# Oh my FUCKING GOD!!!! Worst Driver EVER!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 3, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-fucking-god-worst-driver-ever/126880 "2002-09-03T22:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-fucking-god-worst-driver-ever/126880/21 "2002-09-06T19:42:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Xploder \* > **Where I live, there used to be a guy that lived down the street, that had a ‘tricked-out’ civic. Wheels at least six inches out to the side, huge chrome tailpipe, spoilers (yeah, like it really needs a spoiler), and, of course, the obligatory bass booming stereo.** I just saw one of these on my way home yesterday, 'cept the guy hadn’t finished yet. Only the front wheels were the sticking-out kind, the rear ones were normal. Next time I see one complete like what **Xploder** mentioned, I’m going to say in my best Chong voice, “Hey, man, looks like your car shrunk.” ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-fucking-god-worst-driver-ever/126880/22 "2002-09-06T23:26:21Z")
Despite holding a chauffeur’s licence, last night I ran over some poor bastard’s foot with my shopping cart while I was pushing it the wrong way through a checkout. _{Muffin hangs his head in shame.}_ ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-fucking-god-worst-driver-ever/126880/23 "2002-09-07T18:14:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stccrd \* > \*\*As for the stereo that some kid plays to loud, i think that it is straight up retarded. He’ll lose his hearing in less than 5 years, and along with that any ability to lead a normal life. \*\* ummm, if this were true, I’d have went deaf 9 or 10 years ago. I’m almost 31, I still play my stereo as loud as possible (rap nowadays, don’t let the name fool ya), to the point where it vibrates the mirrors. I drive at least and hour a day. I hear fine when I’m not in the car, in fact I hear so good that little noises keep me awake at night. But my life is far from nomal. I don’t blame the stereo tho. ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2002, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-fucking-god-worst-driver-ever/126880/24 "2002-09-08T05:24:31Z")
The seventh worst driver in the state (Kansas) lives in my town. I guess he got in an accident or something a few years back, so now he goes 10 mph everywhere and weaves all over the lanes. He gets in accidents all the time and his truck is covered in dents and scrapes. Yeah, we have a ton of tricked-out cars, as I like to call them, in this little town of mine. I think they look tacky, and don’t impress me at all. New cars dont impress me at all. 70’s muscle cars will win my heart any day. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-fucking-god-worst-driver-ever/126880/25 "2002-09-08T06:04:38Z")
**Rhum Runner** mentioned “giant chrome exhaust nozel that is clamped on over the standard tailpipe”. This reminded me of my visit to Thailand last year. Over there it seems like everyone drives either a) a motorbike or b) a pickup with a double cab with a big double chrome exhaust tacked on the back Out of the group of people I was with I was the only one who seemed to be amazed by this. Anyone else been to Thailand noticed this? Sorry for the hijack. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-fucking-god-worst-driver-ever/126880.md?page=1)