# Oh, no--Tan Mom and Snooki are feuding! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 4, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919 "2012-05-04T20:13:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/1 "2012-05-04T20:13:03Z")
> [@](#): > > After Snooki called Patricia Krentcil “crazy,” the New Jersey mom fired back by referring to the pregnant meatball as “Snoopy” and saying, “She’s the biggest a\*\*hole in the world. She’s fake, she’s fat, her t\*ts are fake, she’s disgusting.” I love it–it is a perfect storm of pop-culture early-summer idiocy! Somewhere Anna Nicole Smith is smiling. In a week of Chinese dissidents, early election woes, Occupy protests and the usual Middle East crisis, I need my Tan Mom/Snoopy feuds. Indeed, can you remember any stupider stories? Surely there is a Tan Mom/Snooki/Snoopy moment once a year or so, like an evanescent bubble of TMZ-fueled moronity. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/2 "2012-05-04T20:55:22Z")
Two people who are so “famous” that nobody knows them by their Christian names. At least people know Snooki’s nickname! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/3 "2012-05-04T22:12:46Z")
I hope Hilary Clinton is being called back from China to mediate between Tan Mom and Snooki, and that the Obama and Romney camps are both going to weigh in with their opinions. Also, France is electing a new President, and London a new mayor: doubtless the Tan Mom/Snooki hostilities will have international repercussions. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/4 "2012-05-04T22:36:23Z")
Wow. I’d love to see the footage of that exchange. It really doesn’t get much more trash-tastic than that. I can’t wait for Tan Mom to peel off her leathery skin to reveal that she’s really someone like Jane Wyman or Donna Reed. A nice, normal mother with appropriately-pigmented skin and hair who isn’t a skank. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/5 "2012-05-05T02:16:51Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > I can’t wait for Tan Mom to peel off her leathery skin to reveal that she’s really someone like Jane Wyman or Donna Reed. A nice, normal mother with appropriately-pigmented skin and hair who isn’t a skank. And Snooki is actually Peter Dinklage, in his most amazing role yet! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/6 "2012-05-05T02:21:46Z")
I would like to use this thread as an opportunity to confess: I just finished watching the first three seasons of Jersey Shore. What in the world is the deal with Sammi and Ronnie? ---
**Author:** ![SweetLucy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@SweetLucy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SweetLucy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/7 "2012-05-05T02:28:21Z")
It’s hard to decide which woman is uglier 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/8 "2012-05-05T06:57:56Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Wow. I’d love to see the footage of that exchange. It really doesn’t get much more trash-tastic than that. > > I can’t wait for Tan Mom to peel off her leathery skin to reveal that she’s really someone like Jane Wyman or Donna Reed. A nice, normal mother with appropriately-pigmented skin and hair who isn’t a skank. [Actually, I’m a broom](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0vnHp48y8A). ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/9 "2012-05-05T11:21:47Z")
What is the average IQ of the cast of “Jersey Shore”? THey don’t seem to bright. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/10 "2012-05-05T11:40:55Z")
> [@ralph124c](#): > > What is the average IQ of the cast of “Jersey Shore”? > THey don’t seem to bright. Your right. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/11 "2012-05-05T11:43:43Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > I would like to use this thread as an opportunity to confess: I just finished watching the first three seasons of Jersey Shore. You will enjoy _The Jersey Shore_ as read by the cast of _The Importance of Being Earnest_, then (there are five parts, all _hilarious_): [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0) ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/12 "2012-05-05T12:54:03Z")
> [@ralph124c](#): > > THey don’t seem to bright. … said the pot. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/13 "2012-05-05T13:28:21Z")
> [@SweetLucy](#): > > It’s hard to decide which woman is uglier 😃 Snooki tweeted a picture without makeup a little while ago. It made it to a lot of the usual websites. She was actually pretty cute. Hate to admit it, I’m with Snooki on this one. She is playing a role on tv and getting paid well for it. Tan Mom is just a freak. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/14 "2012-05-05T13:44:01Z")
I just GISed pictures of Tan Mom. Had no idea what she looked like. Snooki is a freaking goddess in comparison! ---
**Author:** ![kirk1168](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@kirk1168](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kirk1168)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/15 "2012-05-06T16:47:00Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Your right. I see what you did there. Well played. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/16 "2012-05-06T17:00:08Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > You will enjoy _The Jersey Shore_ as read by the cast of _The Importance of Being Earnest_, then (there are five parts, all _hilarious_): [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0) That’s excellent. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/17 "2012-05-06T17:14:25Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > You will enjoy _The Jersey Shore_ as read by the cast of _The Importance of Being Earnest_, "Her skin is all dried and leathery, like [a… a…](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuoUwxCLMs&feature=youtube_gdata_player) ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/18 "2012-05-06T20:19:32Z")
Love the Wilde version of The Shore! I like [movie version](http://youtu.be/hOO3xVRaXJM) on youtube too, starring Mila Kunis as Snooki. _“The only thing they love more than ham is the duck phone!”_ ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/19 "2012-05-06T20:24:09Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > You will enjoy _The Jersey Shore_ as read by the cast of _The Importance of Being Earnest_, then (there are five parts, all _hilarious_): [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0) I’ve never seen The Jersey Shore, but I’ve heard enough about it to get a kick out of this interpretation - cracked me up! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/20 "2012-05-06T20:26:07Z")
Missed the edit window–the link for “Jersey Shore: The Movie” may be NSFW for some. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919.md?page=2)