# Oh YES, it feels SO good!!!! ohhhhhh **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033 "2000-09-21T18:57:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/21 "2000-09-23T01:15:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > > \*\*Of course. That would make it twice as nice. > > > > Ooooh, punctuation! ::drools:: \*\* > > Cool, because I have some Japanese characters I would like to try out, and I spell fast šŸ˜‰ \*\* I am an artist. I can draw heiroglyphs. Hahaha! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/22 "2000-09-23T01:19:05Z")
Hey guys, no arguing over who has more tongue writing ability. You can both have me. ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/23 "2000-09-23T01:22:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Hey guys, no arguing over who has more tongue writing ability. You can both have me. \*\* Well, I say itā€™s up to a coin toss then, because I donā€™t/wonā€™t do any male/female/male threesome action. I am assuming xizor is male. OTOH, if xizor is female, thatā€™s a whole nother siuation šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/24 "2000-09-23T01:23:31Z")
Donā€™t sell yourself short ssskuggii, you are worth fighting over:) Besides, I can roll my Rs when I speak spanish šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/25 "2000-09-23T01:23:55Z")
Ok, so I guess youā€™ll have to fight over who goes first. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/26 "2000-09-23T01:28:47Z")
I have a blue belt in Brazilian Ju Jitsu, I have kickboxed for 14 years and I have a pointed stick. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/27 "2000-09-23T02:58:44Z")
[monty python moment]You may have a pointed stick but I have a banana, a whole bunch![/monty python moment] ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/28 "2000-09-23T03:39:00Z")
Damn, Iā€™m off the boards for a few hours and the oral sex orgy continues without me. How rude, I was here first. So who wants to fight over me? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/29 "2000-09-23T15:00:40Z")
No fighting over you hypergirl, because I swoop in like Tarzan and whisk you away so I can have you all to myself šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/30 "2000-09-23T15:03:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\*[monty python moment]You may have a pointed stick but I have a banana, a whole bunch![/monty python moment] \*\* A banana? That might come in handyā€¦ but I prefer to not to use a pseudophallus. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/31 "2000-09-23T15:39:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*but I prefer to not to use a pseudophallus. \*\* Why use a fake when the real thing is so much better? Itā€™s been too long and itā€™s only been two weeks. I need my ego strokedā€¦along with other things. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/32 "2000-09-23T15:51:13Z")
Hey Jess, weā€™re in similar boats here. I need some stroking alsoā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/33 "2000-09-23T15:55:24Z")
Someone get some guys in here!! It looks like Tasha and I are the only ones. Nobody had better get any ideas about that. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/34 "2000-09-23T16:00:09Z")
Not like we havenā€™t gotten enough doubleteaming ideas from certain members of this boardā€¦ I prefer to be friends and not lovers with Hypergirl if you please. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/35 "2000-09-23T16:07:40Z")
I agree. But two hot female dopers. All alone in a threadā€¦ So, you wanna play cards or something till we can get some penises in here? ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/36 "2000-09-23T16:28:03Z")
[wandering in aimlessly, looks around] LORD ALMIGHTY! Whatā€™s going on in here??? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/37 "2000-09-23T16:39:03Z")
Welcum Duke. Do you have a forked tongue? ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/38 "2000-09-23T16:46:06Z")
Ok, this is getting way too wild and kinky for MSK in here. Iā€™m outta here. :::slams door behind him::: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/39 "2000-09-23T17:00:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > two hot female dopers. All alone in a threadā€¦ So, you wanna play cards or something till we can get some penises in here? Cards, huh? How 'bout some stud poke 'er? šŸ˜‰ Iā€™ll ante up. I just brushed my teeth, too. (I donā€™t have a forked tongue, but I can _almost_ touch the tip of my nose with it!!!) :: shamelessly sliding right into MSKā€™s now-vacant spot :: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/40 "2000-09-23T17:39:45Z")
I woke up and did not brush. I immediately drank a glass of buttermilk. Then, I followed it with a bag of cheetos and a package of oreos. Any takers? :šŸ˜: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033.md?page=3)