# Oh my god, there's an axe in my head! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843 "2005-03-10T15:22:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/21 "2005-03-10T20:41:28Z")
¡Ayuda! melondeca tiene un hacha en la cabeza! Au secours! melondeca a une hache dans sa tête! Hilfe! melondeca hat eine Axt in ihrem Kopf! Aiuto! melondeca ha un’accetta nel sua testa! Hulp! melondeca heeft een bijl in haar hoofd! Ajuda! melondeca tem um machado em seu cabeça! Hjelp! melondeca har en øks i hennes hode! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/22 "2005-03-10T21:07:22Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > ¡Ayuda! melondeca tiene un hacha en la cabeza! > > Au secours! melondeca a une hache dans sa tête! > > Hilfe! melondeca hat eine Axt in ihrem Kopf! > > Aiuto! melondeca ha un’accetta nel sua testa! > > Hulp! melondeca heeft een bijl in haar hoofd! > > Ajuda! melondeca tem um machado em seu cabeça! > > Hjelp! melondeca har en øks i hennes hode! Uh… oops… ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/23 "2005-03-10T21:42:54Z")
My sister’s one phrase in Russian is “Help! My pants are too tight!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/24 "2005-03-10T22:03:52Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > No, no, this situation is clearly preposterous. Who in world would drink chai green tea with soy milk? Chai must be black tea and made with cow-juice. Chai green tea and soy milk are icky. 😛 Dang, dude. I stand in awe at the size of your blender. ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/25 "2005-03-10T22:13:54Z")
Well, Baba Yaga, for what it is worth, I stand in awe of your house. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/26 "2005-03-10T22:38:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Pane boze! Mam sekeru v hlave! Pane Boze, zabili Kennyho! Vy parchanti! (“Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!”) ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/27 "2005-03-10T23:54:00Z")
The one thing I remember from Norwegian classes is Jag har en mandelformede forhod No,I can’t think of any possible situation where this would be of use 😃 ---
**Author:** ![St\_Ides](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@St\_Ides](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St_Ides)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/28 "2005-03-11T00:06:04Z")
I’ve always used MADRE DE DIOS! ES EL POLLO DIABLO! Which as far as I know, means “Mother of God! It’s the chicken devil!” ---
**Author:** ![St\_Ides](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@St\_Ides](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St_Ides)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/29 "2005-03-11T00:09:42Z")
Whoa, I just read the explaination of why the list exists… It was started at the University of Waterloo… About 2k from where I grew up. No wonder I’ve heard this before… Wierd. ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/30 "2005-03-11T00:12:52Z")
Well, list 'em. Here, I can get it started. **English** Oh my god, there’s an axe in my head! **German** Mein gott, das ist ein Axt in meinem Kopf! I’m not 100% sure of the German, but that would be understandable if not completely grammatically correct. ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/31 "2005-03-11T00:17:48Z")
That should be Gott with a capital T. I’m sure a fluent German speaker will be around to correct any other mistakes. ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/32 "2005-03-11T00:20:02Z")
> [@Strinka](#): > > with a capital T. Or G. Whatever… ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/33 "2005-03-11T00:21:53Z")
And now I notice the link. I just keep making a fool of myself. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/34 "2005-03-11T00:22:44Z")
I hardly think grammatical accuracy would be the most pressing of your worries… ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/35 "2005-03-11T04:27:57Z")
It just goes to show that there is no such thing as useless knowledge. If there’s ever an international tour of David Ives’ _Variations on the Death of Trotsky_, **melondeca** ’s resume goes straight to the top of the pile. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/36 "2005-03-11T04:34:03Z")
> [@mrklutz](#): > > My sister’s one phrase in Russian is “Help! My pants are too tight!” Lets see, in Cantonese, that would be “Kau meng! Gnor ge si fatt ho dai!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/37 "2005-03-11T04:40:17Z")
All this talk of axes cleaving heads… Tell ya what, I’m gonna go out. Just tell the cops I was here the whole time, O.K? ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/38 "2005-03-11T10:05:23Z")
I present the punk band [Angry Samoans](http://www.maniaman.com/gregturner.html). ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/39 "2005-03-11T16:20:27Z")
> [@sturmhauke](#): > > I present the punk band [Angry Samoans](http://www.maniaman.com/gregturner.html). They’re…umm…special. You know…in a Dead Milkmen sort of way. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843/40 "2005-03-11T16:57:12Z")
I would just like you all to know: [www.axeinmyhead.com](http://www.axeinmyhead.com) And it’s mine, ALL MINE! Mwahahahahahaha! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-theres-an-axe-in-my-head/293843.md?page=3)