# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1881 "2003-09-20T04:22:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Sure! Jump on in, **Jaade**. You can help **mipiace** with my … uhh … birthday corruption! 😃 > > And I humbly offer my icing-licking-off services to you too. \*\* Psst…you might want to ask **mipiace** first! And I appreciate that, I’m taking notes, so that you guys can’t back out on the big day. ~grins~ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1882 "2003-09-20T04:23:35Z")
YAY!! Jaade is here Now I don’thave to be all alone with all these guys!! (and I honestly do have my own Twister game…) ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1883 "2003-09-20T04:27:21Z")
Yes, I’m back! I have softball on Fridays, we won both our games! Who’s up for a celebration?? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1884 "2003-09-20T04:32:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*… I don’thave to be all alone with all these guys … \*\* you say that like it’s a bad thing … 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1885 "2003-09-20T04:33:19Z")
Well we started a bit without you but you can join in, I’ve been driving but I think Rocky needs a little rest stop… wanna make a Rocky sandwich? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1886 "2003-09-20T04:38:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Well we started a bit without you but you can join in, I’ve been driving but I think Rocky needs a little rest stop… wanna make a Rocky sandwich? \*\* k! ~hops in the hottub~ Wait, are you sure this is a good way for him to get a bit of rest? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1887 "2003-09-20T04:40:02Z")
_I_ think it’s a great idea, personally. **Rocky** loves sammiches! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1888 "2003-09-20T04:45:52Z")
See Rocky! aren’t you glad we weren’t in any hurry? You never know what you want to save some Rocks for. Now there is a nice Rock between a soft Jaade and Mipiace…what a great sammich!!Mmm kisses for everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1889 "2003-09-20T04:47:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*See Rocky! aren’t you glad we weren’t in any hurry? You never know what you want to save some Rocks for. > > Now there is a nice Rock between a soft Jaade and Mipiace…what a great sammich!!Mmm kisses for everyone. \*\* She’s right **Rocky** , good things come to those who wait… ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1890 "2003-09-20T05:54:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*quirried?? \*\* Yeah, Sure! Just like queried … but … well … you know, … spelled different …:smack: > [@](#): > > _Originally tantrumed by D.Bear_ > Simpered?!? Simpered! SIMPERED!?! I’ll show you simpering, you miserable, wretched excuse for an acolyte! You are hereby demoted from the exalted position of Senior Acolyte to junior initiate, and designated permanent latrine orderly. Turn in your tatami. You can sleep on the stone floors, as befits such an ungrateful worm. And, that latrine had better shine by tomorrow! Sigh … _scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub sigh scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub pant pant pant sigh scrub scrub scrub … scrub … scrub … scrub … scrub … pant …scrub …_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1891 "2003-09-20T06:33:12Z")
While I am strangely jealous of the **Rocky** sammich, I am perversely turned on too! Can I watch? Please? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1892 "2003-09-20T07:06:17Z")
A rock between soft places … ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1893 "2003-09-20T11:53:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*Can I watch? Please? \*\* Absolutely! 😃 just so long as you take video too, so I can cherish this moment for years to come. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1894 "2003-09-20T13:03:34Z")
Can I watch **if6** watching? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1895 "2003-09-20T13:07:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Can I watch **if6** watching? \*\* No, no … you need to be part of the **Rocky Sammich** … gotta cover front, back, and sides, y’know. 😃 Come join us! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1896 "2003-09-20T13:08:49Z")
Now, where’s **Dreamer** or **Maureen** to make this sammich complete? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1897 "2003-09-20T13:12:00Z")
I’ll videotape for ya but I’ll be running commentary the whole time so it may interfere with the replay value of the event… “And the male dips beneath the water in a vain attempt to impress the female with his amazing lung capacity” “In her excitement at the male’s posturing the female thrashes wildly and knocks the unsuspecting male unconscious” “Drowned males always exhibit that lovely shade of blue” Oh and **Wyatt** if you can mow a lawn and are good with kids… I have a puffy doggy bed with lots of blankets and I promise to feed ya better than plain white rice! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1898 "2003-09-20T13:26:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*“And the male dips beneath the water in a vain attempt to impress the female with his amazing lung capacity” > > “In her excitement at the male’s posturing the female thrashes wildly and knocks the unsuspecting male unconscious” > > “Drowned males always exhibit that lovely shade of blue”\*\* YIKES! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1899 "2003-09-20T13:51:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*No, no … you need to be part of the **Rocky Sammich** … gotta cover front, back, and sides, y’know. 😃 Come join us! \*\* Hmmm, the best offer I’ve had in a looooong time. I think I need more offers like that. 😉 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by tanookie_ > **Oh andWyatt if you can mow a lawn and are good with kids… I have a puffy doggy bed with lots of blankets and I promise to feed ya better than plain white rice!** And then **Wyatt** would be in the Boston area where he could _really_ study under **Dave**. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1900 "2003-09-20T14:36:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*Now, where’s **Dreamer** or **Maureen** to make this sammich complete? \*\* Dammit, the best offer I’ve had in almost a week, and I have to go catch some stupid flippin virus. Raincheck, **rocky**? I/m thinking I’m not doing anything but resting today, and forcing fluids. Now, if only I had **Wyatt** around to fetch and carry and rub my forehead for me…oh, yes. That reminds me. Dave!! What did I tell you about smacking Wyatt around??!! Bloody hell! 38 pages of loyal service and this is how you treat him just because of one minor lapse, probably brought on by NyQuil and lack of sleep? I thought you had more compassion than that. I take _one_ day off to feel better, and _this_ is what you do? :sigh:…I won’t discuss it with you in front of the children anymore, but you owe me some **serious** kissing up, buddy boy. **Wyatt’s** been punished enough, yes? I really need him to rub my forehead and get me some soda, dear one, Mama Mo is not in good shape today. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=94) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=96)