# OH MY GOD THIS IS FREAKY

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-this-is-freaky/9718>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 21, 1999, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-this-is-freaky/9718 "1999-10-21T04:07:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-this-is-freaky/9718/21 "1999-10-21T19:15:00Z")

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I never would have referred to that as a “vial”, Alphie.

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-this-is-freaky/9718/22 "1999-10-21T19:17:00Z")

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What? HotWaxDrippin? What the hell are you talking about Zette?

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-this-is-freaky/9718/23 "1999-10-21T19:24:00Z")

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Nevermind, I see what you meant, I must have had a brain tumor for breakfast, please excuse me. 🙂

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Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-this-is-freaky/9718/24 "1999-10-22T02:44:00Z")

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she is trading her coochie for $$$

That line just really struck me as the perfect name for a new game show:

Coochie for dollars!

I still can’t get over what a total dumb ass this guy is. If anyone, even a member of MY OWN FAMILY showed up on my doorstep with all their belongings I’d laugh myself into a hemorrhage before I’d let them set one foot in the door. And a STRANGER! Get real! Get a clue! Get therapy!

Oh, gosh, she had kids… wha, wha! If I turn them out what will they do? They’d go on to the next sucker on the list, sucker! I have no sympathy at all!

If you are going to bend over, grease your checks and then put sand up your ass someone, SOMEONE, will come along and pound it in.

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-this-is-freaky/9718/25 "1999-10-22T02:46:00Z")

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Ah, hem. That should be cheeks, not checks! Still had a ring to it… oh, bad pun!

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-this-is-freaky/9718/26 "1999-10-22T02:58:00Z")

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Byzantine: Now **that** part I agree with. Some people just don’t know how to say “no”.

Or better yet, “You’ve gotta be fuckin’ **kidding** me!” \< slam door in face \>

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-this-is-freaky/9718/27 "1999-10-22T02:59:00Z")

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Hey zette… I resent that comment… look at my name and I am the essence of purity! LOL

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“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good  
things.” --Edgar Degas

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-god-this-is-freaky/9718/28 "1999-10-22T03:05:00Z")

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yeah yeah yeah

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We are, each of us angels with only one wing;  
and we can only fly by  
embracing one another

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