# Oh NOEZ!!!1!!1! Obama to Give Socialist Indoctrination Talk to School Children!!!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 2, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645 "2009-09-02T16:35:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/1 "2009-09-02T16:35:47Z")

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The One, our fraudulaently elected non-Amrican Communist/Fascist Aruglua-eating, Ivy League, (Black), Muslim President is set to give an [address/Socialist Indoctrination/voodoo curse](http://www.ed.gov/admins/lead/academic/bts.html) to our Nation’s Schoolchildren next week!!!

Listen to this tripe:

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> he will deliver a national address directly to students on the importance of education. The President will challenge students to work hard, set educational goals, and take responsibility for their learning. He will also call for a shared responsibility and commitment on the part of students, parents and educators to ensure that every child in every school receives the best education possible so they can compete in the global economy for good jobs and live rewarding and productive lives as American citizens.

Not only am I outraged but so is apparently the [Florida GOP Chair, Jim Greer](http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/9/1/775410/-Fla-GOP-chair-hops-the-Glenn-Beck-train-to-Crazyville):

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> "As the father of four children, I am absolutely appalled that taxpayer dollars are being used to spread President Obama’s socialist ideology. The idea that school children across our nation will be forced to watch the President justify his plans for government-run health care, banks, and automobile companies, increasing taxes on those who create jobs, and racking up more debt than any other President, is not only infuriating, but goes against beliefs of the majority of Americans, while bypassing American parents through an invasive abuse of power.
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> "While I support educating our children to respect both the office of the American President and the value of community service, I do not support using our children as tools to spread liberal propaganda. The address scheduled for September 8, 2009, does not allow for healthy debate on the President’s agenda, but rather obligates the youngest children in our public school system to agree with our President’s initiatives or be ostracized by their teachers and classmates.
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> "Public schools can’t teach children to speak out in support of the sanctity of human life or traditional marriage. President Obama and the Democrats wouldn’t dream of allowing prayer in school. Christmas Parties are now Holiday Parties. But, the Democrats have no problem going against the majority of American people and usurping the rights of parents by sending Pied Piper Obama into the American classroom.
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> The Democrats have clearly lost the battle to maintain control of the message this summer, so now that school is back in session, President Obama has turned to American’s children to spread his liberal lies, indoctrinating American’s youngest children before they have a chance to decide for themselves."

Well those of us who are rightfully outraged at this Hijacking of our children’s minds and souls are going to act/ From this email making the rounds:

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> Word is traveling fast on the internet, between bloggers and twitter, the choice is clear : No school for kids on September 8th due to the beginning of Socialist Indoctrination of Americas children.  
> Keep your kids home September 8th  
> 2009 September 1  
> by DanaLoesch  
> Take a day of vacation. Go to the zoo. Anything that would save your offspring from what I will bluntly say is just the quasi-fellating the executive branch. That cackling over a bubbling cauldron you hear is the NEA rejoicing.  
> Picture 4  
> President Obama’s Address to Students Across America September 8, 2009  
> I wouldn’t have such a problem with the Department of Education were this presented in a non-Orwellian fashion. Oh yes, it is, as the lesson plan directs, to listen to what t he president, the mayor, et al. says, to respect their “authoritah” \</Cartman\>, but there is no emphasis in here on why the president and other elected officials should listen to US. The focus is solely on authority. There is no consideration given to the authority of the American people. That’s what concerns me.  
> There is this mindset that those in Washington are the “elite,” that we should mind our Ps and Qs and blindly follow their directives. That’s not the manner of governance upon which this country was founded – it is quite the opposite; even the hobbyist Constitutional aficionado appreciates this.  
> So yes, keep your kids home on September 8th and teach them that the power of America rests in the hands of its people, no one else.
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> NOTE TO OBAMA :
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> LEAVE OUR KIDS ALONE !!!

Yeah, leave our kids alone! (If I had kids, which I don’t. But, still leave my kids alone!!!).

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/2 "2009-09-02T17:04:57Z")

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Whoops, meant to put this in the BBQ Pit.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/3 "2009-09-02T17:13:06Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> Whoops, meant to put this in the BBQ Pit.

I’ve reported the OP and asked the mods to move it for you.

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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/4 "2009-09-02T17:20:08Z")

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You people are insane.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/5 "2009-09-02T17:47:21Z")

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Bet he was equally agitated upon hearing that Preznit Bush was going to read “My Pet Goat” in a Florida classroom.

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**Author:** ![PrettyVacant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/49beb7/32.png) [@PrettyVacant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PrettyVacant)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/6 "2009-09-02T17:54:52Z")

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It was much better when Bush gave his addresses standing in front of a bank of military folks - including carefully positioned attractive women and minorities - in a aircraft hangers while wearing one of those don’t-I-look-youthful-and energetic puffy jackets.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/7 "2009-09-02T17:56:09Z")

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> NOTE TO OBAMA :
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> LEAVE OUR KIDS ALONE !!!

All in all it’s just another prick with no balls.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/8 "2009-09-02T18:56:43Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> All in all it’s just another prick with no balls.

Well played!

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/9 "2009-09-02T18:57:54Z")

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> The President will challenge students to work hard, set educational goals, and take responsibility for their learning. He will also call for a shared responsibility and commitment on the part of students, parents and educators to ensure that every child in every school receives the best education possible so they can compete in the global economy for good jobs and live rewarding and productive lives as American citizens.

:mad: WTF??!! That’s not even socialist, that’s effin’ **fascist!** Fascist as [Bob the Builder!](http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-july-27-2006/blame-that-toon) :mad::mad::mad:

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**Author:** ![Baracus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@Baracus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baracus)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/10 "2009-09-02T20:21:45Z")

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> Go to the zoo.

Oh, you mean the state supported (i.e. socialist) zoo? Where he can be indoctrinated by the enviro-fascists instead? I think not!

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/11 "2009-09-02T20:55:41Z")

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Jim Greer is a moron.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/12 "2009-09-02T21:23:30Z")

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He is a moron. My kid already has the 8th off anyway for an in-service day so I guess I will have to indoctirnate her at home, myself.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/13 "2009-09-02T21:29:23Z")

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Moving to the Pit at the request of the OP.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/14 "2009-09-02T21:33:35Z")

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Mother_ **FUCKER!!!** _

I move to Sweden and they have the revolution without me!

_ **FUCK!!!** _

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/15 "2009-09-02T21:40:35Z")

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Where does this guy even get the idea that Obama is going to be talking about policy? Did I miss that? Looks like all he’s talking about is education.

Maybe we should give equal time to Ron Paul to indoctrinate them in Libertarianism. Win-win!

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/16 "2009-09-02T21:40:41Z")

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> [@Olentzero](#):
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> Mother_ **FUCKER!!!** _
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> I move to Sweden and they have the revolution without me!
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> _ **FUCK!!!** _

We-ell, you know, we all want to change the world! 😉

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/17 "2009-09-02T21:46:25Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Where does this guy even get the idea that Obama is going to be talking about policy? Did I miss that? Looks like all he’s talking about is education.
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> Maybe we should give equal time to Ron Paul to indoctrinate them in Libertarianism. Win-win!

Anything Obama does is _ipso facto_ socialist in nature. That’s one of them there _a priori_ truths. C’mon, everyone knows that!

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/18 "2009-09-02T21:56:43Z")

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> But, the Democrats have no problem going against the majority of American people . . .

_sigh_ Why are so many conservatives still so oblivious to (or in denial of) how far leftward the political center-of-gravity in America [has moved](http://people-press.org/report/312/trends-in-political-values-and-core-attitudes-1987-2007) and [is moving?](http://people-press.org/report/312/trends-in-political-values-and-core-attitudes-1987-2007)

At this point, Obama is probably rather to the **right** of the center.

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**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/19 "2009-09-02T22:04:07Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> Anything Obama does is _ipso facto_ socialist in nature. That’s one of them there _a priori_ truths. C’mon, everyone knows that!

WTF I don’t speak French!

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/20 "2009-09-02T22:36:51Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Jim Greer is a moron.

He might instead just be unwilling to believe that Republicans can raise kids who can stand up to the threat of Obamanation on their own.  
Since Greer can’t stop the President form talking to young students, we’ll all get to see if Obama is a seductive as the right must think he is.  
I’ll laugh out loud if this speech produces a new generation of Little Democrats in the sunshine state.

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