# Oh, so NOW I get human emotions... **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [November 12, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172 "2007-11-12T20:44:23Z") **Posts on this page:** 12 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical) #### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/1 "2007-11-12T20:44:23Z")
The intraweb - they’ll let _anyone_ on this dang thing. To wit: [Dude Wait what dot com](http://dudewaitwhat.com/spectrum_of_emotions.html) ---
### Author: ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya) #### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/2 "2007-11-12T21:01:23Z")
my brain hurts ---
### Author: ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby) #### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/3 "2007-11-12T21:43:09Z")
A million bucks for generic Prozac? I’ll go to Canada first. ---
### Author: ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan) #### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/4 "2007-11-12T22:59:51Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] A million bucks for generic Prozac? I’ll go to Canada first. [/QUOTE] It’ll cost you $1,071,123 then. ---
### Author: ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby) #### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/5 "2007-11-12T23:03:49Z")
[QUOTE=Leaffan] It’ll cost you $1,071,123 then. [/QUOTE] Damn that exchange rate! Damn You, Canada!!! 😛 ---
### Author: ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl) #### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/6 "2007-11-12T23:04:15Z")
The handwriting on that page bears a scary resemblance to mine. However, I’ve never been able to draw Steve Buscemi that well, so I’m pretty sure I didn’t write that. Whew. ---
### Author: ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat) #### Post date: [November 12, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/7 "2007-11-12T23:08:28Z")
Step one - Prozac Step two: Profit!! ---
### Author: ![H3Knuckles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba8739/32.png) [@H3Knuckles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H3Knuckles) #### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/8 "2007-11-13T04:57:18Z")
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy] Step one - Prozac Step two: Profit!! [/QUOTE] You’re doing it wrong. Sit down before you hurt yourself. It’s… Step One - Prozac Step Two - ??? Step Three - PROFIT!! ---
### Author: ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3) #### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/9 "2007-11-13T05:08:16Z")
[QUOTE=Don’t fight the hypothetical] The intraweb - they’ll let _anyone_ on this dang thing. To wit: [Dude Wait what dot com](http://dudewaitwhat.com/spectrum_of_emotions.html) [/QUOTE] I got locked up as a nutcase for this: [http://members.bellatlantic.net/adhdah/ad3/Primitive\_4Ways.jpg](http://members.bellatlantic.net/adhdah/ad3/Primitive_4Ways.jpg) I learned to unpack it later. Got published. ---
### Author: ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat) #### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/10 "2007-11-13T11:59:43Z")
[QUOTE=H3Knuckles] You’re doing it wrong. Sit down before you hurt yourself. It’s… Step One - Prozac Step Two - ??? Step Three - PROFIT!! [/QUOTE] I used the advanced method. :dubious: ---
### Author: ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical) #### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/11 "2007-11-13T19:08:37Z")
[QUOTE=H3Knuckles] You’re doing it wrong. Sit down before you hurt yourself. It’s… Step One - Prozac Step Two - ??? Step Three - PROFIT!! [/QUOTE] Come on, pay attention people: Step One: Prozav Step Two: Draw Steve Buscemi Step Three: Profit! ---
### Author: ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS) #### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-so-now-i-get-human-emotions/426172/12 "2007-11-13T22:32:06Z")
Meh. [It’s been done.](http://www.scientologie.tm.fr/help/full.htm)