# Oh YES, it feels SO good!!!! ohhhhhh **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033 "2000-09-21T18:57:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/81 "2000-09-27T07:36:32Z")
Man, I get overloaded with work for a day or two and I miss all the fun. Tasha, Hypergirl, I’m flattered 🙂 Although I’m better suited for observation/recording (and not necessarily only on videotape… want an erotic drawing of your lovemaking session? I’m your SPOOFE!) Although participation has it’s advantages, too, I imagine. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/82 "2000-09-28T04:29:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*So xizor, where you from? 😉 \*\* Originally, Detroit. Recently, Tennessee. But I’m spending alot of time in California this fall. Also going to New York in December. So, if you are anywhere in the US, I can be there for you 😉 Tongues, massages, you name it, I’m there for you hypergirl? Of course, I may have to go massage ssskuggiii scalp too 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/83 "2000-09-29T01:06:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > **Tongues, massages, you name it, I’m there for you hypergirl?** Hey babe. Sounds like an offer to me. I’ll take one of each please. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/84 "2000-09-29T03:28:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Hey babe. Sounds like an offer to me. I’ll take one of each please. 😉 \*\* You got it babe, just tell me what to massage and where to stick my tongue 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/85 "2000-09-29T21:27:06Z")
I’ll make that choice up to you. Surprise me. I LOVE surprises! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/86 "2000-09-30T01:12:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Surprise me. I LOVE surprises! 😉 \*\* OK, but don’t freak out if I show up at your door dressed in a gladiator outfit 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/87 "2000-09-30T01:42:40Z")
looks like the women here want a man who combines the attributes of a whale and a medieval monk… whale - 6 foot tongue, breathes thru top of the head mink - spends his whole life enscribing the characters of the Bible, with flourishes, and loving, painstaking care… ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/88 "2000-09-30T01:49:14Z")
> [@](#): > > mink - spends his whole life enscribing the characters of the Bible, with flourishes, and loving, painstaking care… Sheesh, the anti-fur lobby is becomming more and more unrealistic. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033/89 "2000-09-30T02:26:04Z")
Gladiator outfit? Sounds kind of kinky (this is my second post in a row to have that word in it). But there is nothing wrong with kinky. Whales have 6 foot tongues?!? Wow, that’s pretty impressive. But it’s not the size, it’s what you can do with it. And monks are celibate, that’s no fun. However, I do want someone who will spend time on (top of) me. LOL @ wolfman. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oh-yes-it-feels-so-good-ohhhhhh/34033.md?page=4)