# Oh my God! They found water on Mars!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264 "2005-04-01T17:42:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/1 "2005-04-01T17:42:06Z")

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[Link](http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html)

Holy flying cheese monkeys, this is _so_ cool! This has to be one of the biggest historical scientific moments ever…

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/2 "2005-04-01T17:53:27Z")

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Arright…who let **Kythereia** out of the initation room??

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/3 "2005-04-01T17:53:36Z")

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I had a feeling, and still I clicked. _sigh_ Been that kind of a day, it has.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/4 "2005-04-01T17:54:55Z")

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The sad thing is that I check that site every morning even before I hit the Dope. So I knew right away what it was.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/5 "2005-04-01T17:56:25Z")

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You know, this exactly the kind of thing that gets people hauled away to the crazy farm…

😛

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**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/6 "2005-04-01T17:57:03Z")

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**Kythereia** …_smack_

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/7 "2005-04-01T17:58:08Z")

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Ow! _rubs cheek_ ☹

**Hal** , who told you I was supposed to be in there? _edging towards door_ Really, I just stopped by here… and… _slam, flee_

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/8 "2005-04-01T18:04:16Z")

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Good one,\*\* Kythereia\*\*! 😃 Thanks for the laugh.

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**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/9 "2005-04-01T18:49:35Z")

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I’m no fan of deception, but I have to say “Holy flying cheese monkeys” is the best interjection I’ve ever heard (or read).

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/10 "2005-04-01T18:54:34Z")

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Were there catfish in the water?  
\<looks innocent\>

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/11 "2005-04-01T19:17:37Z")

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Where did NASA get the Canadian Mars bars?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/12 "2005-04-01T19:26:52Z")

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Well, there had been this test project to simulate Mars-colony conditions in a crater on Devon Island in the Canadian Arctic. And there was that lost probe (something about a metric/US measurement mixup). The details are just to embarassing to relate.

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/13 "2005-04-01T20:55:34Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Well, there had been this test project to simulate Mars-colony conditions in a crater on Devon Island in the Canadian Arctic. And there was that lost probe (something about a metric/US measurement mixup). The details are just to embarassing to relate.

I heard they found the burnt wreckage of the probe along the city limits of Yellowknife, being chewed on by a moose.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/14 "2005-04-01T21:05:56Z")

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A møøse bit my sister…

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**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/15 "2005-04-01T21:10:12Z")

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:: paddles **Kythereia’s** heinie ::

Naughty, naughty, punster!

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**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/16 "2005-04-01T21:40:01Z")

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> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> Where did NASA get the Canadian Mars bars?

Hmm. If you take a look at the link that says “Credit & Copyright”, it points to an address @shaw.ca .

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**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/17 "2005-04-01T21:53:07Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> A møøse bit my sister…

The writer responsible for that title has been fired.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/18 "2005-04-01T22:43:32Z")

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> [@mrklutz](#):
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> :: paddles **Kythereia’s** heinie ::
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> Naughty, naughty, punster!

A Bug-Eyed Punster from Outer Space? 😉😃

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**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/19 "2005-04-01T23:07:20Z")

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They _thought_ they did, way back in June lat year.

[Link](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tg.pirie/news/mars.jpg)

(second picture down)

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**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-they-found-water-on-mars/297264/20 "2005-04-01T23:09:35Z")

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Sorry, bad link :wally [Here’s the correct one.](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tg.pirie/news/news6.html)

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