# Oh those wacky heroin dealers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-heroin-dealers/676893>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 21, 2013, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-heroin-dealers/676893 "2013-12-21T12:42:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-heroin-dealers/676893/1 "2013-12-21T12:42:40Z")

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[So, during a traffic stop police find heroin with the packets branded, **Obamacare**](http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/12/20/1250-bags-of-heroin-stamped-obamacare-and-kurt-cobain-seized/). Who says drug dealers do not have a sense of humor?

Our President could show he also has a sense of humor by pardoning the criminals without additional comment. 😃

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-heroin-dealers/676893/2 "2013-12-21T12:51:18Z")

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Only a matter of time before this turn up on Glenn Beck as “evidence” for what Obamacare really is.

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-heroin-dealers/676893/3 "2013-12-21T21:44:43Z")

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Or he could give them community service on the telephone lines.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-heroin-dealers/676893/4 "2013-12-21T22:31:34Z")

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“Once you try this Obamacare, you’ll never want to go back to the old way.”

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**Author:** ![buckgully](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@buckgully](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckgully)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-heroin-dealers/676893/5 "2013-12-21T23:11:32Z")

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If you like your dealer, you can keep your dealer.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-heroin-dealers/676893/6 "2013-12-22T02:13:48Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Only a matter of time before this turn up on Glenn Beck as “evidence” for what Obamacare really is.

H… is for “Hates America”

E… is for “Evil Muslim”

R… is for “Reduced Lifespan”… from Obamacare

O… is for “Obama doesn’t care”

N\*… is for “Nurses are Jihadists”  
\*The clip of him I remember doing this he completely misspelled the word. Then he noticed, and tried to make a justification for his misspelling - but made the wrong correction. So now we have to worry about Herons.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2013, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-heroin-dealers/676893/7 "2013-12-22T04:34:28Z")

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If you watched The Wire, you might have noticed that they were always giving the heroin a topical name. There was Osama bin Laden heroin and later WMD heroin. They wouldn’t draw attention to it, it would just be dealers in the background talking.