# Ohio middle school students add special ingredients to their Global Gourmet entries!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-middle-school-students-add-special-ingredients-to-their-global-gourmet-entries/834312>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 21, 2019, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-middle-school-students-add-special-ingredients-to-their-global-gourmet-entries/834312 "2019-05-21T19:28:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-middle-school-students-add-special-ingredients-to-their-global-gourmet-entries/834312/1 "2019-05-21T19:28:33Z")

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> **[Middle school students accused of adding semen, urine to teachers' food](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ohio-middle-school-students-accused-tainting-teachers-food-bodily-fluids-n1008346)**
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> The food was getting served to teachers acting as judges for a cooking competition that was part of a "Global Gourmet" class.

It is believed that 5 teachers and staffers at the school, ate food prepared by students that contained semen and urine.

No words…

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-middle-school-students-add-special-ingredients-to-their-global-gourmet-entries/834312/2 "2019-05-21T19:31:54Z")

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Well at least those kids were thoughtful enough to provide _some_ level of nutrition and didn’t just serve 'em piss.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-middle-school-students-add-special-ingredients-to-their-global-gourmet-entries/834312/3 "2019-05-21T19:39:30Z")

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And here I figured from the thread title the kids had cooked up some pot brownies…

If only!  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-middle-school-students-add-special-ingredients-to-their-global-gourmet-entries/834312/4 "2019-05-21T19:44:50Z")

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“Hurry, try the crepes!”, Tom ejaculated.