# "Oh, St. Peter? I speak jive." \[RIP Barbara Billingsley\]

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 16, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377 "2010-10-16T21:51:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/1 "2010-10-16T21:51:25Z")

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[Barbara Billingsley](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101016/ap_on_en_tv/us_barbara_billingsley) has passed on.

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/2 "2010-10-16T22:05:36Z")

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> June) But Ward if we don’t make the children go to dancing school and teach them good manners they’ll grow up to be rough crude teenagers

I guess we all should’ve listened to Mrs Cleaver

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> Eddie) You’re hair looks lovely today
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> June) Why thank you Eddie
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> Eddie) It looks like you spent all day in the beauty shop
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> June) Yeah…Well Wally’s upstairs

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> June) Ward I’m worried about the Beaver

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> Eddie) Mrs Cleaver don’t put mayonaise on my sandwich, my mother says I’m allergic
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> [later on June is looking out the window at the boys playing ball
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> June) Why Ward, Eddie pushed the Beaver. Just for that I AM going to put mayonaise on his sandwich

RIP

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> …Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da’ help!

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/3 "2010-10-16T23:47:26Z")

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[Story](http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/people/2808888,barbara-billingsley-beaver-cleaver-dies-101610.article).

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/4 "2010-10-17T00:01:33Z")

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“Ward, don’t you think you’ve been a little bit hard on the Beaver lately?”  
(Apparently she also was the voice of Nanny on _Muppet Babies_! I had no idea – I used to watch that religiously when I was little)

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/5 "2010-10-17T00:11:50Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> (Apparently she also was the voice of Nanny on _Muppet Babies_! I had no idea – I used to watch that religiously when I was little)

Holy crap I did too!

Hopefully at the end she was able to “jus’ hang loose blood so someone could come on the rebound on the medi-side…”

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/6 "2010-10-17T00:36:52Z")

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We know already, but I’ll admit, your thread title is clearer.

[Probably should have the point of the thread in parantheses](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=582083)

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/7 "2010-10-17T01:34:56Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> “Ward, don’t you think you’ve been a little bit hard on the Beaver lately?”

As I said in the death thread, I think this is a urban legend. As much as I would like to think she said that. I think I have seen every episode, listening for this particular line. Maybe they have edited it out in the reruns.

I have always wanted June Cleaver to give me a spanking. :o You’ve been a bad boy.

RIP Mrs. Cleaver ::sniff::

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/8 "2010-10-17T01:45:02Z")

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☹

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/9 "2010-10-17T01:58:28Z")

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Wow it’s sad that she is no longer with us.  
Even though she was most closely associated with “Leave It To Beaver”, I think (as other SDMB’ers have noted) she scored a\* tour de force\* with her appearance in the movie “Airplane”.

\*Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Hmmph! \*

Ms Billingsley will be missed.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/10 "2010-10-17T02:15:16Z")

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Ms. Billingsley was all class. I loved that show.

At the time beaver was a harmless word for an animal. It was another 10 years before it assumed a sexual connotation.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/11 "2010-10-17T02:54:53Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> > [@Guinastasia](#):
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> > “Ward, don’t you think you’ve been a little bit hard on the Beaver lately?”
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> As I said in the death thread, I think this is a urban legend. As much as I would like to think she said that. I think I have seen every episode, listening for this particular line. Maybe they have edited it out in the reruns.
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> I have always wanted June Cleaver to give me a spanking. :o You’ve been a bad boy.
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> RIP Mrs. Cleaver ::sniff::

You mean people thought this was actually said on the show? Huh, I thought it was just an obvious joke.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/12 "2010-10-17T03:33:53Z")

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This is sad news. I think she was just mentioned in a thread about actors over 90 who were still active. I grew up on Leave it to Beaver. Ward and June, Wally and the Beav, Larry, Mondello, Whitey, Gilbert, and Eddie and Lumpy were all a big part of my childhood.

Gee whiz, Ms. Billingsley, it sure was swell to know you.

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/13 "2010-10-17T03:39:40Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> You mean people thought this was actually said on the show? Huh, I thought it was just an obvious joke.

I clearly remember seeing this on a TVLand rerun. I can’t prove it and I could be mis-remembering, but I do have what seems to be a clear memory of it.

I also remember seeing the following exchange:

Wally: Mom, where’s Dad?

June: If I know you’re father, he’s out looking for Beaver.

Once again, I can’t prove it and it’s possible I’m mis-remembering, but I have a clear memory of this.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/14 "2010-10-17T03:55:53Z")

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We gonna catch you on the rebound wit’ da medicide.

[Barbara Billingsley dies at 94](http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/10/barbara-billingsley-dead-leave-it-to-beaver.html).

ETA - Aw shit. I looked for a thread, I swear. Just saw it. Mods, do what you will.

Joe

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/15 "2010-10-17T03:55:58Z")

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Merged duplicate threads and added info to thread title.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/16 "2010-10-17T04:33:33Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> You mean people thought this was actually said on the show? Huh, I thought it was just an obvious joke.

In the deathpool thread, Poster **Fear Itself** has informed that June actually [says it](http://www.incredibletvandmovies.com/beaverepisodes6.html).

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> More Blessed to Give? 1-24-63 Beaver gives a locket he won at a carnival to a girl he adores. In this episode, June says to Ward “I hope you weren’t too hard on the Beaver”.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/17 "2010-10-17T04:39:33Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> June: If I know you’re father, he’s out looking for Beaver.

That’s just as funny. but chances are she said “looking for **the** Beaver”

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**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/18 "2010-10-17T04:55:09Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> > [@Guinastasia](#):
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> > “Ward, don’t you think you’ve been a little bit hard on the Beaver lately?”
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> As I said in the death thread, I think this is a urban legend.

_“Cut me some slack, Jack!”_

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/19 "2010-10-17T05:39:18Z")

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Oh yes, she’ll be sorely missed. It’s a rare celebrity who can live that long and be so beloved to the very end.

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-st-peter-i-speak-jive-rip-barbara-billingsley/557377/20 "2010-10-17T07:03:38Z")

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From the [cnn.com article](http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/10/16/obit.barbara.billingsley/index.html?hpt=Sbin):

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> From the moment its catchy theme song sounded in black-and-white TV sets of the 1950s, “Leave it to Beaver” enthralled Americans during a time of relative prosperity and world peace.

I wonder if we’ll ever again have both of those simultaneously.

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