# Oh NOEZ!!!1!!1! Obama to Give Socialist Indoctrination Talk to School Children!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 2, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645 "2009-09-02T16:35:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/141 "2009-09-04T04:21:28Z")

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> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#):
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> So just to be clear, all I have to do is post the list of meaningful intended lessons from this and you’ll agree it isn’t a waste of time?

Meaningful? Yes You can give it a shot. If you post a bunch of " work hard and you’ll become President" drivel then no.

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**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/142 "2009-09-04T04:23:57Z")

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:smack:

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/143 "2009-09-04T04:24:14Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Well, I’m making my seniors watch and critique the speech. That makes it a valid exercise in **American Government**. They also critique the message, so that’s **Civics**. We’ll probably spin off a discussion on UHC, so that’s **Economics.** Toss in a bit of **American History** and the **compositional skills** necessary to write an essay critiquing the speech and I’d call it 20 minutes well spent from a curricular POV.

So basically you’re gong to waste their time further. You can do that with every one of your classes. What are you suppose to be teaching them?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/144 "2009-09-04T04:26:05Z")

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If I wanted to waste their time, I’d let them read your posts.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/145 "2009-09-04T04:27:13Z")

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> [@wierdaaron](#):
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> No.

Your parents PAID EXTRA for you to be neglected? That’s really sad.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/146 "2009-09-04T04:28:15Z")

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They’re in shock. Like the British band that played “The World Turned Upside Down” as Cornwallis surrendered, they don’t believe it, but there it is.

They know, for a fact, for a rock solid inarguable fact!..that they are the true majority of Americans, that most Americans think like they do, that everybody knows America is a center right country. So what has happened, can’t have happened, not without some really rank and evil mojo.

They believe that if they scream the awful truth loud enough, their fellow Americans will snap out of their trance and sweep the Palin/Bachmann ticket into office…

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**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/147 "2009-09-04T04:32:13Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> They’re in shock. Like the British band that played “The World Turned Upside Down” as Cornwallis surrendered, they don’t believe it, but there it is.
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> They know, for a fact, for a rock solid inarguable fact!..that they are the true majority of Americans, that most Americans think like they do, that everybody knows America is a center right country. So what has happened, can’t have happened, not without some really rank and evil mojo.
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> They believe that if they scream the awful truth loud enough, their fellow Americans will snap out of their trance and sweep the Palin/Bachmann ticket into office…

Maybe we should put it to a vote.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/148 "2009-09-04T04:33:23Z")

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We did. They lost.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/149 "2009-09-04T04:34:33Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> If I wanted to waste their time, I’d let them read your posts.

It would contain the same useful amount of information the President is going to give.

I can improve on it though:

Hey kids, your teacher will try and use the presidential speech to sucker you into his or her political mantra. Don’t fall for it. Do your homework instead of watching it.

There you go.

OH, and if I wanted my nephews to waste their time I’d send them to your class. See how easy it is to insult people with their own words?

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**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/150 "2009-09-04T04:35:15Z")

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When was this? Perhaps I, and every republican alive, were all sleeping.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/151 "2009-09-04T04:47:03Z")

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> [@Magiver](#):
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> Meaningful? Yes You can give it a shot. If you post a bunch of " work hard and you’ll become President" drivel then no.

Okay then. They’re already on the website.

kindergarten through 6th grade:  
[http://www.ed.gov/teachers/how/lessons/prek-6.doc](http://www.ed.gov/teachers/how/lessons/prek-6.doc)  
grades 7-12  
[http://www.ed.gov/teachers/how/lessons/7-12.doc](http://www.ed.gov/teachers/how/lessons/7-12.doc)

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/152 "2009-09-04T04:48:55Z")

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Wait a second, do the teachers give the students their own mantra, or one that has been supplied by the Central Committee?

Is it like “Ommm, Ommm on the range…”?

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/153 "2009-09-04T04:49:09Z")

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> [@Mr.Moto](#):
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> Quick question-those posters asserting that there wasn’t a peep of protest wrt Bush Srs speech - do you have cites to that effect? Because news reports from that time I’ve found don’t indicate that at all.
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> [Link.](http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=7LgSAAAAIBAJ&sjid=D_oDAAAAIBAJ&pg=7026,382785&dq=president+bush+broadcast+classroom)
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> [Incidentally, this is the broadcast in question.](http://bushlibrary.tamu.edu/research/public_papers.php?id=3450)
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> Seems like a political dust up in both cases, so stands on high principle ring pretty hollow to me.

My read of that is that the complaints weren’t that Bush was making a speech at ALL, but that the complainers didn’t want federal money spent on the production. I don’t find anything in there about elected Democratic officials telling people not to watch the speech because of the content, and encouraging parents to pull their children out of school. Do you find that difference important? I do, but am willing to hear your discussion of whether or not you find it so.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/154 "2009-09-04T05:14:15Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> And you’d think at least one of them would drop me a note, maybe one of those “Thank You for Turning Me Gay!” Hallmark cards, but\* nooooo\*…

You didn’t get the fruit basket I sent?

> [@wierdaaron](#):
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> Maybe we should put it to a vote.

> [@elucidator](#):
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> We did. They lost.

> [@wierdaaron](#):
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> When was this? Perhaps I, and every republican alive, were all sleeping.

Well, that explains last November.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/155 "2009-09-04T05:16:39Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> Really? The public school establishment that’s run by locally-elected school boards? The establishment that does things like reject the teaching of evolution?

Could be he’s talking about those schools that -do- teach evolution. This is teaching science to children, a favoured method liberals use to brainwash children into and here’s about where my fever broke.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/156 "2009-09-04T05:20:25Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> You didn’t get the fruit basket I sent?..

Must…resist…straight line…must…resist…

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/157 "2009-09-04T05:29:08Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Wait a second, do the teachers give the students their own mantra, or one that has been supplied by the Central Committee?
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> Is it like “Ommm, Ommm on the range…”?

Well they’re suggested activities. I may be executed for my treason to the fatherland for even saying this, but even watching the speech in class appears to be _voluntary_.:eek:

brb, [partyvan](http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:FBI_Party_van.jpg) (NSFW)

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/158 "2009-09-04T05:30:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The White House has had to rewrite some of the script because of the flap. Obama was originally going to ask kids to “Write letters to themselves about what they can do to help the president.”

This is awfully convenient. This way, when Obama makes a completely unobjectionable speech, the nutters can claim that it was going to be pure fascist socialist commie pinko indoctrination until they raised a stink and he had to re-write it.

Let’s not demean ourselves by pretending that this has anything to do with “wasting time”. Every kid in America wastes far more time than this speech will take every single day for far more inane reasons. If the exact same message were delivered by anybody but Obama no one would even bat an eyelash.

This is nothing but a chance for people who were probably burning their goddamn Dixie Chicks records six years ago to feel superior by showing disrespect to a President they hate.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/159 "2009-09-04T05:34:10Z")

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What’s a “record”, Granpa J?

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-noez-1-1-obama-to-give-socialist-indoctrination-talk-to-school-children/508645/160 "2009-09-04T08:33:22Z")

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> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#):
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> Okay then. They’re already on the website.
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> kindergarten through 6th grade:  
> [http://www.ed.gov/teachers/how/lessons/prek-6.doc](http://www.ed.gov/teachers/how/lessons/prek-6.doc)  
> grades 7-12  
> [http://www.ed.gov/teachers/how/lessons/7-12.doc](http://www.ed.gov/teachers/how/lessons/7-12.doc)

Other than what is normally taught in school I see a request to identify the talking points of his speech.

I’m sure the teachers on this board do a bang up job with their students but don’t delude yourselves that this is a teaching moment. It’s not.

All the White House has managed to do so far is make an embarrassing admission that they had to rewrite the speech. Obama’s numbers are tanking over the economy and this bit of PR fluff is going to rub people the wrong way.

Fortunately it’s not going to cost any money.

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