Oh no! the big six-oh! (warning drunk post alert!)

As Satchel Paige once said “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?” I’m 25 and sticking with it.

Actually I love being a little old lady. I say and do what I want, and if anyone objects I say “Well, being my age isn’t always easy.” It’s fun being able to play the disabled old lady card.

Shit. Now I have to post my take in 10 months. You’re giving me the willies.