# Oh NOEZ!!!1!!1! Obama to Give Socialist Indoctrination Talk to School Children!!!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 2, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645 "2009-09-02T16:35:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/301 "2009-09-08T01:19:04Z")

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I think the only children being brainwashed are the ones listening to and believing the torrents of drivel being propagated by the few.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/302 "2009-09-08T01:46:37Z")

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I just read the President’s remarks at the White House website. I’m pretty sure I got the same speech from my father. In fact, I’m pretty sure just about every child in America has already heard this from someone.

The moonbats are just sounding crazier and crazier.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/303 "2009-09-08T02:04:58Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Darth Vader would be too tender-hearted and humane to waterboard somebody 183 times. He had standards.

Well, can I use an [interrogation droid](http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Interrogation_droid)? Vader did use one of those.

And do I get double points if I can get Glenn Beck to claim that Obama was born on Dantooine?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/304 "2009-09-08T02:17:29Z")

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Aside to **Asterion** :

Did you look further down the page on that wiki? How those guys say “cite?” is “ **I find your lack of sources disturbing.** ”!

I am absolutely stealing that.

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/305 "2009-09-08T02:21:05Z")

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You know who else urge people to wash their hands?  
HITLER!

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/306 "2009-09-08T02:25:18Z")

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Not to mention Pontius Pilate.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/307 "2009-09-08T03:11:40Z")

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[http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/florida-gop-chair-white-house-rewrote-school-speech-after-conservatives-caught-them-indoctrinating-c.php?ref=fpblg](http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/florida-gop-chair-white-house-rewrote-school-speech-after-conservatives-caught-them-indoctrinating-c.php?ref=fpblg)

From Talking Points Memo, lefty but unfailingly accurate…)

**Florida GOP Chair: White House Rewrote School Speech After Conservatives Caught Them Indoctrinating Children!**

> [@](#):
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> …Florida GOP chairman Jim Greer appeared on CNN today, and accused the White House of changing the content of President Obama’s stay-in-school speech in the wake of conservative outrage at political indoctrination – outrage that he was instrumental in mobilizing, by the way – and that the original would have been much more politically-oriented…

Ya just knew it, didn’t you?

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/308 "2009-09-08T03:19:22Z")

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Greer is now backtracking and saying his problem with the speech was that Obama was taking so much time off from working on the economy to write a speech and lesson plans.

That sounds very familiar, like someone in this thread. Could Greer be a doper?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/309 "2009-09-08T03:26:05Z")

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Hold on, **Wile E** , its hard to keep up with the lies. This backtracking, did that happen after the above was reported?

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**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/310 "2009-09-08T03:28:51Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> I just read the President’s remarks at the White House website. I’m pretty sure I got the same speech from my father. In fact, I’m pretty sure just about every child in America has already heard this from someone.
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> The moonbats are just sounding crazier and crazier.

I don’t mean to be nitpicky, but this is a little pet peeve of mine…moonbats are lefties. The righties are wingnuts.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/311 "2009-09-08T03:33:14Z")

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Or, in Spanish, _chupacabra_

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/312 "2009-09-08T03:44:13Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> Greer is now backtracking and saying his problem with the speech was that Obama was taking so much time off from working on the economy to write a speech and lesson plans.
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> That sounds very familiar, like someone in this thread. Could Greer be a doper?

Not sure of the timeline but they showed a clip of Greer on the 11pm news saying what I paraphrased. I’m in Florida (don’t hold it against me) so when the local bigwig wingnuts talk they usually get airtime.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/313 "2009-09-08T03:53:13Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> Not sure of the timeline but they showed a clip of Greer on the 11pm news saying what I paraphrased. I’m in Florida (don’t hold it against me) so when the local bigwig wingnuts talk they usually get airtime.

I could have sworn I quoted elucidator, not myself. I have twice tried to edit it and it doesn’t work, it’s either the iPhone or a republican conspiracy … or gremlins.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/314 "2009-09-08T04:00:38Z")

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I might be ridiculed for this, but I really think Obama is doing America a grave misjustice with this speech. When I was a kid, we got the “don’t be a fool, stay in school” speech, too. And because of that, I have one thing to say to Barrack:

Mr. President, I know Mr. T. I’ve worked with Mr. T. You, sir, are no Mr. T.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/315 "2009-09-08T04:03:51Z")

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For one thing, Obama has nicer hair.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/316 "2009-09-08T04:30:47Z")

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America is not ready for a President with bling. Just no.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/317 "2009-09-08T04:56:44Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Or, in Spanish, _chupacabra_

“The chupacabra, or NAMBLA…”

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/318 "2009-09-08T04:57:34Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> [http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/florida-gop-chair-white-house-rewrote-school-speech-after-conservatives-caught-them-indoctrinating-c.php?ref=fpblg](http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/florida-gop-chair-white-house-rewrote-school-speech-after-conservatives-caught-them-indoctrinating-c.php?ref=fpblg)
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> From Talking Points Memo, lefty but unfailingly accurate…)
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> **Florida GOP Chair: White House Rewrote School Speech After Conservatives Caught Them Indoctrinating Children!**
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> > [@](#):
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> > …Florida GOP chairman Jim Greer appeared on CNN today, and accused the White House of changing the content of President Obama’s stay-in-school speech in the wake of conservative outrage at political indoctrination – outrage that he was instrumental in mobilizing, by the way – and that the original would have been much more politically-oriented…
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> Ya just knew it, didn’t you?

Absolutely, totally predictable. I would have bet money someone would say that.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/319 "2009-09-08T06:45:43Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> Absolutely, totally predictable. I would have bet money someone would say that.

Hey, I’ll claim my post [#290](http://boardstest.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11529062&postcount=290) was serious if it would get me a piece of the action. (If anyone was still concerned, note the third word in. Say it out loud, but don’t say it three times in front of a mirror in a dark room. The shriveled and long-neglected ghost of Glen Beck’s integrity will grab you and pull you into the land of lost souls.)

I think the Drudge headline was calculated to go from OUTRAGE at the concept to marginalization.

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**Author:** ![monavis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e0b2c6/32.png) [@monavis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monavis)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/320 "2009-09-08T12:24:31Z")

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I would think the radicals would be embarassed when the playback of Bush Sr. asked the kids to write to him,in almost the same words as Obama used; one woman when shown the tape said,Well, I don’t want anyone telling my kid what to do.

If Obama told them to honor their parents some of the radicals would consider that blasphmey, accusing him of acting like God. They are more to be pitied than censored!

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