# Oh my OG! BACONLUBE! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785 "2009-04-02T23:49:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rich\_Mann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@Rich\_Mann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Mann)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/1 "2009-04-02T23:49:53Z")
> **[Togel HK - Lucky Number 3 in Gambling - Histories About Number Gambling](http://www.baconsaltblog.com/)** > > Lucky numbers are so important in gambling and people always use them whenever they play something related to it such as Keno or Togel HK. Either this is an April Fools joke or one more sign of the looming Apocalypse. I can’t even imagine putting this on my outside parts. How can they expect any woman to allow this inside her? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/2 "2009-04-03T00:11:59Z")
Gives new meaning to “porking” someone. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/3 "2009-04-03T01:55:42Z")
This is relevant to my interests. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/4 "2009-04-03T01:59:51Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > This is relevant to my interests. Being ham-fisted? I just said that out loud, didn’t I? ---
**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/5 "2009-04-03T02:18:12Z")
No. Just no. Some things should NOT taste like bacon. ---
**Author:** ![ReuvenB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@ReuvenB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReuvenB)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/6 "2009-04-03T02:32:15Z")
> [@tumbleddown](#): > > No. Just no. Some things should NOT taste like bacon. Lies. ---
**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/7 "2009-04-03T03:08:17Z")
> [@XWalrus2](#): > > Lies. Okay, rephrase: you aren’t getting to taste anything I have to offer if you want to cover it up with fake bacon, how’s that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/8 "2009-04-03T03:31:06Z")
> [@tumbleddown](#): > > Okay, rephrase: you aren’t getting to taste anything I have to offer if you want to cover it up with fake bacon, how’s that? 😃 Are you female? ---
**Author:** ![Hakuna\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hakuna\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hakuna_Matata)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/9 "2009-04-03T03:50:02Z")
[http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html](http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html) If you run out of baconlube you could use this. ---
**Author:** ![Fake\_Tales\_of\_San\_Francisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@Fake\_Tales\_of\_San\_Francisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fake_Tales_of_San_Francisco)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/10 "2009-04-03T03:57:06Z")
> [@tumbleddown](#): > > Okay, rephrase: you aren’t getting to taste anything I have to offer if you want to cover it up with fake bacon, how’s that? 😃 You aren’t getting me to taste anything you have to offer if you don’t want to cover it up with fake bacon. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/11 "2009-04-03T09:58:34Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > Are you female? Yes I am. One female who will never be doused with baconlube. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/12 "2009-04-03T12:34:27Z")
Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/13 "2009-04-03T13:30:26Z")
Woof!! ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/14 "2009-04-03T13:34:45Z")
I saw this ad and thought of all you guys. Should have known someone else would post it! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/15 "2009-04-03T14:16:12Z")
But some BBWs already taste like bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/16 "2009-04-03T14:23:20Z")
+DFB (dugg for bacon) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/17 "2009-04-03T14:30:06Z")
> [@tumbleddown](#): > > No. Just no. Some things should NOT taste like bacon. The other “Why’d” meat? ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/18 "2009-04-03T15:51:26Z")
> [@tumbleddown](#): > > Okay, rephrase: you aren’t getting to taste anything I have to offer if you want to cover it up with fake bacon, how’s that? 😃 But we’re still on for our real-bacon rendezvous right? Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/19 "2009-04-03T17:43:42Z")
> [@tumbleddown](#): > > Yes I am. One female who will never be doused with baconlube. No male would ever say what you said. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785/20 "2009-04-03T20:44:10Z")
This… this is incredible… it’s actually a step above eating bacon while having sex! Now I’m going to have to totally rework the Awesome-o-meter TM. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-my-og-baconlube/491785.md?page=2)