# OH no the bppgie bass again

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-the-bppgie-bass-again/25071>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 10, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-the-bppgie-bass-again/25071 "2000-07-10T01:15:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![zebbmx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/958977/32.png) [@zebbmx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zebbmx)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-the-bppgie-bass-again/25071/1 "2000-07-10T01:15:53Z")

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i thaught id bring this up…couldnt find the thread about boogie bass(yes you know the long one where people complained about it and made ways t end its existince ;)) but anyway my neighbor just got one…i live in an apartment the guy is amused with the thing every morn at 7:00am and makes it say something or sing (not to mention my bed is on the oppisote side of his wall) those things are annoying!

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**Author:** ![zebbmx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/958977/32.png) [@zebbmx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zebbmx)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-the-bppgie-bass-again/25071/2 "2000-07-10T01:17:06Z")

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oops sorry the subject was ment to say oph no the boogie bass again

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**Author:** ![Jo3sh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a587f6/32.png) [@Jo3sh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jo3sh)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-the-bppgie-bass-again/25071/3 "2000-07-10T04:00:05Z")

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These things are hard to find? Where? Seems like every damn place I go into has a display of them. Well, [silver lining] they don’t seem to be selling like hotcakes around here. I guess it’s proof that the town I live in is somehow more enlightened than your neighbor. [/silver lining]

Still, the fact that they exist is pretty frightening. I actually took a peek at one at the store the other day. It’s about as amusing as the animatronic Xmas tree that was so big a couple of winters ago. In other words, not very. If one were in my house (perhaps as result of a late-night break-in by someone desperate to get rid of it), I think I’d have to smash it to smithereens about the third time it got triggered. If it were Before Coffee, it might not finish the first song.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-the-bppgie-bass-again/25071/4 "2000-07-10T08:03:22Z")

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I have no idea what you are talking about.

What are these things?

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-the-bppgie-bass-again/25071/5 "2000-07-10T08:08:23Z")

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Oh, ChiefScott, you really are missing out on something…

The Boogie Bass is an extremely annoying “sold only on TV” gag gifts… It looks like a stuffed bass on a plaque, but the critter has a motion detector on it, and when someone passes by it or moves, the Boogie Bass wiggles and sings annoying little ditties or cracks jokes.

It truly is the epitome of evil.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-the-bppgie-bass-again/25071/6 "2000-07-10T15:12:50Z")

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I think trout are much classier.
