# OhDope, see what y'all missed? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 29, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204 "2001-10-29T01:33:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/21 "2001-10-29T05:40:17Z")
**Quotes, OhDope** Friday, October 26[sup]th[/sup], Pre-Dope[ul] [li] **Quix** : Swan Lake![/li][li] **Quix** : When do we get our Moderator Margaritas?[/li] **Unclebeer** : Whenever I get around to squeezing more limes. [li] **Quix** to **Dyno** : Are you flirting with me?[/li][li]_overheard while ordering pizza-_ **Porc** is not on the pizza…tonight.[/li][li] **Saph** with **tiggy** across her lap\*\*: I’m all about the draping.[/li][li] **Porc** : **think** got rid of his dangly bits. [my uvula, that is][/li][li] **thinksnow** : I tea-bagged him fer Chissakes! We get along fine.[/li][li] **think** to **Quix** : You were the one masturbating **Nymy** ’s shoes, right?[/li][li] **MissCreant** : …so I’m not allowed to come to his Hallowe’en party unless I come as a superhero.[/li] **saph** : You could come as _Kick-that-bitches-ass Girl_. [li] **thinksnow** : It’s cold![/li] **tiglon** :Well, if you’d close your back door… [li] **MissCreant** : What’s G.D.?[/li]\< **UncleBeer** attempts to moderate the young’uns.\> [li] **MissC** : Well, I put my self-respect up for sale.[/li]\< **think** and\*\* UB\*\* pull out their wallets\> [li] **SamClem** : So…you out-assholed them?[/li] **think** : Well…yeah. [li] **Dyno** to **Saph** : Did you say “Jizm-trial?”[/li][li] **MC** : Oh, I’m sorry, are these your clothes?[/li][li] **think** : I can’t do it anymore, I’m missing parts.[/li][li] **Quix** : Did you just confuse me with **Monster[104]**?[/li] **think** :Well, you’re both tall…and goofy-looking. [li] **saphy** : My mom’s this itsy-bitsy tiny Sicilian woman.[/li] **think** : Sweet! **saph** : Don’t talk about my mom that way! **think** : No! I…er…she’s Sicilian, I’m Calabrase!…uh… \ [li] **Quix** : What kind of law does [**MissC** s sister] practice?[/li] **saph** : Kick-ass law! [li] **Porc** : His high-anus? Oh, hiatus.[/li][li] **MissCreant** : If I weren’t Jewish, I’d be going to Hell.[/li] **Dyno** : It’s a special kind of Hell where everything is retail. [li] **UncleBeer** : [Moderator Shotgun Loaded][/li]Fuck you all. [Moderator Shotgun Unloaded] [li] **Quix** : **Kristen** – stop smelling the bottle.[/li][li] **saph** : I thought he was a dork until I found out he was a chemist.[/li] **think** : _”Until you found out?!_” [li] **Dyno** and **think** : Jjaegermeister was a bullfrog…[/li] **UB** : What the fuck was that?! That’s just wrong. [li] **Porc** : …and **MaxTorque** suggested, as an addition to my ensemble, a large Jesus Dildo.[/li] **Dyno** : Of course it’s large! It’s Jesus![/ul] Saturday, October 27[sup]th[/sup], OhDope[ul] [li] **think** : If you don’t stop tugging on it, it’s going to break![/li][li] **Juniper** : Someone getting killed at a DopeFest would be so cool![/li][li] **Quix** (to **thinks** )**: I can smell the Stroh.[/li][li]Sophie about MissCreant: I can tape her boobs together.[/li][li]Sophies thoughts on her glowing mouthpiece**: _ack_ ick _blech_[/li][li] **Superdude** : Everyone has their pants on![/li] **tiggy** : I’m not wearing pants. **think** : Neither am I…duh. [li] **Superdude** : What’s your name?[/li] **Death** : Greg. **Well, I can’t be afraid of Death now, his name is “Greg!” [li]Superdude lifts Deaths gown**: Okay, so Death is not Scottish [or going “regimental.”][/li][li]**think**: Do whatever you want, it’s your ham.[/li][li]**Juniper**: Vampire killing shouldn’t be easy.[/li][li]**SamClem **to** Tevya**: Can I squeeze it next?[/li][li]**Dyno**: I like it when they all spread out.[/li][li]**Dyno**: You know, that was my goal\*\*: to be someones bitch by the end of the night. (and he was\*\*:**Sophie**s)[/li][li]**saph**: That’s a nice slit, [Porc].[/li][li]**saph **to** Quix**: Let’s just put it in the pocket.[/li][li]**tiggy **to** UB**: I don’t want to have to _KICK A MOD’S ASS!!!_[/li][li]**Juniper **while watching** Anamorphic**’s movie (Hate\* _**: a comedy)**: This is fucked right the hell up![/li][li]**thinksnow**: To sum it up_\*: Fuck you allllllllllllll.[/li][li]**tevya **to** think**: You’ve been asking for it all night in that sexy little skirt of yours.[/li][li]**Shib**(aka\*\*:**DEATH**)**: Don’t talk innuendo to a man in a skirt.[/li][li]Sophie: Girl, you’ve got to get on top. That’s all I’ve got to say about that.[/li][li]Medea: Don’t poke in the bottom.[/li][li]think to Dyno: Back up, crazy![/li][li]Quix: Any sex involving a helicopter is good for me.[/li][li]tiglon: Some day you’ll meet a girl.[/li]Juniper: Let her be on top! [li]Sophie: I don’t know their _full_ names, but…[/li][li]Quix to Saph: You slept with Gallagher? Lucky bitch![/li][li]sapphire bullet: Yeah, palm that wood.[/li][li]Quix to Dyno: You will not escape my tongue.[/li][li]Quix: I would have fucked boitoi![/li][li]Quix to Shib: I like you and all, but you’re a fuckin’ asshole.[/li][li]Juniper: Houston, we have tequila.[/li][li]thinksnow: I’m not from Kentucky, you fuck face.[/ul][/li]Sunday, October 28[sup]th[/sup], OhDope After-hours (adult Jenga) at thinksnows[list] [li]Juniper to Quix: Stop! You’re going to choke her![/li][li]saph: Just continue with your game. I’m fighting with my clothing.[/li]Dyno: And your losing is the worst part! [li]Quix: Oh no! My tits![/li][li]Quix: (laughing) Oh, I’m sorry. Just something funny in my head.[/li][li]Quix: Well fuck my ass raw![/li][li]saph: I’m leaving![/li]Quix: I drove. QED and shit. [li]Medea’s Child: Ooooh, that’s a long one. Thank you![/li][li]Dyno: I could have refugee camps all over my body and I wouldn’t notice.[/li][li]Shib: Explain the part about rolling your tongue in three places again.[/li][li]Quix: Yeah, I did chip my tooth…I went down on it.[/li][li]Quix: The shits get punished in this game.[/li]\ [li]saph: What the fuck am I putting in my mouth? Nice to meet you, by the way,[/li][li]think: Oh…that’s kinda hairy, actually.[/li][li]Juniper: Fuck Yanni![/li][li]Juniper: I hate “jam-bands” more than I hate fascism. :D[/li][li]thinksnow: When you’re licking someones lips and there is hair in the way…[/li][li]Medea: I’ve never been good at this subtle shit.[/li][li]Dyno (re: Silo)**: Just because you hate him doesn’t mean you haven’t _slept_ with him.[/li][li]**Medea**: Fluid or French?[/li][li]**Medea**: And I will let you do that as long as you will…[/li]\<**Quix** is Hef!\> **think** : Next year I’m coming as **Quix**! ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/22 "2001-10-29T07:44:03Z")
**Thinksy** baby, you throw a crazy dopefest. And your hard work in getting all this up in such a timely fashion is r0xx3r. Having properly praised you, I humbly offer these corrections. **Quix** to **Saph** : You slept with Gallagher? Lucky bitch! \*This was actually said by Quix to **Medea’s Child** , I believe. **Quix** : The shits get punished in this game. \*That should be sluts. Yeah, drunks have awful handwriting. **sapphire bullet** : Yeah, palm that wood. \*Just a timing clarification. This was said during the Jenga game. Just to add a little more context, you know. 😉 **Dyno** to **Saph** : Did you say “Jizm-trial?” \*That should be “Jizm-trail” And no, I won’t explain what the hell Dyno was talking about. And as a postscript, the soundtrack rocks, **thinks**. _I wanna go back to Ohio State, to old Columbus town, I wanna go back, I gotta go back, to **O-HI-O**!_ ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/23 "2001-10-29T09:19:01Z")
Sounds like it was a great time. I’m sorry that I missed it. ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/24 "2001-10-29T13:02:43Z")
I would like to point out that there is one picture in particular that we’re missing. I believe it involves a kilt and a pool cue? ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/25 "2001-10-29T13:32:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sophie \* > \*\*I would like to point out that there is one picture in particular that we’re missing. I believe it involves a kilt and a pool cue? \*\* Okay, so what is the bidding starting at? Five dollars? Ten? I’m so depressed that I missed this party. I’m just going to run off and cry now. ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/26 "2001-10-29T13:40:03Z")
I missed adult Jenga! Damn. The funny thing is, I brought an altered “Truth or Dare Jenga” up from Cincy with me but I forgot to bring it up from the car. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/27 "2001-10-29T13:43:18Z")
Anyone else having problems linking to the pix? I’m getting the “This document contains no data” error message. And I really want to see what fun you OH-Dopers were having while we DC-area types were rocking the Blue Ridge. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/28 "2001-10-29T13:50:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tevya \* > \*\*I missed adult Jenga! Damn. \*\* **Tevya** darling, you didn’t miss anything. Really. I swear it. And so will anyone else who was involved. Not that they were involved in anything. It was just a game. **Thinksnow** even kept his kilt on. Mostly. [sub]really. We wouldn’t try and keep the truth from you. Never. Quit poking me with that stick.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/29 "2001-10-29T14:05:11Z")
Adult Jenga? Nah, nothing big. Tame actually. Alomst boring. Good people, but nothing notable. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it. Miss Creant, being tall is easy, just stand up straight. (At least that’s what I do anyway…) All my new friends…God that was fun! I’ll show up to any fest I can whimper my way to, within reason. I like quix’s idea of making it annual. (I’m busy tonight though Hef, dear…I went and got myself an SO last night. These things happen…) I just want to be on record saying that Sophie is a darling of a person. The rest of the night is sort of a blur at this point. Oh! and the Gallagher comment went to Sophie. (She is a lucky bitch…) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/30 "2001-10-29T14:22:48Z")
Well, after 30+ hours in a car this weekend (Friday: Louisville to Columbus, Columbus to Pittsburgh. Saturday: Pittsburgh to Columbus. Sunday: from Columbus to Pittsburgh at 6am :eek: , from Pittsburgh to Columbus, narrowly avoiding getting pulled over for going 90, then from Columbus to Louisville), I have one thing to say. I really enjoyed the few minutes that I was actually there. Next time I’ll stick around for the whole thing. I promise. Now, let’s get this party started: **Thinksnow** : As always, you are a great friend, and a gracious host. Even though you wouldn’t let me kiss you this time. 🙂 **Juniper** : Never have I ever wanted to be a vampire so badly, just so you could do all those nifty Buffy moves on me. **Tevya** : You’re about 16 different kinds of cute. And you come bite-sized. **Miss Creant** : Despite your objections, I am _not_ too young for you. **Porc** : Would I have to be good to have an evil nun punish me? **Dyno** : Saw ya for like 15 minutes. We should do it again sometime. Remember…_Manos_! **Quix** : I owe you a blow-job. **Medea’s Child** : How come no one told me I had to go through West Virginia (Motto: “We’re a state, too, dammit!”) to get to the roadkill capital of the US? I have no problems with dead animals, but every 30 feet? **Sapphire Bullet** : Nice to have met you. But I owe **Quix** a blow-job, so we can talk later. 😉 **Sophie** : Ah luved yer accent, an’ ya seemed like a swell gurl. Too bad yer costume never made it. Like I said, Charlize Theron. I still have the wrist restraints waiting. **Tiggeril** : Doll, you can lick me anytime you want. **Shibb** : Death comes for us all. Now I know my angel of death’s name is Greg. **Oscar** , **SamClem** , and anyone else I may have missed, it was strictly because I had to doze for a few hours before leaving for Pittsburgh again. Until later. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/31 "2001-10-29T14:56:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > **I like quix’s idea of making it annual.** Yes! Annual. Or semi-annual. Maybe something this summer. Just a thought. I can’t believe I missed it. (I have an excuse. It’s a good one. But still I’m cheesed.) -Rue. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/32 "2001-10-29T15:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sophie \* > \*\*I would like to point out that there is one picture in particular that we’re missing. I believe it involves a kilt and a pool cue? \*\* Oh honey, we’re not missing it…just has to be developed! ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/33 "2001-10-29T15:06:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Sophie \* > > \*\*I would like to point out that there is one picture in particular that we’re missing. I believe it involves a kilt and a pool cue? \*\* > > Oh honey, we’re not missing it…just has to be developed! \*\* Step to it, woman! I haven’t got the rest of my life over here! BTW, **Cap’n Crude** is soooo jealous. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/34 "2001-10-29T15:13:30Z")
Why am I suddenly _very_ nervous? I think I should remind y’all, for your own good of course, that posting links to adult content, like bare asses, is prohibited. [sub](isn’t it?)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![quixotic78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3ab097/32.png) [@quixotic78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quixotic78)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/35 "2001-10-29T15:22:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > **(I’m busy tonight though Hef, dear…I went and got myself an SO last night. These things happen…)** Ah, man?? What’d you go and do that for? \ Ah well, I guess you can bring her along. Quixy ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/36 "2001-10-29T15:28:53Z")
Him. And I can’t, he would not, is not, up for that. (Regardless of popular activity, I’m straight. No, really. I’m serious.) Why’d I go and do that? He’s a very good man. And I mean that with all the dewy eyed, sly happy faced, coy enthusiasm I can muster. I think that this new relationship will me quite a bit of fun. So, we have to e-mail Miss Creant for the kilt/cue/ass pic? Good to know. ---
**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/37 "2001-10-29T15:32:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Sweet, innocent **juniper,** in the bathtub with three other people. > > \<_cough\*\*choke_\> > > Yes…innocent. \*\* and I HATE HER. (must… not… kill… out… of… sheer… jealousy… just… yet… must wait… strike when Juniper suspects nothing…heh heh) Glad you all had a super time! ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/38 "2001-10-29T15:50:01Z")
Awww, you’ll make it to a fest one of these days. No need to be jealous. Loser. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/39 "2001-10-29T15:54:47Z")
Ok, I’ve got to give one last shout out to my OhDope homies… **Medea’s Child** , you are class personified. I’ve never seen such, ah, posture. **Superdude** , save the restraints for next time. And I will always be a member of your fan club. Your loyal subject. **thinksnow** , now that I think of it, there is not just one picture missing but two. I believe the other one in question was a self-portrait. You know exactly what I’m talking about. **UncleBeer** , what can I say? I smooch you many times. **ShibbOleth** , I think I’m renaming you **HotLipsShibby-Schmack**. **Juniper** , I could never keep up with you IRL. You kept me laughing all night. **Dyno** , you know what you are. Don’t deny it. And I know you like it. **Miss Creant** , we simply must hang out again and get into some serious trouble. I’m coming to Chicago. **porc** , I still love your costume. If you didn’t get groped by **Superdude** , it must be because he was too busy fondling **thinksnow** for my pleasure. **Quix** , your game of pool amuses me so. I’m secretly in love with you. **Sapphy** , I see London, I see France. 'Nuff said. **sam** , I’m waiting. **tiggy** , sweet thang. The only one who really understands the importance of good black eyeshadow. Please don’t kick my @ss. **tevya** , your secret is safe with me. **Oscar** , pink is your color. I have to throw this in as well: at one point, I was being massaged by two Doper men, drinking a beer and watching South Park. Now I ask you, does it get better than that? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204/40 "2001-10-29T16:10:45Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Sophie \* > \*\* > **Superdude** , save the restraints for next time. And I will always be a member of your fan club. Your loyal subject._\* Next time. Oh, next time… [Homer Simpson] Hmm… **Sophie** [/Homer Simpson] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohdope-see-what-yall-missed/90204.md?page=3)