# Oh those wacky Mormons!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-mormons/472158>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 11, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-mormons/472158 "2008-11-11T03:54:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-mormons/472158/161 "2008-11-20T22:38:47Z")

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> [@Hawkins](#):
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> I tried to baptize my cat once.
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> I do not recommend this procedure.

You should wait until it’s dead, like the Mormons.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-mormons/472158/162 "2008-11-20T23:12:17Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> You should wait until it’s dead, like the Mormons.

The Mormons are dead?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-those-wacky-mormons/472158/163 "2008-11-21T14:01:12Z")

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[I spent four hours this morning baptizing the cat.](http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode27.htm)

Four hours to baptize one cat?

[It wouldn’t keep still.](http://oracleappslab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/omg-do-not-want!.jpg)

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