# Oh shit. I just took a sedative by mistake... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259 "2006-05-10T19:15:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/21 "2006-05-10T22:35:29Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > (the most important being your splendiferous beauty)… Have you ever actually _seen_ my splendiferous beauty? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/22 "2006-05-10T22:44:59Z")
Shhhhhh. Don’t ask questions when you’re being flattered… Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Um. No. pics? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/23 "2006-05-10T22:45:42Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > pics? Yah - I’m up here somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/24 "2006-05-10T22:49:27Z")
I’m trying to see through to your _heart_, darling. You buying it? ---
**Author:** ![Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gut)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/25 "2006-05-10T22:50:22Z")
If you pass out from the sedative and wake up surrounded by mini doughnuts and the contents of the package that just arrived in your other thread you’ll be able to post yet another thread that combines all of them into one! ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/26 "2006-05-10T22:57:50Z")
Better a sedative than a laxative, I say. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/27 "2006-05-11T05:03:15Z")
I did that once. About an hour before an interview. I got the job, though. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/28 "2006-05-11T05:14:56Z")
> [@feppytweed](#): > > Better a sedative than a laxative, I say. Or worse-a sedative AND a laxative! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/29 "2006-05-11T05:22:42Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Or worse-a sedative AND a laxative! Those combo sedative-laxatives will bore the shit out of you. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/30 "2006-05-11T13:11:41Z")
Comedy gold, **Marley23**! Pure comedy gold! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/31 "2006-05-11T14:17:08Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Or worse-a sedative AND a laxative! Would that be called “S-Lax”? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259/32 "2006-05-11T18:35:39Z")
you don’t want to be wearing slacks on a day like this [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-i-just-took-a-sedative-by-mistake/356259.md?page=1)