# Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128 "2003-07-13T07:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 97
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1921 "2003-09-20T18:04:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*'Sokay, **Wyatt**. I won’t force you to do anything more unpleasant than occasionally fetching me some cherry pepsi. Now. Tell me. How are you at foot rubs? \*\* Cherry Pepsi Foot Rubs??? euuuuwwwwww! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1922 "2003-09-20T18:10:42Z")
Hm. Either it was an inadvertant misunderstanding, in which case, he goes right back to scrubbing, or an intentional dig, which DEFINITELY merits a smack and a week mucking out the ferret cage. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1923 "2003-09-20T18:24:44Z")
OH… oh… oh… a Cherry Pepsi for you AND a foot rub … darlin’ you do NOT want to waste these fine foot-rubbin’ hands on scrubbing … ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1924 "2003-09-20T18:28:40Z")
**Wyatt** , you get to rub feet, and an offer of “B l a n k e t s and Puffy Bed” and you’re bitching cuz I’m on cold, hard cement??? Must be the nyquil… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1925 "2003-09-20T18:35:50Z")
Aw, **6** , I thought you were still helping **Dave** frost **Jaade’s** cake. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1926 "2003-09-20T18:37:02Z")
[Helpful suggestion] Psst, **Wyatt** , you must verbalize those offerse… [/helpful suggestion] ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1927 "2003-09-20T18:37:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*… and you’re bitching cuz I’m on cold, hard cement??? Must be the nyquil… 🙂 \*\* \>\>\>\> I \<\<\<\< never got offered nice smooth cement by the master … I just got lumpy ol’ rock floor, under the back porch … ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1928 "2003-09-20T18:38:40Z")
Quick, someone catch that stray “e” in my last post… Looks like I _fat-fingered_ another post… durnnit. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1929 "2003-09-20T18:38:46Z")
Here!!! Need to brush your teeth? _offers helpfully_ ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1930 "2003-09-20T18:39:58Z")
Ah, but **Wyatt** , **6** put himself there… he wasn’t told to go. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1931 "2003-09-20T18:40:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maureen \* > \*\*Aw, **6** , I thought you were still helping **Dave** frost **Jaade’s** cake. \*\* No I had a problem with… timing. Banished myself to the corner out of embarrassment. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1932 "2003-09-20T18:40:48Z")
Yikes!!! Dang’d hampster inposed posting delays … that should be _helpfully offers **if6** a toothbrush…_ Here!!! Need to brush your teeth? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1933 "2003-09-20T18:41:52Z")
Yeah, that post-flood control has bitten me a few times. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1934 "2003-09-20T18:43:00Z")
:eek: I think I’ll stick with morning breath, thank you very much! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1935 "2003-09-20T18:44:32Z")
_hands **6** some mouthwash_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1936 "2003-09-20T18:50:37Z")
Thanks **Dreamer**! MUCH better than that icky toothbrush! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1937 "2003-09-20T18:54:36Z")
😃 My pleasure, **6**. **Wyatt** is being naughty today it seems. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1938 "2003-09-20T18:58:01Z")
**S** imple **D** reamer’s **M** assive **B** oobies! OMG I’m still laughing! I can barely type… ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1939 "2003-09-20T19:00:52Z")
Hehehe, I’m still giggling myself. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128/1940 "2003-09-20T21:18:59Z")
Hey! How’d we lose **Optihut**? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*Oh baby! You are so sexy when you pout! > > \*\* ~grins~ You just guarenteed I’ll be pouting a lot more! > [@](#): > > ALL of them! Good answer! > [@](#): > > **Wyatt** > > [dobby] a shower??? … the mistress offers me a shower??? > [@](#): > > … offers Jaade a piece … That _really_ depends on what you are offering me a piece of… > [@](#): > > but a general chaotician??? … Looks like this girl is gonna fit right in!!! I am _so_ confused…what? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=96) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-freaking-god-looong/188128.md?page=98)