# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1861 "2003-09-19T19:35:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* > > Jaade cake…is that a cake **for** Jaade, or a Jaade in frosting posing as cake? > \*\* Oh and that depends on which you would prefer. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1862 "2003-09-19T21:55:33Z")
~ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Did you want us to _vote_??? > > _grumbles and mumbles_ hit the button READ the preview, Wyatt … stuff is funnier if your coding is right … ‘glance at’ the preview is not the same as ‘read’ the preview … _chanting_ Preview is MY friend … piMf, piMf…\* \*\* Well…I guess you can vote if you really want to. ~grins~ But remember, it’s my birthday, so it has to be fun for me too! (Well, it will be my birthday…) > [@](#): > > **mipiace** > > I put y our birthday on my calendar and I have been known to make all sorts of birthday plans…just ask Studmuffin although I think he may stilo be recooperating. I promise Jade, you’ll have a good time. I am sorry you miss Psalex, I miss her too…will I do? Yay! Birthday plans! And of course darlin’, having you here is what keeps me going. ~winks~ > [@](#): > > let’s jump in the hot tub and drown our sorrows. anyone for a nice batch of blender drinks? ~makes a pitcher of Frozen Midori Sours and pours two, putting little umbrellas in both of them~ I’m ready! > [@](#): > > Oh and that depends on which you would prefer. I’m not picky and I like surprises! ~J ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1863 "2003-09-19T22:07:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*I put y our birthday on my calendar and I have been known to make all sorts of birthday plans…just ask Studmuffin although I think he may stilo be recooperating… \*\* Beware, **Jaade**. I think **mipiace** studied a bit _too_ hard at the **Psalex School of Teasing**. She made plans for my birthday, sends pics, flirts and promises to corrupt me, and gets me all hot and bothered, then “rainchecks” me to go spend time with that _other_ Dave. Hmph! 😉 I’ll bet she was **Psalex** ’s star student! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1864 "2003-09-19T22:45:34Z")
I vote for **Jaade** AS a cake! And I think it would be fun for you too! Think about it… What do you do with icing on a cake? Dive a fork in it. What do you do with icing on anything else? (beaters, bowl, spatula… Jaade) You LICK it off! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1865 "2003-09-19T22:50:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > **I vote for Jaade AS a cake!** I second that vote! > [@](#): > > \*\* What do you do with icing on a cake? Dive a fork in it. \*\* :eek: :eek: You had me a bit worried there, **if6was9** … until I read the rest of your post! 😃 > [@](#): > > \*\*What do you do with icing on anything else? (beaters, bowl, spatula… Jaade) You LICK it off! \*\* Now yer talkin’! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1866 "2003-09-19T22:55:38Z")
Maybe I shoulda said spork… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1867 "2003-09-20T00:47:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*Maybe I shoulda said spork… 😃 \*\* :eek: **Holy … Freakin’ … Shite!** :eek: That was pure brilliance!! LOL!! 😃 Astounding!! I think … I just … ruptured something!! 😃 and you owe me a beer 'cause mine’s all over the place now! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1868 "2003-09-20T02:41:23Z")
Yeah but Rocky…dear you have been IGNORING ME!!! WHat do you expect Studly? You can’t keep a hot woman like me waiting and expect me not to take my affections elsewhere! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1869 "2003-09-20T02:50:42Z")
Well, jump on in the hot tub then, and I’ll see what I can do about _not_ ignoring _any_ part of you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1870 "2003-09-20T02:54:02Z")
“SPLASH” Here I am baby! Where have you been all week? I’ve been missing you! Now c’mere and let me see if you feel a year older. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1871 "2003-09-20T02:58:31Z")
y’know, they just don’t take too kindly to hot tubbin’ at work. Been a tough week to slip away. suddenly I’m feelin’ MUCH younger! 😉 my corruption is in your hands … or _something_ is anyway … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1872 "2003-09-20T03:04:11Z")
Oh, is THAT your corruption, and I thought it was a wankel – it’s been far too long since I corrupted the boy next door. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1873 "2003-09-20T03:11:00Z")
oooh, you’re revvin’ up the Wankel tonight! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1874 "2003-09-20T03:16:39Z")
Aw no honey, we are ony in 2nd gear. You just haven’t had her out for a spin lately. You know it is important to take it out and really open it up one in a while - cleans out the fuel injectors…ready to go for a ride? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1875 "2003-09-20T03:28:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _originally simpered by D.Bear_ > > \*\* _Simpered?!? **Simpered! SIMPERED!?!** _ I’ll show you simpering, you miserable, wretched excuse for an acolyte! You are hereby demoted from the exalted position of Senior Acolyte to junior initiate, and designated permanent latrine orderly. Turn in your tatami. You can sleep on the stone floors, as befits such an ungrateful worm. And, that latrine had better shine by tomorrow! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* Wow! wow … wow… amazing … such excellence … oh, that I could study and learn …bows at the feet of his _sensei_ \*\* Well, maybe if you want to learn how to write trashy romance novels. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* I thought that was Naked Hot Oil Twister?? \*\* Nah, that’s actually **mipiace** ’s favorite game. But, I enjoy it, too, as long as the oil isn’t _too_ hot. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* I miss Psalex. ~frowns~ \*\* Me, too. Even if she is mad at me for telling you guys too much. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* And you have me blushing again._\* Awww, how cute! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* Oh, no makeup isn’t what you meant by “natural”? ~gazes at you innocently~ \*\* Nice eyes, but that doesn’t work with me. And, if you try to maintain that eye contact, I’ll have you blushing, again, inside 30 seconds, without having to say a word. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\* Ok, ok…I give up…Dave wins \*\* It’s okay; you’ll get used to saying that. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\* I vote for Jaade AS a cake! > > And I think it would be fun for you too! Think about it… What do you do with icing on a cake? Dive a fork in it. What do you do with icing on anything else? (beaters, bowl, spatula… Jaade) You LICK it off! \*\* Excellent reasoning! I agree. I vote for **Jaade** as the cake, too. But, can we use butter creme frosting, instead of chocolate? Somehow seems more appropriate, much as I love chocolate. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\* Maybe I shoulda said spork… 😃 \*\* Hah! We may have a new Senior Acolyte in the making, here. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\* ready to go for a ride? \*\* Watch out, **Rocky**. She’ll strip your gears and blow your headgasket before you can even pop her clutch. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1876 "2003-09-20T04:00:29Z")
It doesn’t matter to me if it’s butter cream, or chocolate, or peanut butter, or whatever, it’s the “cake” under the frosting that interests me! :eek: [total suck-up to _sensei_ mode] I noticed how **Wyatt** made that disrespectful “simpering” remark… But I didn’t say anything. Far be it for me to rat out a fellow acolyte but…[/t s-u t _s_ m] ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1877 "2003-09-20T04:04:31Z")
smoooooooooth one there, **if6was9**. :: silly little boyish grin :: faster, **mipiace** , FASTER!! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1878 "2003-09-20T04:08:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Beware, **Jaade**. I think **mipiace** studied a bit _too_ hard at the **Psalex School of Teasing**. She made plans for my birthday, sends pics, flirts and promises to corrupt me, and gets me all hot and bothered, then “rainchecks” me to go spend time with that _other_ Dave. Hmph! 😉 > > I’ll bet she was **Psalex** ’s star student! 😃 \*\* I don’t think I have anything to worry about darlin’…see, you need to learn to be more vocal about what you want. ~winks~ > [@](#): > > **if6was9** > > I vote for Jaade AS a cake! ~grins~ My skin will be all sticky with icing…whatever will I do? > [@](#): > > And I think it would be fun for you too! Think about it… What do you do with icing on a cake? Dive a fork in it. What do you do with icing on anything else? (beaters, bowl, spatula… Jaade) You LICK it off! Whoo hoo! Any volunteers? Forgot to mention this: > [@](#): > > **Wyatt** > > originally quirried by Jaade quirried?? > [@](#): > > **Rocky** > > I second that vote! > [@](#): > > **Davebear** > > Excellent reasoning! I agree. I vote for Jaade as the cake, too. That’s three, if anyone was counting… And no votes to actually let me have a piece of cake. > [@](#): > > But, can we use butter creme frosting, instead of chocolate? Somehow seems more appropriate, much as I love chocolate. Yes, buttercream sounds yummy… > [@](#): > > Nah, that’s actually mipiace’s favorite game. But, I enjoy it, too, as long as the oil isn’t too hot. Ah that’s right, I’ll have to make sure I have the Twister game when she comes to Houston! > [@](#): > > Me, too. Even if she is mad at me for telling you guys too much. Oh no! I hope that’s not why she hasn’t been around. ~frowns~ > [@](#): > > Awww, how cute! ~sticks her tongue out at him~ > [@](#): > > Nice eyes, but that doesn’t work with me. And, if you try to maintain that eye contact, I’ll have you blushing, again, inside 30 seconds, without having to say a word. Bah, put your money where your mouth is. > [@](#): > > It’s okay; you’ll get used to saying that. ~L~ Don’t be so sure…I’m a stubborn lady. ~wonders if it’s safe to get into the hottub~ ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1879 "2003-09-20T04:13:58Z")
Sure! Jump on in, **Jaade**. You can help **mipiace** with my … uhh … birthday corruption! 😃 And I humbly offer my icing-licking-off services to you too. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1880 "2003-09-20T04:13:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > > * * * _Simpered?!? **Simpered! SIMPERED!?!** _ But, can we use butter creme frosting, instead of chocolate? Watch out, **Rocky**. She’ll strip your gears and blow your headgasket before you can even pop her clutch. \*\* [/QUOTE] What makes you an expert on shifting my gears? Rocky baby…not too fast honey, make it last, we 've got all night to get that drive jusssssst riiiiiiiight…[I love corruption, I could make a career out of this] 6 - I agree, some folks like icing and but I like cake… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=93) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=95)