# Oh NOEZ!!!1!!1! Obama to Give Socialist Indoctrination Talk to School Children!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 2, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645 "2009-09-02T16:35:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/281 "2009-09-07T13:06:40Z")
> [@monavis](#): > > I guess they wouldn’t let Jesus talk to them either,were He living today he would be called a bleeding heart liberal. > > Better not let them read the Bible either, or they may find out the first Christians were Communistic! That’s funny. Maybe the parts of the NT that talk about the disciples living together and sharing everything should be read out loud repeatedly. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/282 "2009-09-07T18:10:01Z")
Sweet. I just got a robocall from my school: we’ll be showing the speech tomorrow after all! Now to figure out how to finagle it: I think our class is normally at lunch during that time. ---
**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/283 "2009-09-07T18:17:27Z")
Wait, don’t tell me your school has SOCIALIZED LUNCHES. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/284 "2009-09-07T19:30:56Z")
> [@wierdaaron](#): > > Wait, don’t tell me your school has SOCIALIZED LUNCHES. It’s worse then that. They have socialized education!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/285 "2009-09-07T19:46:33Z")
I want my country baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!! ---
**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/286 "2009-09-07T20:44:40Z")
Here is the transcript of the speech: [http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/?source=email](http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/?source=email) I’m not reading it. I did a text search for “Karl Marx” and found nothing, so I’m satisfied. ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/287 "2009-09-07T21:33:39Z")
> [@wierdaaron](#): > > Here is the transcript of the speech: > > [http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/?source=email](http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/?source=email) > > I’m not reading it. I did a text search for “Karl Marx” and found nothing, so I’m satisfied. And that’s exactly how their insidious plans are going to gain traction. Right there - first paragraph! - “I heart Carl Marks and you should, too!” ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/288 "2009-09-07T22:54:06Z")
I read the speech. it was nice. I hope the idiots who are refusing to allow their ultra sensitive children to hear it, will read it. Then they should be thoroughly embarrassed. How many times will they allow the conservative noise makers cause them to act like fools, before they say enough is enough. You guys should feel like idiots for biting on right wing propaganda once again. Suckers. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/289 "2009-09-07T23:03:08Z")
> [@wierdaaron](#): > > Here is the transcript of the speech: > > [http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/?source=email](http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/?source=email) Well, I for one am outraged. There’s _clearly_ religious indoctrination in that speech! Says right there: [QUOTE=President Obama] Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America. [/QUOTE] This just will not stand! How DARE he teach my kids about God! I fully expect Glen Beck and Sarah Palin to be on top of this one. Ok, I don’t have any kids in school, but if I did… ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/290 "2009-09-07T23:10:08Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > I read the speech. it was nice. I hope the idiots who are refusing to allow their ultra sensitive children to hear it, will read it. Then they should be thoroughly embarrassed. How many times will they allow the conservative noise makers cause them to act like fools, before they say enough is enough. You guys should feel like idiots for biting on right wing propaganda once again. Suckers. Bullshit, it’s demonacracy in action. If it weren’t for the teabagging patriots the speech that _would_ have been given would have been full of socialistic nonsense. Barak **Husssseeeeiiinnnn** Obama’s handlers couldn’t let him back out of the speech, that would have been too obvious. Instead, they changed it and watered it down (whew!) in a weak attempt to hide their malfeasance. Another victory for the voice of the people!!! ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/291 "2009-09-07T23:26:14Z")
_scratches head_ Man, sometimes it’s hard to recognize sarcasm from brain-damage. Would someone put me out of my misery by telling me if **Rhythmdvl** is a sarcastic lefty or a brain-damaged righty? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/292 "2009-09-07T23:26:52Z")
My prediction–that Limbaugh/Beck will find some way to link this speech to Hitler, Marx, or both–stands. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/293 "2009-09-07T23:33:15Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > _scratches head_ Man, sometimes it’s hard to recognize sarcasm from brain-damage. Would someone put me out of my misery by telling me if **Rhythmdvl** is a sarcastic lefty or a brain-damaged righty? I can’t speak for his political motivations, but that reads as sarcasm to me. ---
**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/294 "2009-09-07T23:51:46Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > I can’t speak for his political motivations, but that reads as sarcasm to me. Ditto that. Now, if it had been posted by **Starving Artist** , on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/295 "2009-09-08T00:18:54Z")
My Radio Shack Ironometer registers 804 millihicks. Sarcasm. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/296 "2009-09-08T00:32:54Z")
Isn’t it terrible that it’s getting hard to tell though? I must have been confusing him with another poster. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/297 "2009-09-08T00:40:07Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > I’ve said more than once that the only way I’d ever vote for Republican candidate would be were I to hear one that would actually repudiate Dick Cheney and his assistant as complete and total fuckups. > > But no, instead we somehow have Cheney starting to look like he’s in the top five possible 2012 nominees. > > -Joe Eeek – who’s his running mate – Senator Palpatine? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/298 "2009-09-08T00:54:07Z")
Darth Vader would be too tender-hearted and humane to waterboard somebody 183 times. He had standards. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/299 "2009-09-08T01:02:38Z")
The giant headline on Drudge is: > [@](#): > > **OBAMA LECTURE TO STUDENTS: WASH YOUR HANDS** I guess because of this passage in the speech: > [@](#): > > Maybe you’ll decide to take better care of yourself so you can be more ready to learn. And along those lines, I hope you’ll all wash your hands a lot, and stay home from school when you don’t feel well, so we can keep people from getting the flu this fall and winter. Why Drudge thinks that’s an urgent headline is beyond me. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/300 "2009-09-08T01:12:38Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Darth Vader would be too tender-hearted and humane to waterboard somebody 183 times. He had standards. Psst. Senator Palpatine (and later Chancellor, then Emperor) was Darth Sidious. Vader was Anakin Skywalker. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645.md?page=16)