# Ohh the Dewmanity

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohh-the-dewmanity/784274>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 11, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohh-the-dewmanity/784274 "2017-04-11T22:58:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohh-the-dewmanity/784274/1 "2017-04-11T22:58:49Z")

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> **[Mountain Dew spill raises concerns in Howell](https://www.wxyz.com/news/region/oakland-county/mountain-dew-spill-at-pepsi-facility-raises-concerns-in-howell)**
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> A Mountain Dew disaster gave city and state officials an unexpected jolt when a 7,200 gallon tank of the concentrated caffeinated syrup erupted at the Pepsi-Cola Production and Distribution plant in Howell on March10th.

Some smartass writer was having fun with this story. 😉

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> A Mountain Dew disaster gave city and state officials an unexpected jolt

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> Two days later, the city of Howell got a wake up call.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohh-the-dewmanity/784274/2 "2017-04-12T00:18:22Z")

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They were over dew for a spill.

Dew they know why it erupted out of the tank?

🙂

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohh-the-dewmanity/784274/3 "2017-04-12T00:34:45Z")

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Fantastic. I think this is enough for a Wikipedia category on edible floods, alongside such greats as:  
[The London Beer Flood of 1814](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Beer_Flood)  
[The Great Molasses Flood of 1919](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood)  
[The Honolulu molasses spill of 2013](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honolulu_molasses_spill) (what’s up with molasses, anyway?)

Though the fact that it involves Mountain Dew perhaps stretches the definition of “edible”, considering that they apparently consider it an industrial hazard.

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**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohh-the-dewmanity/784274/4 "2017-04-12T22:34:25Z")

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[Kentucky Bourbon spill of 2003](http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/09/04/Video-shows-bourbon-fueled-firenado-after-Jim-Beam-lightning-strike/2071441384745/).

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohh-the-dewmanity/784274/5 "2017-04-12T22:46:31Z")

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[The Great Cow Skittles Spill of 2017](https://www.google.com/search?q=skittles+cow+wreck&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8).

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohh-the-dewmanity/784274/6 "2017-04-13T01:08:14Z")

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I was taken with this sentence:

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> There was concern the thousands of gallons of sugar and caffeine would enter the city’s water system impacting the wildlife…

Yeah, dozens of overly-caffeinated deer and raccoons terrorizing the neighborhoods…

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohh-the-dewmanity/784274/7 "2017-04-13T02:45:35Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> I was taken with this sentence:
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> Yeah, dozens of overly-caffeinated deer and raccoons terrorizing the neighborhoods…

Not to mention if a Chihuahua got jacked up on it, you may need a SWAT team.
