I should drink Plenty of liquids … Now I hear there’s supposed to be lots of _some_ liquids, but a limit on others??? I wondered why they gave me that little shot glass with the bottle! [really cheezy John Wayne]_“Nurse!!! Line 'em up! Does the Doctor do body shots???”_[end Wayne] Next yer gonna tell me there are no medicinal properties in vanilla pudding! Or Sarsaparilla!!! > [@](#): > > _originally simpered by D.Bear_ > Please, Jaade? It would mean the world to me if I could but gaze upon your lovely form, in all its natural glory, just once before I die. Wow! wow … wow… amazing … such excellence … oh, that I could study and learn …bows at the feet of his _sensei_ > [@](#): > > _originally foreshadowed by Mipiace_ > Roccky sweetie I’m going to have to take a raincheck on your corruption. Wow, now THAT is a classic of “good news”/ “bad news” … sure gives **the Wankeler** something to look forward to! [quote] - scintillated in by Jaade\* ~L~ I’ll work on rigging up a webcam in my shower, how’s that? [quote] _quietly raises hand claiming ‘dibs’ on the video rights …_ > [@](#): > > _originally clarified, but certainly not promised by Jaade_ > So I show you mine, you show me yours? Allow me to make that more clear, I’m here to protect! I ‘sample’ the rice of the other students, to be sure noone is getting tainted foods … and it only makes sense that I should also ‘preview’ all incoming photos, from the ladies, to be sure none of the other guys corneas are at risk! So, here’s how it works, you show ME yours, I tell him its ok to show you his … See!!! > [@](#): > > - yeah, yeah, yeah, D.Bear said it, ok?\* > Huh. Must be me, then. Mama Mo usually just smacks me around until she gets what she wants. oooohhhhhh!!! Heinie Handmarks??? (yup, weird as it looks, that’s the Encarta World English Dictionary sez you spell “heinie!” Hadda look it up, myself, spell check had No Clue …) > [@](#): > > _originally tossed out by Salem_ > Let’s see, little maid’s uniform, hot red bra and thong set… > _cough, cough, sneeze from years of accumulated dust_ > Dang, no nurses uniform… S’ok, darlin’, us guy folk are Very accommodating … we’ll go for anything, low/short/shear or obviously moving out of the way or coming off soon … ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1855 "2003-09-19T17:33:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > Works for me. Can I get the discounted Friends and Family rate on the subscription fee? I’ll talk to my accountant. > [@](#): > > My favorite game! Well, second favorite. I thought that was Naked Hot Oil Twister?? > [@](#): > > Well, I’m pretty sure neither **tanookie** or **Dreamer** do, but it seems like **Maureen** and **mipiace** do, and me, too. And, I think **Psalex** did, too. I won’t speak for the other guys, though. I miss **Psalex**. ~frowns~ And you have me blushing again. > [@](#): > > An ideal combination, IMO. Of course, you haven’t actually promised anything, as you pointed out. I’m very careful about making promises… > [@](#): > > Huh. Must be me, then. Mama Mo usually just smacks me around until she gets what she wants. That can be nice too… > [@](#): > > Sure. What makes you think I’d even notice? Well, okay. Eventually, I’d notice, but if it was an interesting enough photo, I sure wouldn’t care. Oh, no makeup isn’t what you meant by “natural”? ~gazes at you innocently~ > [@](#): > > **Simple Dreamer** > > Yeah, sorry, I just don’t swing that way. But I still think you’re cute and sweet. Well darn…but you’re a cutie too darlin’! I’ll keep trying. ~winks~ > [@](#): > > **if6was9** > > No one would say no because it’s true! Ok, ok…I give up… **Dave** wins > [@](#): > > **mipiace** > > Yummy! Jaade in icing!! Didn’t see that at my birthday soiree last night! Teo more months huh? I might have to make a special Jaade cake for that Yep, November 28th… Jaade cake…is that a cake **for** Jaade, or a Jaade in frosting posing as cake? > [@](#): > > **Maureen** > > Thank you, Jaade, hon. Men just don’t understand asking nicely. Their lives would be so much better if they could just master this small thing, wouldn’t it? > [@](#): > > …I never kiss and tell… But do I get to know? ~grins~ **Salem** , I want one of those cute maid’s outfits…we should go shopping together. You can get a nurse uniform, and I’ll get the maid’s. And \*\*HAPPY FRIDAY \*\* everyone! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1856 "2003-09-19T17:36:15Z")
> [@](#): > > I wondered why they gave me that little shot glass with the bottle! > [really cheezy John Wayne]“Nurse!!! Line 'em up! Does the Doctor do body shots???”[end Wayne] _gags and chokes at the thought of Nyquil body shots_ ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1857 "2003-09-19T17:58:33Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally quirried by Jaade_ > Jaade cake…is that a cake for Jaade, or a Jaade in frosting posing as cake? Did you want us to _vote_??? _grumbles and mumbles_ hit the button READ the preview … stuff is funnier if your coding is right … ‘glance at’ the preview is not the same as ‘read’ the preview … PIYF\* ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1858 "2003-09-19T18:00:35Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally quirried by Jaade_ > Jaade cake…is that a cake for Jaade, or a Jaade in frosting posing as cake? Did you want us to _vote_??? _grumbles and mumbles_ hit the button READ the preview, Wyatt … stuff is funnier if your coding is right … ‘glance at’ the preview is not the same as ‘read’ the preview … _chanting_ Preview is MY friend … piMf, piMf…\* ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1859 "2003-09-19T18:19:15Z")
New montra for ya **Wyatt** … “Hit submit only once.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1860 "2003-09-19T19:32:33Z")
I put y our birthday on my calendar and I have been known to make all sorts of birthday plans…just ask Studmuffin although I think he may stilo be recooperating. I promise Jade, you’ll have a good time. I am sorry you miss Psalex, I miss her too…will I do? let’s jump in the hot tub and drown our sorrows. anyone for a nice batch of blender drinks? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=92) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=94)