# Oh wise and noble Dopers, help me find the funniest/weirdest sex toys **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 2007, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270 "2007-11-05T06:21:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![XaMcQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/f9ae1b/32.png) [@XaMcQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XaMcQ)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270/21 "2007-11-08T04:21:26Z")
How about a strap-on with a twist? The Accomodator! http:// www. extremerestraints. com/ the-accommodator-face-strap-on-dildo\_ 627.html ---
**Author:** ![ForumBot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270/22 "2007-11-08T05:09:04Z")
The Baby Jesus Buttplug: [http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php](http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php) ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270/23 "2007-11-08T05:12:50Z")
[QUOTE=ForumBot] The Baby Jesus Buttplug: [http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php](http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php) [/QUOTE] Post #9, dude. ---
**Author:** ![ForumBot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270/24 "2007-11-08T05:21:55Z")
How about that. We Alabama Folks are a dirty lot. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270/25 "2007-11-08T06:11:15Z")
You guys are sick. That’s why I subscribed to this thread. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270/26 "2007-11-08T06:54:41Z")
[QUOTE=Dante] For the tech savvy: condomcountry.com.au/item/t-vib-usb-kit-10func Plug & Play, baby! [/QUOTE] Damn. I knew I should have patented that. In about 1977, when I was in grad school, I was taking a class on microprocessors, when they were new. Our assignment was to come up with an application. I chose a vibrator, which I called SHTUP, (System Hardware to Titillate our Users’ Pussies.) I got an A. The guy teaching the class was a friend who was spending the U of I’s free term employed while looking for a real job. Anyhow, now I know what Arthur C. Clarke feels like. ---
**Author:** ![Tabula\_Rasa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@Tabula\_Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabula_Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270/27 "2007-11-08T08:13:28Z")
[QUOTE=Voyager] Anyhow, now I know what Arthur C. Clarke feels like. [/QUOTE] Quivering with delight? Just a guess. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270/28 "2007-11-08T18:11:33Z")
f\*ckingmachines dot com yeah… really. That’s some EXPENSIVE self-pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270/29 "2007-11-08T18:17:20Z")
Anything from this site: [http://www.zoofur](http://www.zoofur) .com/animalp.html Really strange, and mostly huge. ---
**Author:** ![Maui\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Maui\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maui_Lion)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270/30 "2007-11-08T20:03:09Z")
[QUOTE=chaoticbear] Anything from this site: [http://www.zoofur](http://www.zoofur) .com/animalp.html Really strange, and mostly huge. [/QUOTE] Dammit, you beat me to it! I was going to post up “Thor”. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-wise-and-noble-dopers-help-me-find-the-funniest-weirdest-sex-toys/425270.md?page=1)