# Oh. My. God. The body fascists have their own site **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-the-body-fascists-have-their-own-site/386282 "2007-01-01T09:34:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-the-body-fascists-have-their-own-site/386282/21 "2007-02-04T05:40:18Z")
[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus] A wonderful place to meet gorgeous people it may be, but if they’re all hetro (or unable to indicate that they’re not) it’s not much use to me. [/QUOTE] I’m pretty sure any man who put his picture on that site isn’t all that hetero. Also, you have to watch for the various tricks when setting up your profile: Body Type - ‘ample’, ‘cuddly’ or ‘average’ ? What are you doing here? Annual Income - less than $100,000? You haven’t been good looking that long, have you? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-the-body-fascists-have-their-own-site/386282/22 "2007-02-04T07:44:43Z")
Also be sure to check out [www.nofatties.com](http://www.nofatties.com). ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-the-body-fascists-have-their-own-site/386282/23 "2007-02-04T13:02:41Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > I’m pretty sure any man who put his picture on that site isn’t all that hetero. Ah, heteroslob jealousy rears its ugly head once again. Clearly I need to turn in my straight license because I wash my clothes and pay attention to my hair. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-the-body-fascists-have-their-own-site/386282/24 "2007-02-04T13:07:05Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] Ah, heteroslob jealousy rears its ugly head once again. Clearly I need to turn in my straight license because I wash my clothes and pay attention to my hair. [/QUOTE] You go girlfrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend! Tell’um like is eees sistuh! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-the-body-fascists-have-their-own-site/386282/25 "2007-02-04T15:12:07Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] Ah, heteroslob jealousy rears its ugly head once again. Clearly I need to turn in my straight license because I wash my clothes and pay attention to my hair. [/QUOTE] Jeez…what’s her problem? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-the-body-fascists-have-their-own-site/386282/26 "2007-02-04T16:02:07Z")
[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus] Well I’ve got 14 hours left in the “voting window” that you get (three days from your profile being approved) and it’s a resounding “no” from the female population of [beautifulpeople.net](http://beautifulpeople.net) as to whether I should be accepted to the site. [/QUOTE] Ah ha! You forgot to put all the unsubtle clues that you’re gay in your photo. (Or a wedding ring.) ---
**Author:** ![pretend\_my\_name\_is\_witty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9e5f3/32.png) [@pretend\_my\_name\_is\_witty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pretend_my_name_is_witty)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-the-body-fascists-have-their-own-site/386282/27 "2007-02-04T19:36:10Z")
[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus] Well, did they let you in? [/QUOTE] Er, nope. Mum says I’m still handsome, though. Remembered I’m a student, and I’m now off to meet beautiful people in the usual way. Smashed. I dont need the stupid site… ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-the-body-fascists-have-their-own-site/386282/28 "2007-02-04T20:28:57Z")
I’d sign up, but I don’t have the time to shower, shave, do my hair, pick out an outfit, properly light myself, get someone to take a few head shots and “natural” poses and then do a little post production in Photoshop. It’s a shame too, since I really hate the idea that there might be ugly people reading my posts. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-the-body-fascists-have-their-own-site/386282/29 "2007-02-05T02:59:27Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] Ah, heteroslob jealousy rears its ugly head once again. Clearly I need to turn in my straight license because I wash my clothes and pay attention to my hair. [/QUOTE] Well, DUH! The silly site seems to support Safari superbly. You can tell from that sentence that there is no way in hell I am good-looking enough for them. Sigh. I’ll be nanoseconds getting over this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-the-body-fascists-have-their-own-site/386282.md?page=1)