Oh oh, now the chimps are armed with pointy sticks.

“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!?” Stupid monkey!

Has Karl Pilkington been informed of this?

This is just the latest in a series of bad news, unfortunately.

Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs. ‘Oh, Shit,’ Says Humanity

As so often happens, reality is not that far from The Onion.

Large birds, like cranes, are known to use bait to catch fish. They’ll set a piece of bread afloat and watch it drift past. If nothing comes up to nibble, they’ll pick it up and put it back upstream again.