# Oh Shit!!!! Is Bosda ok? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 16, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581 "2005-06-16T17:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/1 "2005-06-16T17:52:23Z")
I have been trying to email **Bosda** all day and I haven’t gotten a reply back yet. I’m starting to get worried about him. Usually he is such an [attention whore](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321407) that he replies back very quickly. I really hope he is ok, and I would appreciate it if someone could let me know why he isn’t replying. I’ve heard that the Mods and Admins email him on a pretty regular basis. I hope that is he is ok that they don’t get the wrong idea and feel he is just ignoring them. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/2 "2005-06-16T18:04:53Z")
There’s nothing on CNN… yet. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/3 "2005-06-16T18:09:21Z")
Since he isn’t here, could we make this thread about me? Oh, nevermind. I guess I’ve had my quota. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/4 "2005-06-16T18:09:21Z")
Google News reveals nothing!! **NOTHING!!!** Holy shit, I can’t stand it!! ---
**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/5 "2005-06-16T18:11:46Z")
I have a hard time getting really worked up and irritated at **Bosda**. He has an air of silly naivete that reminds me of a puppy. Now, it may not be a nice puppy. It’s more like the kind of puppy you buy from the family of five that sells a litter of “REGESTERID PUREBREED LABS” in front of the Wal\*Mart on Sunday afternoon. You know the ones–they have that old Dodge with the pool of oil under it and own twenty-three teeth between them. Sure, it comes with scabies and it’s been trained to drink out of cut-in-half Coors cans filled with rain water, and it’s a monorchid, unsound, and you’ll never get it quite houstrained–but hey, on the bright side, you’ll be able to tell which threads it’s been in by the TRAIL OF YELLOW it leaves all over the place. It’ll never learn to “sit” or “stay” or “stop shitting in the living room you GOD DAMN FUCKING DOG,” but there’s that certain charm there that you just can’t explain, ya know? ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/6 "2005-06-16T18:13:14Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Since he isn’t here, could we make this thread about me? 😛 Seriously. I thought that was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/7 "2005-06-16T18:14:54Z")
Newbie probably forgot his password. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/8 "2005-06-16T18:15:52Z")
Ya know, I just contacted the Celebrity Psychic Hotline, and they’ve got nothing either - **IT’S A CALAMITY, I TELL YOU!** ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/9 "2005-06-16T18:17:04Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Since he isn’t here, could we make this thread about me? Oh, nevermind. I guess I’ve had my quota. Fuckin’ hilarious! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/10 "2005-06-16T18:18:30Z")
I had a sense that something bad was going to happen somewhere to someone. He’s dead. 100% certainty. -Joe **katt** ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/11 "2005-06-16T18:18:31Z")
Well, I don’t know about **Bosda** , but I have a tummy ache. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/12 "2005-06-16T18:18:49Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > 😛 > Seriously. I thought that was funny. So did I. But I’m off my meds. HEY!? Where the \*\*\*FUCK * * * _is_ **Bosda**? ---
**Author:** ![Maendosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@Maendosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maendosa)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/13 "2005-06-16T18:20:15Z")
Man, and I **almost** called in sick today with bad allergies. Imagine, if I hadn’t have been here to post from work, well, I just don’t even want to think about the consequences. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/14 "2005-06-16T18:22:17Z")
I just checked under the cushions of my sofa, and behind the fridge. No **Bosda**. ---
**Author:** ![Stringer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Stringer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringer)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/15 "2005-06-16T18:22:17Z")
Bosda [can no longer check email from work](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321407). ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/16 "2005-06-16T18:23:19Z")
> [@Metacom](#): > > I have a hard time getting really worked up and irritated at **Bosda**. He has an air of silly naivete that reminds me of a puppy. > > Now, it may not be a nice puppy. It’s more like the kind of puppy you buy from the family of five that sells a litter of “REGESTERID PUREBREED LABS” in front of the Wal\*Mart on Sunday afternoon. You know the ones–they have that old Dodge with the pool of oil under it and own twenty-three teeth between them. Sure, it comes with scabies and it’s been trained to drink out of cut-in-half Coors cans filled with rain water, and it’s a monorchid, unsound, and you’ll never get it quite houstrained–but hey, on the bright side, you’ll be able to tell which threads it’s been in by the TRAIL OF YELLOW it leaves all over the place. It’ll never learn to “sit” or “stay” or “stop shitting in the living room you GOD DAMN FUCKING DOG,” but there’s that certain charm there that you just can’t explain, ya know? This is **THE FUNNIEST** post I have ever read! ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/17 "2005-06-16T18:23:28Z")
Has anyone put out an _Amber Alert_ yet? ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/18 "2005-06-16T18:23:29Z")
Ooh–cool fonts…who are we waiting for? Bosda? Hey, outta sight, outta (my) mind. He’s probably been abducted by aliens. My tinfoil Acme Intelligence Kit tells me that he has been Called. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/19 "2005-06-16T18:24:09Z")
jchrist, the link in the OP had tears streaming down my face. Thanks, Greathouse. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/20 "2005-06-16T18:24:36Z")
The ignorant fuck could have at least left us with a pager number. I just _know_ that today is going to be the day I have to get a hold of him pronto! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581.md?page=2)