# Oh, no you dit'int! Would you say yes if called to be VP?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [May 28, 2024, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181 "2024-05-28T13:06:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
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> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
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> Sure, I bet I could do an awful lot of damage to his campaign before he boots me.

My first thought. The reason I considered saying yes.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Nope. When MAGA found out my stand on things they might come for my family. Too scary.

My second thought. The reason I would say no.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181/22 "2024-05-30T04:10:44Z")

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Is cannabis legal in DC?

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Trump finds out you’re cool, smart, edgy, and have the _right stuff_!  
> Being Trump he doesn’t know your political leanings. He didn’t ask, no one told him.
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> He calls you up and says “Hey, there, you smart, interesting person, wanna be my Veep?”

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181/24 "2024-05-30T11:52:09Z")

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Yep. How hard is it to sit around and wait for his demise? Two years, you’ll be in charge. If not, I’d just tell him I got another golf tournament to play, so, no can do on VP work. Or, even better, need to choose new fabric patterns for condo decoration.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181/25 "2024-05-30T11:54:35Z")

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> [@Locrian](#):
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> Or, even better, need to choose new fabric patterns for condo decoration.

Oh god, don’t do that! He’ll want to _help_ you, by which I mean, you’ll be stuck in a room with him for 10 hours while he makes all the complicated choices that always seem to end up being “More gold!!!”

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181/26 "2024-05-30T12:02:35Z")

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Absolutely not. Even if we were of the same political leaning and the politician was somebody I loved and admired, absolutely not. I don’t want to be part of that world and have absolutely no interest in it.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181/27 "2024-05-30T13:12:55Z")

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> [@Locrian](#):
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> , I’d just tell him I got another golf tournament to play, so, no can do on VP work.

No, he would want you to get him into the tournament with you and then have you lie about his score.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181/28 "2024-05-30T16:39:44Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> No, no way. I am not qualified.

“Qualified” means that you meet the requirements set forth in the Constitution (35 years of age, natural-born citizen, US resident for the last ten years).

I’m qualified. But I’m not fit for the position.

So, are you not qualified, or are you not fit (there’s nothing to be ashamed of about using the word “unfit,” if that’s what you meant when you called yourself “not qualified”)?

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181/29 "2024-05-30T16:55:40Z")

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I am not experienced in politics to do a good job were the president to resign.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181/30 "2024-05-30T17:17:39Z")

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You wouldn’t be _required_ to do the job if it fell to you. You _would_ be required to name a new VP. And then you could resign yourself.

Or you could even resign right away and throw it over to the Speaker of the House. In the meantime, you could sit back and collect your $160K per annum until it comes time to cross that bridge.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181/31 "2024-05-30T18:00:44Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> you could sit back and collect your $160K per annum until it comes time to cross that bridge.

No, you would sit back and collect all of the grift that comes with the job at that point. If Trump gets relected then the rules will have changed.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-no-you-ditint-would-you-say-yes-if-called-to-be-vp/1002181/32 "2024-05-30T19:23:06Z")

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Nah, she said she doesn’t have those kind of proclivities. Well, _implied_.

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