What are you waiting for, an invitation from the Queen of England?
Ummmm, Gazelle, darling, really…you claim to have no knowledge as to why you get those weird snot plugs?
Meethinks they are two decade old teddy bear guts.
I once read that Eddie Van Halen had a cockroach go exploring in his ear while on tour. Had to cancel a show I believe.
It does happen. And earwigs aren’t called earwigs 'cause they like to nibble toes, kids.
I hear mosquito netting is cheap.
ok, while he was asleep in a hotel room, but he happened to be on tour at the time that came out weird, my apologies.
I just noticed that in reading the 40 some posts in this thread, I have scratched each ear 3 times each.
You guys are going to give me some sort of obsessive complulsive disorder.
You guys are going to give me some sort of obsessive complulsive disorder. 
wakimika, remember when the worst thing you had in your head was “Candy Man”?