# Oh Shit!!!! Is Bosda ok?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 16, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581 "2005-06-16T17:52:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/61 "2005-06-16T19:57:29Z")

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> [@Wolfian](#):
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> Duck tape! Get your duck tape here!

Did you know that it’s been reported that the sound of duck tape doesn’t echo?

> [@adam yax](#):
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> Does the horse have a name?

Only if it’s not in some desert.

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**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/62 "2005-06-16T20:01:58Z")

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We can’t let **EddyTeddyFreddy** go off on her own searching for **Bosda**!

We have to organize a search party. Let’s see, we’ll need flashlights, provisions, native guides, LOTS of guns and live bait for trapping the miscreants who have stolen him from us. Who is with me?!

It’s quite…almost TOO quite.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/63 "2005-06-16T20:03:41Z")

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> [@cards](#):
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> It’s quite…almost TOO quite.

quite what?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/64 "2005-06-16T20:05:39Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> quite what?[/size]

Quite quiet, of course. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/65 "2005-06-16T20:06:02Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> FYI:
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> The new **Where’s Bosda?** coloring books are flying off the shelves. Pick one up while you still can.

_This post has been tricolored by **Biffy Di’Chi of Tricolor!** _

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/66 "2005-06-16T20:09:50Z")

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> [@adam yax](#):
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> Does the horse have a name?

Yes, it’s **Man O’ Tricor**. It’s real friendly just whatever you do, for God’s sake, don’t let anyone ride on it naked.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/67 "2005-06-16T20:12:12Z")

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Actually, I did recieve one.  
And I must take this with the good grace that I can.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/68 "2005-06-16T20:14:47Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Actually, I did recieve one.  
> And I must take this with the good grace that I can.

Yea but was it from somebody who would have freaked out had you not answered untill a few hours later? I bet it was a mod/admin telling you how silly you are.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/69 "2005-06-16T20:15:09Z")

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Thank Og you’re here. 😉

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/70 "2005-06-16T20:15:25Z")

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Someone’s missing? Quick, we need to blame a [black](http://althouse.blogspot.com/2005/05/lets-spare-her-that-detail.html) [person?](http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/06/15/aruba.arrests/)

Stuffy, UrbanChic, I’m looking at you.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/71 "2005-06-16T20:17:00Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Actually, I did recieve one.  
> And I must take this with the good grace that I can.

I think he took this (albeit deserved) Pitting with surprising good grace.

\*\*Bosda’s \*\* a sweetie, I’m willing to forgive.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/72 "2005-06-16T20:20:41Z")

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We are now in hour number nine of The Search For **Bosda**.

What you are seeing is a live shot of my computer screen, which I have set to auto-refresh a search for Bosda’s most recent posts every sixty-one seconds. So far, there has been no activity, but since I don’t want to waste valuable air time with nothing to show for it, here are some audio clips of me asking people about **Bosda** ’s whereabouts.

Rufus: Hi. Do you know where **Bosda** is?

Random Person #1: Huh? Who?

Rufus: Um, well, I don’t know how to pronounce his full name. He’s a Charter Member of the SDMB? He went AWOL this morning and the mods and admins have been unable to reach him by email.

Random Person #1: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

I’m afraid the other audio clips give pretty much the same impression. No one in this part of the world has any idea how to get a hold of **Bosda** should the need arise.

All we can do is wait.  
And hope.  
After preview:  
Fuck. Never mind. Show’s over. Move along. Nothing to see here. Goddammit.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/73 "2005-06-16T20:21:25Z")

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> [@cards](#):
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> We can’t let **EddyTeddyFreddy** go off on her own searching for **Bosda**!
> 
> We have to organize a search party. Let’s see, we’ll need flashlights, provisions, native guides, LOTS of guns and live bait for trapping the miscreants who have stolen him from us. Who is with me?!

[Warren Zevon]

Send lawyers, guns and money

HUH!

[/WZ]

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**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/74 "2005-06-16T20:21:50Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Actually, I did recieve one.  
> And I must take this with the good grace that I can.

See what I mean? You just have to drop the rolled-up newspaper. ☹

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/75 "2005-06-16T20:22:42Z")

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I emailed Cheney and his minion early this morning…_I haven’t heard back from them either_…

Coincidence?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/76 "2005-06-16T20:24:55Z")

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That can’t be the real Bosda. Fox News just reported that he was spotted at a Burger King in Mississippi.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/77 "2005-06-16T20:29:25Z")

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Hey hey! I found him! He was behind the couch the whole time!!

Eeeew. Now he’s all fuzzy.

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**Author:** ![Stringer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Stringer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringer)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/78 "2005-06-16T20:36:15Z")

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> [@Greathouse](#):
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> Oh, well don’t I feel stupid. If I had seen that thread I would have linked to it in my OP. I probably would have put the link right about the place I called him an attention whore. I’ll try and look more thoroughly in the future.

:smack: I deserved that. 😉

And here I was feeling all smart because I happened to read the About This Board forum for the first time in months RIGHT before I read your thread. Finally! Something to contribute! Alas, it was not so…

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/79 "2005-06-16T20:40:32Z")

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Who, _this_ cop?

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-shit-is-bosda-ok/308581/80 "2005-06-16T20:40:35Z")

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> [@Lamar Mundane](#):
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> Someone’s missing? Quick, we need to blame a [black](http://althouse.blogspot.com/2005/05/lets-spare-her-that-detail.html) [person?](http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/06/15/aruba.arrests/)
> 
> Stuffy, UrbanChic, I’m looking at you.

Fuck, they’re onto us!

Uh, er, I don’t know nuthin’ ‘bout no missin’ white boys.

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