# Oh my, I have a date tonight. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 16, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517 "2007-02-16T18:19:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/21 "2007-02-16T19:39:10Z")
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu] Given his age, he may be also. [/QUOTE] See, now that would be a shame. Of course there’s always round two… Heh - this is awful. I’m talking about corrupting a young man who wasn’t even born when I saw Michael Jackson in concert… He’s not exactly complaining, mind. Apparently he likes “older” women. Apparently. heh. ---
**Author:** ![Cowboy8467](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@Cowboy8467](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy8467)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/22 "2007-02-16T19:45:30Z")
As a 22 year old guy, I have to ask…why the heck am I not meeting hot older women like your date is?!! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/23 "2007-02-16T19:45:35Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] See, now that would be a shame. Of course there’s always round two… Heh - this is awful. I’m talking about corrupting a young man who wasn’t even born when I saw Michael Jackson in concert… He’s not exactly complaining, mind. Apparently he likes “older” women. Apparently. heh. [/QUOTE] When I was 20 I was “corrupted” by a 31 year old. When I was 22 I was “corrupted” by a 33 year old and a 42 year old…at the same time. You say “corrupted” like it’s a bad thing. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/24 "2007-02-16T19:47:59Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] See, now that would be a shame. Of course there’s always round two… Heh - this is awful. I’m talking about corrupting a young man who wasn’t even born when I saw Michael Jackson in concert… He’s not exactly complaining, mind. Apparently he likes “older” women. Apparently. heh. [/QUOTE] Go ahead and corrupt him. You do know of course, that we will be needing all of the details and maybe a few pics 😃 after the date. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/25 "2007-02-16T19:51:46Z")
[QUOTE=Honey] Go ahead and corrupt him. You do know of course, that we will be needing all of the details and maybe a few pics 😃 after the date. [/QUOTE] God he is such a hottie. Like, lip licking, spine tingling, uber-hottie. And he’s actually really sweet and kind of fun to talk to, so I guess we’ll see what happens. We’re trying to decide where to go to dinner right now. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/26 "2007-02-16T19:57:29Z")
Dinner at the “Y?” ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/27 "2007-02-16T20:13:58Z")
Boy, this is bringing back such great memories of being a guy in my twenties and early thirties, having fun with older women. Sigh… But being middle-aged and married to a woman my own age is great, too. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/28 "2007-02-16T20:17:42Z")
[QUOTE=Cowboy8467] As a 22 year old guy, I have to ask…why the heck am I not meeting hot older women like your date is?!! :smack: [/QUOTE] You know?!?! **alice** , are your kind ONLY in Canada or something? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/29 "2007-02-16T20:36:16Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] **alice** , are your kind ONLY in Canada or something? [/QUOTE] Well Jesus, I don’t know. I’m sure there are hot cougar type women south of the boarder too! FWIW, tell them they look 25. They really like that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/30 "2007-02-16T20:38:09Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Dinner at the “Y?” [/QUOTE] Nope - we’re going to BP’s. Maybe I’ll see **Spoons** there and he’ll be horrified for the young man. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/31 "2007-02-16T20:44:08Z")
[QUOTE=Rube E. Tewesday] Boy, this is bringing back such great memories of being a guy in my twenties and early thirties, having fun with older women. [/QUOTE] Man, and when I was in my twenties, I thought older women weren’t interested in men my age. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/32 "2007-02-16T21:10:13Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] Well Jesus, I don’t know. I’m sure there are hot cougar type women south of the boarder too! FWIW, tell them they look 25. They really like that. 😃 [/QUOTE] Well there are, it’s just…well, they’re not anywhere where I hang out… …my parents’ basement _sob_ ---
**Author:** ![AHoosierMama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@AHoosierMama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHoosierMama)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/33 "2007-02-16T21:13:48Z")
Originally Posted by silenus Dinner at the “Y?” [QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] Nope - we’re going to BP’s. Maybe I’ll see **Spoons** there and he’ll be horrified for the young man. [/QUOTE] Whoosh! ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/34 "2007-02-16T21:23:56Z")
Hey, maybe you bring your hottest (lady!) friend along and the two of you double-date me? 😃 (Yeah, I’m going to be 44 this year… :eek: ) ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/35 "2007-02-16T21:24:27Z")
[QUOTE=AHoosierMama] Originally Posted by silenus Dinner at the “Y?” Whoosh! [/QUOTE] I think she’s saying the odds are low that anything much more than dinner will happen. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/36 "2007-02-16T21:24:39Z")
[QUOTE=AHoosierMama] Originally Posted by silenus Dinner at the “Y?” Whoosh! [/QUOTE] Uh oh - you better spell this out for me, 'cus I still don’t get it… ---
**Author:** ![AHoosierMama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@AHoosierMama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHoosierMama)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/37 "2007-02-16T21:29:33Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] Uh oh - you better spell this out for me, 'cus I still don’t get it… [/QUOTE] Well - the Spoons part wooshed over me but the woosh for you was that “eatin’ at the Y” is a euphemism for yodeling in the valley, or mumblin’ in the moss 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/38 "2007-02-16T21:56:42Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] Uh oh - you better spell this out for me, 'cus I still don’t get it… [/QUOTE] Cunnilingus. Good luck! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/39 "2007-02-16T22:01:14Z")
[QUOTE=Ogre] Cunnilingus. Good luck! 🙂 [/QUOTE] Ahhh, yes. Dinner. At the Y. That makes much more sense now. And no, probably not tonight. If I’m going to corrupt today’s youth, I want to do it _SLOWLY_… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517/40 "2007-02-16T22:25:00Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] Nope - we’re going to BP’s. Maybe I’ll see **Spoons** there and he’ll be horrified for the young man. [/QUOTE] I will do my best to convince Spoonette that we really need to be at BP’s tonight. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-i-have-a-date-tonight/392517.md?page=3)