# Oh, no, not that song again!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 27, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719 "2000-09-27T06:32:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/41 "2000-09-28T20:43:42Z")
I hate that song so much. SO much.
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/42 "2000-09-28T20:57:24Z")
Here she comes just a walkin’ down the street singin’
do-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do
Snappin’ her fingers and shuffling her feet singin’
do-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/43 "2000-09-28T21:48:02Z")
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you’re never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you’re never gonna keep me down
Pissin’ the night away…
Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy…
B I N G O, B I N G O, B I N G O,
and Bingo was his name-o…
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me…
(Pardon me while I go puke.)
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### Author:  [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/44 "2000-09-28T21:51:01Z")
Her name was Lola.
She was a showgirl.
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### Author:  [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/45 "2000-09-28T22:49:00Z")
“God didn’t make the little green apples,
and it don’t rain in Indianapolis
in the summertiiiiime…”
::evil snicker::😃
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### Author:  [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/46 "2000-09-29T00:20:30Z")
You are my sunshine,
My only Sunshine.
You make me happy when skies are grey.
You’ll never know dear, how much I love you,
So please don’t take my sunshine away.
_Come on, everybody sing along!!!_
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/47 "2000-09-29T00:29:24Z")
She got dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
All night long
Let me see that thooong… .
That thong tha thong thong thong
Who let the dogs out?
(Woof woof woof!)
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### Author:  [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/48 "2000-09-29T01:04:16Z")
having my baby…
what a lovely way of saying how much you love me…
having my baby…
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### Author:  [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/49 "2000-09-29T01:34:51Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*
> \*\*
> Who let the dogs out?
> (Woof woof woof!)
> \*\*
GAAAH! My husband is a Giants fan and I have to hear this CONSTANTLY!
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### Author:  [@McKenna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McKenna)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/50 "2000-09-29T01:55:21Z")
\?
Now, Sigmund the sea monster and Johnny and Rod (?) are friends…
Lidsville is the koo-koo-kookiest!
I’m just a bill, yes I’m only a bill…
Lolly lolly lolly getcha adverbs here!
\
Also, somebody beat me to “Joy to the World”, but remember
Knock
Three
Times
on the ceiling if you waaaant me.
Twice on the pipes \
And the answer is nooooooooo…
Carolyn
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### Author:  [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/51 "2000-09-29T03:27:40Z")
“What do you get when you fall in love?
You get a lot of germs and catch pnuemonia,
That is why I’ll never phone ya.
I’ll—never fall in love againnnnn!”
* * *
“Musk rat Susie, musk rat Sam
do the jitterbug in musk rat land…”
* * *
heh heh heh! Bwahahhaahaha!!!
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### Author:  [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/52 "2000-09-29T07:38:19Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by TroubleAgain \*
> \*\*Jeremiah was a bull-frog,
> He was a good friend of mine.
> I never understood a single word he said,
> But I helped him drink his wine…singin’ Joy to the World…
> Bye, bye, Miss American Pie, drove my chevy to the levy, but levy was dryyyyyy…and good old boys drinkin’ whiskey and rye…singin’ this’ll be the day that I diiiiieee, this’ll be the day that I die…
> \*\*
Oooh…Rhonda…our first signs of serious incompatability. I like both of these songs! :eek:
Actually, the first one makes me laugh because a Wayans brother sings it in the “Blacks without Soul” sketch in “Amazon Women on the Moon”.
I have to confess there are at least six other songs in this thread that I really like. And only two or three I truly detest. I have terrible taste in music.
Deb2world posted the one I was going to, by the way.
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### Author:  [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/53 "2000-10-01T22:12:53Z")
So take a letter, Maria,
Address it to my wife,
Say I won’t be comin’ home -
Gonna start a new life
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### Author:  [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/54 "2000-10-01T22:18:42Z")
WAR! HUH! Good god, y’all, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? Absolutely NUTHIN’! Say it again!..
Every little thing I do never seems enough for you, you don’t wanna lose it again but I’m not like that, so baby when you finally get to love somebody, guess what, it’s gonna bay may
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### Author:  [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/55 "2000-10-02T00:10:38Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Nukeman \*
> \*\*Dont you just love american songs? theyre so (how can I put this?)
> Shouty.
>
> 'AMERICAN WOMAN!
> STAY AWAY FROM MEEE-HEEE
> AMERICAN WOMAN!
> MAMA LET ME BEE-HEE
> DONT COME A-HANGIN AROUND MY DOOR
> I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR FACE NO MORE
> I GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO
> THAN SPEND MY TIME GROWIN OLD WITH YOU
> NOW WOMAN, I SAID STAY AWAY-HAY
> AMERICAN WOMAN! LISTEN WHAT I
> SAY HEY HEY HEY HE-EY.
>
> DOO DOO DOOOOOOO DO DO DOOOO…’
>
> * * *
>
> _ahem_
>
> \*\*
This was by a Canadian band…
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### Author:  [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/56 "2000-10-02T00:51:22Z")
Okay now, a rousing finish:
Naaaaaaah, naa-naa, na-na-na-naaaah
Na-na-na-naaaaah, Hey Jude
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### Author:  [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/57 "2000-10-02T03:40:41Z")
[QUOTE]
\*Originally posted by DRY \*
\*\*
> [@](#):
>
> Oooh…Rhonda…our first signs of serious incompatability. I like both of these songs! :eek:
>
> \*\*
Ha! That’s funny. I like a LOT of the songs in this thread! So we’re still compatible! Only problem I have is when one of them gets stuck in my head and won’t go away…
Like:
Blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a pop-tope, cut my heal, had to cruise on back home…but there’s booze in the blender, and soon it will render that frozen concoction that helps me hang on…Wastin’ away again in Margarita-ville…
(Appropriate for someone who’s on vacation, no?)
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### Author:  [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/58 "2000-10-02T03:41:49Z")
Pop-TOP, dammit. My typing skills are on vacation, too!
(I’m happy to see my little thread is still alive and well, though!)
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### Author:  [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/59 "2000-10-02T04:46:48Z")
That does it… Time to drag out the song I used to torment a co-worker with when he got too annoying…
Gramma got run over by a reigndeer,
Walking home from our house, christmas eve.
You might say there’s no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Granpa, we believe!
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### Author:  [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-not-that-song-again/34719/60 "2000-10-02T05:03:57Z")
Wake me up before you go-go
Don’t leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don’t want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
‘Cause I’m not plannin’ on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)
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