# Oh Shit!!!! Is Bosda ok? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 16, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581 "2005-06-16T17:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/41 "2005-06-16T18:58:13Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > Why? What did I say? Just pointing out that you should have linked the movie. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/42 "2005-06-16T18:59:40Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > There’s nothing on CNN… yet. And there never will be, unless **Bodsa** is an attractive, upper-middle-class white woman. If one of our community [hotties](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321058) should happen to go missing, on the other hand, then we might be a bit more concerned. Only if they’re photogenic, of course, in that perky sorority sister kind of way. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/43 "2005-06-16T19:00:38Z")
**Greathouse** , **Bosda** [sup]1[/sup] told me that the spark has just gone out of your relationship and he’d appreciate it if you’d refrain from sending him emails, chocolates, or flowers. 1. No he didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/44 "2005-06-16T19:00:46Z")
Horseback!? Why, you’ll need the aid of **EddyTeddyFreddy**! Gosh, I just LOVE it when everything finally STARTS making sense. Or was it scents? Ah, irrelevant. Make it so! ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/45 "2005-06-16T19:06:07Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Everybody print out your e-mails and send them to me. I and Kevin Costner are going to distribute them all on horseback. Naked? ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/46 "2005-06-16T19:06:18Z")
**Bosda’s** been [cleaning the parking lot, & digging out the drainage ditch at work this morning](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321413), in that hot southern sun. I hope’s he’s now somewhere in the shade, drinking something cool. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/47 "2005-06-16T19:07:49Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > Naked? Yes, but the really sad thing is we only have one horse. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/48 "2005-06-16T19:10:50Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > Someone hold me. I’m getting scared. I’m generally drawn to people who make me laugh. Therefore, today you may rest your head on my bosom. There, there. This will all be over soon. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/49 "2005-06-16T19:11:34Z")
Duck tape! Get your duck tape here! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/50 "2005-06-16T19:12:27Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Yes, but the really sad thing is we only have one horse. Does the horse have a name? ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/51 "2005-06-16T19:14:17Z")
> [@Northern Piper](#): > > Bosda’s been cleaning the parking lot, & digging out the drainage ditch at work this morning, in that hot southern sun. I hope’s he’s now somewhere in the shade, drinking something cool. And [mowing](http://www.bosda.cn/index1.html), don’t forget mowing… Or maybe it was the Rapture. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/52 "2005-06-16T19:15:12Z")
FYI: The new **Where’s Bosda?** coloring books are flying off the shelves. Pick one up while you still can. ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/53 "2005-06-16T19:17:55Z")
We have an Unsolved Mystery! Someone go get Robert Stack! Or maybe Scoob and the gang! ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/54 "2005-06-16T19:21:44Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > Does the horse have a name? More importantly, does the horse have a saddle? 'Cause bareback is just not the way to go… ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/55 "2005-06-16T19:22:43Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Yes, but the really sad thing is we only have one horse. Even better. Uh oh, without the steadying moral influence of **Bosda** , I Honey, have become a tart. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/56 "2005-06-16T19:23:34Z")
> [@scout1222](#): > > I’m generally drawn to people who make me laugh. Therefore, today you may rest your head on my bosom. > > There, there. This will all be over soon. Sweet! **Bosda**? **Bosda** who? Now that I’ve got an invitation to rest my head on a bosom I can’t recall exactly why I was so worked up in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/57 "2005-06-16T19:30:47Z")
This just in . . . Police in Tenafly, New Jersey, have received a phone call from someone claiming to be **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** , alleging he was kidnapped and tickled unmercifully by two Japanese stewardesses before being released at a Chuck E. Cheese just off the New Jersey Turnpike. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/58 "2005-06-16T19:33:29Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > **Greathouse** , **Bosda** [sup]1[/sup] told me that the spark has just gone out of your relationship and he’d appreciate it if you’d refrain from sending him emails, chocolates, or flowers. > > 1. No he didn’t. [Short Round] No time for love, Dr. Jones! [/Short Round] ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/59 "2005-06-16T19:47:04Z")
Shit. Sorry guys. I left **Bosda** in my other pants and they went to the cleaners yesterday. I don’t think I can get him back until Monday at the earliest. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/60 "2005-06-16T19:47:06Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Horseback!? > > Why, you’ll need the aid of > > **EddyTeddyFreddy**! A horse? A **Bosda** for a horse? Or is that vice-versa? Anyway, I’m blockaded in my office until the crisis is over so I can’t join the cavalcade. But my trusty Boy Thursday has leaped aboard my trusty steed and is ready to ride to the rescue. [Eager to save the day!](http://community.webshots.com/photo/335467676/335488973hlFtBG) And they’re off! Onward… onward… onward… OH NO!!! The Evil Distractor has [lured him into her trap!](http://community.webshots.com/photo/335467676/335490807NwHZrU) :: sigh :: I guess I’ll have to mount my [trusty backup steed](http://community.webshots.com/photo/145850906/145853180cWLBhb) and do it myself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581.md?page=4)