Oh...'possum! Yep. He's bad bad bad. "That 'possum ain't right!"

Love is a many splendored thang!
Y’all.

Toni Tennille should do a song about that.

I swear to God. Clarence purrs. Or purr-ed, as it were.

He was AWOL yesterday. This morning before we left for Dialysis I was on the deck, waiting for a slow poke. I heard a rumble.
A low but distinct sound. Almost a bubbly water sound.

I looked around and saw no happy cats or flatulent dogs.

I listened carefully and heard a scratchy sound underneath the deck. A sound Clarence regularly makes. And I knew.
Yep.

'Possums purr.

Well, blow me down.

On my deck I have a puppy pee rug. It looks like AstroTurf. Sits in a tray and is cleanable.
My little Yorkie Gracie (RIP) used it everyday. It’s sat virtually unused since she died. The demon Chihuahuas use it occasionally.

Guess who is puppy pad trained?

I looked over this afternoon and Clarence was sitting on it.
Yep.
I have a genius among 'possums on my hands.

I wonder if he’s food motivated? I’m thinking tricks.
We’ll go on TV. Make YouTube vids. Get rich and famous.

Next thing you know me and Clarence will sunning ourselves in the South of France.

Wish you were here.

That 'possum ain’t right.
But, I’m okay with that.

A potty trained 'possum. Who knew?:flushed:

I have actually been wondering about Gracie. Sorry to hear she is gone

Thank you.

I made a thread about (of course I did) how she passed. It’s called ‘Amazing Grace’

We have a beautiful mare named Gracie. Her nickname is Grapeseed.

I have a mare named Grace, too. Her jockey club name is Peppermint Road.

StG

@Beckdawrek
Sorry, I missed the thread. I wonder what she would have made of the new dogs and Clarence…

Yeah she was a good pupper.
She loved me like no other animal ever has.
She never noticed any other animals. Might have had one run in with the cats.

Just wait til I tell you guys about Horace the tree frog😊

The kids and assorted dogs were on the lawn playing tag this afternoon.
I knew Clarence was under the deck.
I was just watching.

All of a sudden the screaming and giggling was louder and I look up and Clarence has ran(well, not exactly ran, but bobbled his way) across the yard and was in the middle of the action.
Kids were screeching. The Chihuahuas were screeching.
Dillon the villian was yapping.
Bayliss backed off. Literally walked backwards, away from Clarence. I’ve never seen a dog do that.

Awww. Clarence wanted to play.
I feel like he was ostracized.
He can’t help he’s ugly and gross.
Hey, 'possums have feelings too.

That 'possum ain’t right.

Clarence stuck his head out from under the deck. I had the dogs going to walk. I told Clarence to stay out of the heat.

When we came back, Clarence was on the bottom step.
I said Hello 'possum! I don’t think he knows his name very well.
I got doggie feet washed and put them in the house to get water.
Sat on the deck.
Clarence walked out and saw a squirrel run across the lawn. He gave chase.
The squirrel went up a pecan tree.
Clarence put his hands on the tree truck.
I’ll be danged.

Clarence is a squirrel hunting 'possum. Yes, yes he is.

That 'possum ain’t right.

So, how long do we need to wait to hear about the tree frog? What? Does he sing and dance? Wear a Top Hat and carry a cane? Everything else is straight outta a Loony Tune, why not him?

Hey, fish-man,
Give a girl a break.
I’ve been busy stalk…err, umm …lovin’ @Cecil_Adams from afar.
There’s just so much time in a day.
:blush:

Oh, PLEASE let the frog be a singing, dancing, top-hat-wearing, cane-twirling frog! I love that idea.

Mostly Horace sits in a spruce tree and croaks.
He’s quite the singer.

How does that top hat wearing frog sing?

I seem to remember… something…
I may have heard that song recently…

“Hello, my baby. Hello, my darlin’, hello my ragtime pal!”
Goes something like that, I think.

And my favorite parody scene from Spaceballs:

Yep. That’s the one.
So funny.
Thx @cochrane

I thought you got a break when you fell off the toilet.

You are a bad, bad, bad man, Mister Fish.

I’m beginning to think you don’t like me.
:disappointed: