# Oh, Smurf Me! It's a Smurf Movie! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 7, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229 "2006-12-07T16:31:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229/21 "2006-12-07T22:19:12Z")
Wow, the smurfs! That is a blast from the past! They made up a huge smurfing part of my childhood and I can say that I am smurfing excited about smurfing seeing the movie. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229/22 "2006-12-07T22:21:04Z")
Holy Smurfing Schtoumpf! ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229/23 "2006-12-07T23:36:44Z")
[QUOTE=MacTech] (in the style of Apocolypse Now) “Smurf village, i can’t smurfin’ _believe_ i’m still in smurfin’ smurf village…” [/QUOTE] PAPA SMURF Did they say why, Brainy, why they want to smurfinate my command? BRAINY SMURF I was sent on a classi-smurfed mission, Papa Smurf. PAPA SMURF It’s no longer classi-smurfed, is it? Did they smurf you? BRAINY SMURF They smurfed me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsmurfy. PAPA SMURF Are my methods unsmurfy? BRAINY SMURF I don’t see any method at all, Papa Smurf. PAPA SMURF I expected a smurf like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassi-smurf? BRAINY SMURF I’m a smurf, sir. PAPA SMURF You’re neither. You’re an errand smurf, sent by grocery smurfs to smurf a smurf. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229/24 "2006-12-07T23:40:11Z")
As for bringing the Smurfs back, why not? I mean, [UNICEF’s already blown them to pieces.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=339080&highlight=Smurf) [QUOTE=garygnu] [Lucille Bliss](http://imdb.com/name/nm0088520/), voice of Smurfette, is alive and kicking, but nearing 90. [/QUOTE] Bliss was also the voice of Crusader Rabbit, the first TV cartoon character, and my personal favorite, Ms. Bitters from _Invader Zim_. “I wanted to be an astronaut too, until my rocketship exploded in space. I learned that dreams always end in horrible implosions.” > [@Clurican](#): > > The French word for Smurfs is “Schtroumpfs”, which I really enjoy saying for some reason. Schtroumpfs! That’s the Smurfs’ original name. Peyo, a Beligum cartoonist, was thinking of the word “schtroumpf” (a word for when you can’t think of a word, such as “thingy” or “whatchamacallit”) and decided to create characters with this name. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229/25 "2006-12-07T23:47:16Z")
Peyo’s original Smurf strips had a lot more charm to them than the American animated series, and if the new movie can channel that sensibility, I can totally get with that. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229/26 "2006-12-08T01:47:32Z")
[QUOTE=mobo85] As for bringing the Smurfs back, why not? I mean, [UNICEF’s already blown them to pieces.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=339080&highlight=Smurf) . [/QUOTE] Why not a crossover with my other thread then “Improve a Television Show by adding Zombies” the George Smurfero “Smurfing Dead” series “Night of the Smurfing Dead” “Dawn of the Smurf” “Day of the Smurf” “Land of the Smurf” basically, Papa Smurf gets zombified, and goes around infecting the village, in a bizzare role reversal, Gargamel and Azreal find themselves on the run from tiny blue (and green and gray) decomposing flesh-eaters ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229/27 "2006-12-08T09:20:37Z")
“I’m sick and tired of these mothersmurfing smurfs on this mothersmurfing smurf!” “Say ‘smurf’ one more time! I smurf you! I double smurf you!” “Smurf, mothersmurfer! Do you smurf it?” – Samuel L. Smurfson “When there is no more room in Smurf, the smurf will smurf the Smurf.” – Dawn of the Smurf “Say ‘hello’ to my little smurf!” – Smurfface “A census taker once tried to smurf me. I ate his smurf with some smurf beans and a nice smurf.” – The Silence of the Smurfs “Is it smurf?” – Marathon Smurf Solyent Blue is smurfs! Excuse me while I go smurf myself. ---
**Author:** ![Foldup\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Foldup\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foldup_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229/28 "2006-12-08T10:53:39Z")
Doubtful. Following recent animated movie trends, this picture will be starring Robin Williams, Julia Roberts, Rupert Everett, Mike Myers and, oh, I don’t know, Ice T. ---
**Author:** ![Foldup\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Foldup\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foldup_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229/29 "2006-12-08T10:54:54Z")
[QUOTE=brianjedi] I’d love to hear Billy West, Maurice LaMarche and Rob Paulsen do some Smurfs voices. John DiMaggio too, while we’re at it. [/QUOTE] And the above reply was, of course, directed at this post. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229/30 "2006-12-08T11:18:05Z")
[QUOTE=MacTech] Why not a crossover with my other thread then “Improve a Television Show by adding Zombies” the George Smurfero “Smurfing Dead” series “Night of the Smurfing Dead” “Dawn of the Smurf” “Day of the Smurf” “Land of the Smurf” basically, Papa Smurf gets zombified, and goes around infecting the village, in a bizzare role reversal, Gargamel and Azreal find themselves on the run from tiny blue (and green and gray) decomposing flesh-eaters [/QUOTE] Dude! You just became my personal Jesus for the day, for that suggestion! I would _totally_ camp out to see such a film! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-smurf-me-its-a-smurf-movie/383229.md?page=1)