# Oh YES, it feels SO good!!!! ohhhhhh **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033 "2000-09-21T18:57:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/41 "2000-09-23T17:53:37Z")
Why did the subject line make me think of Herbal Essences? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/42 "2000-09-23T17:55:13Z")
Here I am getting all sexed up, and now I notice that something smells like…like…SHIT! WTF? Oh, Cripes, Mr C, chew some gum, will ya? Here, have a mint. Man, what are you gonna tell us next, your gums are bleeding? Yeesh! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/43 "2000-09-23T19:31:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I agree. But two hot female dopers. All alone in a thread… So, you wanna play cards or something till we can get some penises in here? Umm, I think you can put down the cards now 😃 Then again how about some strip poke-her? ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/44 "2000-09-23T21:15:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Welcum Duke. Do you have a forked tongue? \*\* Er, no…just this video camera I happened to bring along with me… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/45 "2000-09-23T21:21:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MagicalSilverKey \* > [I am an artist. I can draw heiroglyphs. Hahaha! \*\* With your tongue?? I am a little bit skeptical about that. I’m afraid I’m going to need a demonstration. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/46 "2000-09-23T21:28:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > **It’s been too long \** It can be too long? Damn. There goes my chance with any of y’all. Tasha, if you like, I’ll take care of you, but I work alone. I don’t have a forked tongue, but I can fold it up and make it dance. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/47 "2000-09-24T01:09:28Z")
I meant it’s been too long since I have gotten play. And as fun as this is, I need a real man! Interesting offers though. Forked tongue, nose-touching tongue. Tongues. I like tongues. 😉 Yummy. ::Drool:: ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/48 "2000-09-24T01:12:07Z")
Damn Smileys. That was supposed to say :: Drool :: ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/49 "2000-09-24T02:27:08Z")
Hypergirl, I’m here for you. Anytime you need me, anyway you want me, just let me know 😉 I think you’re already familiar with my tongue talents? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/50 "2000-09-24T02:41:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > > **It’s been too long \** > > It can be too long? Damn. There goes my chance with any of y’all. > > Tasha, if you like, I’ll take care of you, but I work alone. I don’t have a forked tongue, but I can fold it up and make it dance. \*\* Sure sweetie. I know you have special powers with that tongue of yours. Eh, there are ways of making the time seem “shorter.” ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/51 "2000-09-24T02:48:44Z")
Man, you guys is dirty… and you didn’t invite _me_?!? I’m hurt. Who wants to make up for that inconsideration? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/52 "2000-09-24T03:09:08Z")
Well who am I to reject an eager tongue? Join the fun SPOOFE. 🙂 And xizor, watch out or I may take you up on your offer. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/53 "2000-09-24T03:13:09Z")
Watch it Jess, that’s my territorry. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/54 "2000-09-24T03:15:22Z")
Aw, c’mon, Tasha… double the pleasure, double the fun! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/55 "2000-09-24T03:26:25Z")
But not with Jessica. If it was someone I wasn’t close friends with and attracted to, then ok, but not Jessica. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/56 "2000-09-24T04:04:19Z")
[mock hurt] Love you too Tasha. [/mock hurt] But really, I have to agree. Tasha and me…no. Sorry to crush all your fantasies. But hey, you can have us one at a time. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/57 "2000-09-24T04:15:48Z")
Oh, go fuck a log if you’re gonna act hurt like that. Then you’ll really have something to be hurt over. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/58 "2000-09-24T04:19:11Z")
Owee. That was kind of mean. What did I ever do to you? Dammit, the guys dissappeared again. We have no lives. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/59 "2000-09-24T04:25:02Z")
OH please. It’s not that mean, well, at least not coming from me. At least you know I’m completely honest with you. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/60 "2000-09-24T04:29:43Z")
Yeah yeah, I know. I’m used to it by now. OK, this has no point already. I think we should leave it until later. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033.md?page=4)