# Oh, suck it Dems! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 6, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308 "2004-11-06T02:52:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/41 "2004-11-07T10:41:27Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > You know what, **Black Acher**? Got a feeling you won’t be with us very long. Yep. So it goes. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/42 "2004-11-07T11:41:06Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > I’m sensing a groundswell of popular support for placing Bolivia on “The List.” First we have to find it. Well as th Bolivian national anthem says: **Bolivians, propitious fate has crowned our hopes…** ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/43 "2004-11-07T12:13:57Z")
I notice that in this thread, and his similar “Go Marines!” thread, **Blackacre** disappeared just after 9:30 PM both times. Guess his mommy finally told him it was past his bedtime. Even fairy tale creatures have moms. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/44 "2004-11-07T12:18:11Z")
Whatsay, next time he starts a thread nobody responds? Hell, nobody even _view_ it, that oghtta work, no? ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/45 "2004-11-07T14:27:56Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > Whatsay, next time he starts a thread nobody responds? Hell, nobody even _view_ it, that oghtta work, no? I think the way this is being dealt with now is perfect. Take idiotic frothing rant. Sidetrack it with silly jokes and bad word puns. Ignore OP as he tries to get his rant back on track. Continue making silly jokes until everyone has forgotten what the OP was in the first place. Maybe if we do this in enough threads, we’ll get the board back. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/46 "2004-11-07T15:22:01Z")
Why don’t we just start buying stuff for him with the credit card he used for board registrtaion? ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/47 "2004-11-07T15:30:36Z")
> [@Blackacre](#): > > Ahh, do you fear the voice of the majority, wanker? > > BA Of course not. We fear the \*mindset \* of the majority, assfang. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/48 "2004-11-08T06:32:16Z")
> [@malkavia](#): > > Of course not. > > We fear the \*mindset \* of the majority, assfang. Is assfang the knowledge that when something bites you in the ass, you’ve caused it? For reasons inexplicable, I’m now stuck with the music from the campy TV show Batman in my head, except Assfang is in that place. _Nana nana nana nana Assfang!_ ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/49 "2004-11-08T06:34:29Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Is assfang the knowledge that when something bites you in the ass, you’ve caused it? Is this a rhetorical device or are you honestly suggesting that something the dems did directly caused the mindset of the majority? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/50 "2004-11-08T06:39:59Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Is assfang the knowledge that when something bites you in the ass, you’ve caused it? > > For reasons inexplicable, I’m now stuck with the music from the campy TV show Batman in my head, except Assfang is in that place. _Nana nana nana nana Assfang!_ Assfang is in Idaho, about ten miles west-southwest of Assboink.\* - They were, of course, named after a particularly recalcitrant donkey, for the information of non-Pterryphiles. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/51 "2004-11-08T06:47:29Z")
I hate to do this, but i have to stick up for the Brett Somers Thread. That’s exactly the kind of knowledge I can’t not read. And this thread is awesome too. Granted, the only reason is that I learned what “assfang” means, but still… I’d be lost on that one if it weren’t for this thread. I mean NATURAL GAS!!! Whoa. ---
**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/52 "2004-11-10T04:35:10Z")
> [@The\_Llama](#): > > I hate to do this, but i have to stick up for the Brett Somers Thread. That’s exactly the kind of knowledge I can’t not read. > And this thread is awesome too. Granted, the only reason is that I learned what “assfang” means, but still… I’d be lost on that one if it weren’t for this thread. > > I mean NATURAL GAS!!! > Whoa. Well thanks mate, I do what I can. =D Cheers! BA ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/53 "2004-11-10T04:46:24Z")
Yeh, the methane emissions are something fierce right now. When carbon met hydrogen – wow! They hooked up and new ground did plow Then oxygen said “Let me into your bed”. Now the three are acetylene down. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308/54 "2004-11-10T05:30:02Z")
Goddamn, that was funny, **ETF**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-suck-it-dems/273308.md?page=2)