# Oh Sweet Jesus.  The couple on Hoarding: Buried Alive are ....

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 30, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-sweet-jesus-the-couple-on-hoarding-buried-alive-are/611139 "2012-01-30T02:05:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-sweet-jesus-the-couple-on-hoarding-buried-alive-are/611139/21 "2012-02-02T02:55:11Z")

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wrong thread. carry on.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-sweet-jesus-the-couple-on-hoarding-buried-alive-are/611139/22 "2012-02-02T15:35:21Z")

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Just saw the rerun last night (me on Sunday night: “_Downton Abbey_ or _Hoarding_? Hmmm . . . .”).

**Janet and Pipsqueak:** Their baby died, so their solution was to raise their surviving child in filth and squalor? _Euthanize them immediately_.

**Elephant in the Room Wendy** (great editing, _Hoarding_!): Passive/aggressive shit-stirring whore. _Euthanize her immediately_.

**Pipsqueak junior:** OK, he was terminally damaged by his parents–but kid, seriously, you are 22, move out and get a job. His solution: move out to the woods and live in a tent? _Euthanize him immediately._

**Pal Derek** : Best friend in the world. Let him live, and dance atop their bodies, going “_dag!_”

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-sweet-jesus-the-couple-on-hoarding-buried-alive-are/611139/23 "2012-02-02T17:19:38Z")

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Yeah, I was really impressed by Derek. He’s rooting through the trash in the kitchen and seems entirely unfazed while the son, who was raised in this squalor, has to run out to barf after he “catches a whiff” of something.

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**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-sweet-jesus-the-couple-on-hoarding-buried-alive-are/611139/24 "2012-04-23T23:21:25Z")

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I channel-surfed onto this episode while eating dinner last night. Yeahhhhh.

People like that walk among us?! And to raise a child in that filth - un-freakin-believable.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-sweet-jesus-the-couple-on-hoarding-buried-alive-are/611139/25 "2012-04-24T13:11:32Z")

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Uggghhh.

We had a “garbage house”. It was a rental that some normal looking people rented. Things were fine for a few years. Eventually the rental became garbage house. Except this was caused by drug use (pretty sure it was meth). Apparently meth makes you so lazy you can’t even throw out the garbage. You know those large construction dumpsters? Thats how much trash was in the house (and I packed it down!) So much damage was done to the house (that I mostly fixed myself) that the realtor said we could change the build date on the house :eek:

When we finally got em out of there the “man” saw me and said “don’t mess with me, I am having a bad day”. I guess moving made him grumpy. Me? 10’s of thousands of dollars in damage and 9 months of personal hard labor for free? Aww shucks thats a cake walk compared to moving.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-sweet-jesus-the-couple-on-hoarding-buried-alive-are/611139/26 "2012-04-25T22:03:00Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Apparently meth makes you so lazy you can’t even throw out the garbage.

That doesn’t sound much like methamphetamine _at all._

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-sweet-jesus-the-couple-on-hoarding-buried-alive-are/611139/27 "2012-04-25T22:11:37Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Apparently meth makes you so lazy you can’t even throw out the garbage.

> [@Larry\_Mudd](#):
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> That doesn’t sound much like methamphetamine _at all._

How about so paranoid about cops rooting through the trash for evidence of drugs that they start hording it?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-sweet-jesus-the-couple-on-hoarding-buried-alive-are/611139/28 "2012-04-25T22:39:39Z")

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> [@Larry\_Mudd](#):
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> That doesn’t sound much like methamphetamine _at all._

Well, maybe not when on the “high”. But they had a chicken coop. So they could buy feed. But they didn’t strike me as the farmer types. And supposedly there is something in chicken feed you can extract to make meth. But who knows, maybe they were just crazy, lazy, nasty people that happened to like chickens.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-sweet-jesus-the-couple-on-hoarding-buried-alive-are/611139/29 "2012-04-25T22:54:34Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> How about so paranoid about cops rooting through the trash for evidence of drugs that they start hording it?

_That_ sounds like meth. 😃

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