# Oh, no--Tan Mom and Snooki are feuding!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 4, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919 "2012-05-04T20:13:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/21 "2012-05-06T20:26:18Z")

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This is a really bad Situation.

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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/22 "2012-05-06T21:31:38Z")

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Does Snooki still speak at college graduation ceremonies?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/23 "2012-05-06T21:36:57Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> Does Snooki still speak at college graduation ceremonies?

Yes. Her next booking is at Miss Millie’s Academy of Beauty on Wednesday.

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**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/24 "2012-05-07T08:47:55Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> I would like to use this thread as an opportunity to confess: I just finished watching the first three seasons of Jersey Shore. What in the world is the deal with Sammi and Ronnie?

This comment…it boggles the mind…there are season collections of the Jersey Shore?!? GAH can you imagine watching the whole thing through like Star Trek or something?:eek:

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**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/25 "2012-05-07T09:00:40Z")

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You mean the Jersey shore is real? I thought it was a fictious show the real comedians Beavis and Butthead made up

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/26 "2012-05-07T12:30:06Z")

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It’s “real” in that it’s a “reality show,” which seems to mean “we cast fame whores and didn’t pay script writers.”

I haven’t watched more than clips here and there, but Snooki gained some admiration from me a while back when she compared her shape and stature to that of a Ewok. 😃 And yes, her no-makeup shot showed quite a lovely young woman under all that, but that’s not what audiences tune in for.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/27 "2012-05-07T13:09:43Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> What is the average IQ of the cast of “Jersey Shore”?  
> THey don’t seem to bright.

About 50 points higher than the audience.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/28 "2012-05-22T20:03:11Z")

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Spammer reported.

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**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-tan-mom-and-snooki-are-feuding/620919/29 "2012-05-24T19:22:52Z")

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I’ve made it a point to never watch Jersey Shore, the Kardashians, or any of the other similar unreality shows. I’ve managed to almost miss several seasons of Survivor, Dancing with the Stars, American Idle, and America’s Got Talent, too. My wife and son like these, so sometimes I HAVE to see something when I walk through the living room. Oh, and I did make it through about 15 minutes of the Ozzie Osborn show once, mostly because I was listening to Ozzie some back when bats were still on his training table menu.

I’ve come to the opinion now that someone could make a hefty fortune by developing an add-on app for Firefox, IE, smart phones, etc that will filter articles that contain certain key words or phrases, such as “Jersey Shore”, “Kardashian”, “Lohan”, “Paris Hilton”, etc. Heck, with a few moments of thought, we could probably come up with 10-20 names or phrases that could come pre-loaded in the app.

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