# "Oh, waiter! What's this tiger urine doing in my donkey?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822 "2005-09-09T15:02:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![parthenokinesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@parthenokinesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parthenokinesis)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/21 "2005-09-09T22:43:47Z")
So following the same reasoning as the restautrant, If I have some friends over, and I decide to cook, lets say a pork loin roast, and I maranade it in my own urine, I can convince everyone that we are eating “long pig”. Damn, and we just missed the Labor Day cookout. ---
**Author:** ![Imasquare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Imasquare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imasquare)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/22 "2005-09-09T23:44:45Z")
How did they get close enough to collect tiger urine without being eaten? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/23 "2005-09-09T23:54:55Z")
Well? Anybody know how it tastes? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/24 "2005-09-10T00:31:15Z")
> [@Imasquare](#): > > How did they get close enough to collect tiger urine without being eaten? Perhaps there are some kinky tigers. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/25 "2005-09-10T01:44:28Z")
> [@Imasquare](#): > > How did they get close enough to collect tiger urine without being eaten? Well, I shouldn’t let out the secret but, that family in **PapSett** ’s post? They actually did that on purpose. They’re part of a group of stealth tiger-urine collecters… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/26 "2005-09-10T02:01:05Z")
This thread has definitely put me off Frosted Flakes. ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/27 "2005-09-11T13:23:13Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Well? > > Anybody know how it tastes? > > 😉 Like chicken, of course. Exactly like chicken. But a chicken with really poor hygiene. ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/28 "2005-09-11T18:17:57Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > This thread has definitely put me off Frosted Flakes. Oh, dear. Just imagine what Tony the Tiger sprayed on _those_. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/29 "2005-09-11T19:35:57Z")
“De tiger, he does not always _ween._” ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/30 "2005-09-11T21:05:47Z")
“Oh, waiter! What’s this tiger urine doing in my donkey?” “The backstroke.” I know that punchline doesn’t go with a phrase like that, but it’s the first thing I thought of. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/31 "2005-09-12T02:13:05Z")
“Waiter, this meat tastes like shit.” “You’re getting close, sir.” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822/32 "2005-09-12T07:18:47Z")
> [@Tenar](#): > > Like chicken, of course. Exactly like chicken. But a chicken with really poor hygiene. Mmmmmm…\* [Chicken.](http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10344940)\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-waiter-whats-this-tiger-urine-doing-in-my-donkey/320822.md?page=1)