# Oh YES, it feels SO good!!!!  ohhhhhh

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 21, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033 "2000-09-21T18:57:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/61 "2000-09-24T21:57:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*And xizor, watch out or I may take you up on your offer. \*\*

I can only dream that I would get so lucky!  
Hypergirl, you have a perpetual standing offer…

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/62 "2000-09-25T00:53:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SaxFace \*  
> \*\*Can we please get an emoticon that shows someone gagging and then vomiting all over the place? \*\*

Try [http://members.aol.com/Toymkr47/repuke.gif](http://members.aol.com/Toymkr47/repuke.gif)

G’day Tash / Hyper

Sorry to interrupt the fawning that the two of you are (sporadically) receiving. Just wanted to touch base…

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/63 "2000-09-25T00:55:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dpr \*  
> \*\*Just wanted to touch base…  
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You can touch whatever you want, honey.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/64 "2000-09-25T00:58:13Z")

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Hey Shadow,

I KNEW you were going to touch that line…

So how’s things?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/65 "2000-09-25T01:01:00Z")

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Good, but um, I need someone to spend all my sexual energy on, hopefully on a daily basis. 😉

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/66 "2000-09-25T01:03:37Z")

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I kinda gathered from the thread of the conversation… sorry to hear it.

{{{{{{{shadow}}}}}}}

Mmmmm… cuddly… 😉

And why limit yourself to daily?  
Didn’t you have a boyfriend or am I just misremembering?

I DO remember however that you have a nice butt.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/67 "2000-09-25T02:21:54Z")

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Well, no, I dont’ have a BF [yet if I’m lucky], but I am looking for one. And being able to use his tongue is a bonus. I am willing to train someone if it’s necessary.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/68 "2000-09-25T02:23:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dpr \*  
> \*\*  
> I DO remember however that you have a nice butt.
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Thank you. I like my ass too.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/69 "2000-09-25T02:39:39Z")

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I’m back. So did you miss me? I bet your tongues were glad for the break. So xizor, where you from? 😉

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/70 "2000-09-25T02:42:48Z")

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I anxiously await Shadow’s tongue-training manual.

Any advance excerpts from this book of wisdom?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/71 "2000-09-25T02:47:29Z")

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Ok, I think that it’d be a lot easier if I just did those private one-on-one training sessions. I could turn it into a seminar of some type in time.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/72 "2000-09-25T02:53:39Z")

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And you could call it “Shadow’s Getting A-head seminar: tongue tricks from the temptress.”

But I hope they’d be loooong sessions…

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/73 "2000-09-25T02:56:48Z")

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Yes, very long sessions with lessons in reading vocal and nonvocal reactions. The latter half, of course, will be much harder for me to teach since I react vocally to things that are overly pleasureable, like good scalp massages.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/74 "2000-09-25T03:01:42Z")

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And don’t we all know it. Imagine a world where all the people could give massages like that. I’m lost in orgasmic thought. I’ll get back to you in a few hours.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/75 "2000-09-25T03:23:04Z")

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Can’t wait for those practicals… and being the dedicated type I’d have to work for extra credit.

p.s. Have I mentioned that scalp massages are a specialty of mine? True story.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/76 "2000-09-26T01:11:03Z")

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Well, if you give scalp massages half as good as my platonic friend Ben, then you’re halfway to getting in my pants twice a day every day.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/77 "2000-09-26T01:14:51Z")

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I have been called a jedi master of massage. Vey popular with my friends.

There’s something almost spiritual about making people moan with pleasure. Even if you just do it with massage. 😉

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/78 "2000-09-27T01:46:19Z")

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Well, I’m hoping to enjoy a long, hard massage. And I always like really hard massages. [Kind of how I like my men.] 😉

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/79 "2000-09-27T01:51:42Z")

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_issues a free dpr two hour full body massage voucher to the shadow_

So when are you coming down to collect?

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**Author:** ![Plavacek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Plavacek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plavacek)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/80 "2000-09-27T02:57:47Z")

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This thread is now approximately 10:1, views to submissions. Perhaps the OP subject has something to do with that.  
As for me, I’m only here so that I’m the last poster on 5 different MPSIMS threads simultaneously. Tee-hee!

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