# Oh say it ain't so, Dough Boy! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 18, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985 "2000-02-18T23:13:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/1 "2000-02-18T23:13:00Z")
\ * * * – “it’s all real” “I KNEW IT!!!” O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/2 "2000-02-18T23:18:00Z")
_That’s_ what happens to Peeps in the microwave!! * * * “Though I hate 'em, I’ll defend to my death your right to use smilies.” Forward deployed until 18AUG00 ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/3 "2000-02-18T23:21:00Z")
Opal, now I’m all hungry! * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![jaydabee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@jaydabee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaydabee)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/4 "2000-02-18T23:37:00Z")
Here I thought he died of a yeast infection caused by too many pokes to the belly and that he never knew how much he was truely kneaded. ---
**Author:** ![Prairie\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Prairie\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prairie_Rose)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/5 "2000-02-18T23:47:00Z")
:wiping coffee off the monitor: Thanks OpalCat, for the funniest damn thing I’ve seen all week! Prairie Rose * * * If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/6 "2000-02-18T23:51:00Z")
What I truly enjoy is the frightened look of the one trapped in the oven. ---
**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/7 "2000-02-19T00:17:00Z")
What does she do with all the little hats? ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/8 "2000-02-19T01:02:00Z")
Judging by the hat on the one in the oven, it appears that they disintegrate in about 10-12 minutes at 375 degrees… * * * Self-centered to the extreme… Chrome Toaster ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/9 "2000-02-19T01:15:00Z")
Much more of this kind of thing, and much, much worse, at [www.rotten.com.](http://www.rotten.com.) Just don’t say I didn’t warn you. Dr. Watson “There is much good in the world. Why, we don’t know.” ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/10 "2000-02-19T01:52:00Z")
What makes this so funny to me is, the commercial they have running where Doughboy is upset because the kids run past him and the mom says SO reassuringly, ‘Don’t worry, they’ll be back’ and the little monsters DO come back and devour his little bun friends!! If cannibalism is eating people, what would the equivalent be if he’s depressed over his dough people not being eaten quickly enough? Doughbalism??? * * * “Consider it a challenge…” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/11 "2000-02-19T01:55:00Z")
It’s just those haunting, empty eye sockets in the cooked Doughboys. Oh, God, the nightmares I’ll have tonight… * * * JMCJ Winner of the _Mr. & Mrs. Polycarp Award for Literalizing Cliches_ for knowing an actual atheist in a foxhole. ---
**Author:** ![SINsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SINsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SINsApple)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/12 "2000-02-19T06:06:00Z")
Crick & Watson: You didn’t warn me! I clicked on a couple before I about threw up the Cadbury Caramel Egg I was eating. So since you won’t make it clear, I will. DO NOT FOLLOW THE LINK CRICK & WATSON GAVE!! IT IS SERIOUSLY DISTURBING!!! Sorry to yell. Now don’t say I didn’t warn you. * * * “I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/13 "2000-02-19T06:23:00Z")
I’m with Sins…I caught site, partially, of a severed hand and about lost my fucking Big Mac, fries and all…man, that is one nasty site…I even sent the full page link (of Doughboy) to a couple of friends to tell them NOT to go through the rest of the site… I have a headache from holding back my dinner. Thanks Crick, least you coulda done is said…THIS SITE IS SICK SICK SICK, DO NOT VIEW AFTER EATING FAST FOOD – done yelling…\< feeling a little woosey now \> ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/14 "2000-02-19T06:42:00Z")
Well, perhaps I didn’t state the, “. . . and much, much worse . . . ,” portion of the disclaimer strongly enough . . . Dr. Watson “Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.” – Robert Benchley ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/15 "2000-02-19T06:48:00Z")
apparently not Crick, you goof…you almost owed me a dinner \< hehe \> ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/16 "2000-02-19T14:26:00Z")
DAMMIT!!! How many times do I have to say it! I’m not fat it’s GLANDULAR!! :mad: If you or any of you damn cronies call me doughboy agai… oh so this isn’t about me huh? Sorry, flashback to high school. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/17 "2000-02-19T15:46:00Z")
I laughed pretty hard at that, Opal. Thank you for that! However, I laughed even harder when I saw the commercial this picture was lifted from later on in the evening. (It’s for cookies.) I was thinking, “Hmm, that woman looks familiar…and the kitchen…HAH!” _Damn_ funny! * * * Teaching: The ultimate birth control method. [Laura’s Stuff and Things](http://members.aol.com/lrconaway) ---
**Author:** ![OliverTwistofLime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b487fb/32.png) [@OliverTwistofLime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OliverTwistofLime)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/18 "2000-02-19T17:08:00Z")
Forget the Doughboy. Great picture of you Opal Cat!! ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/19 "2000-02-19T17:26:00Z")
Um…Sam, that’s not Opal. That’s an actress from an actual Pillsbury commercial (Like I said, I just saw it last night. It’s for cookies.) Watch for it. I laughed even harder when I saw the commercial after seeing this pic. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985/20 "2000-02-19T23:00:00Z")
## LOL! I didn’t notice the little guy peeking out the stove window until Arnold Winkelried pointed it out. I’ve seen this commercial a bunch of times, but I never noticed that little guy in the oven until now. Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-say-it-aint-so-dough-boy/13985.md?page=2)