# Ohio Morgue Worker Admits to Sex with 100 Corpses **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2014, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859 "2014-08-18T23:10:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/1 "2014-08-18T23:10:46Z")
Ranking 10 on the Ewww! Factor: > **[Ohio Morgue Worker Admits to Having Sex with 100 Corpses](https://time.com/3135722/ohio-morgue-sex-kenneth-douglas/)** > > "I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down" “I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down.” Federal circuit court has ruled that the county-employer is potentially liable for its employe’s conduct. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/2 "2014-08-18T23:19:17Z")
New Rob Zombie film: _Whorehouse Of A Thousand Corpses_. ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/3 "2014-08-18T23:29:20Z")
Well, the jokes just write themselves, don’t they? Damned if I’m gonna read them, though. Bye. _Not directed at **J L.A.** _ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/4 "2014-08-18T23:33:15Z")
Just like the rest of us when we want to relax, he cracked open a cold one. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/5 "2014-08-19T01:14:31Z")
yeah most people wait until after work for a cold one. ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/6 "2014-08-19T01:49:57Z")
He obviously found his employment dead boring… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/7 "2014-08-19T01:55:12Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > yeah most people wait until after work for a cold one. After a tough day at the office, he needed a stiff one. > [@si\_blakely](#): > > He obviously found his employment dead boring… Or he could be found boring his dead employment. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/8 "2014-08-19T01:57:46Z")
At least he did the deed before the autopsy. Cause after would have been just plain _sick_. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/9 "2014-08-19T02:01:10Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > At least he did the deed before the autopsy. Cause after would have been just plain _sick_. ‘To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life… in the gallbladder.’ – _Flesh For Frankenstein_ ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/10 "2014-08-19T03:12:56Z")
In a row? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/11 "2014-08-19T03:42:17Z")
> [@Flywheel](#): > > In a row? I think they were laid end to end. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/12 "2014-08-19T03:43:22Z")
“Sex With 100 Corpses”… band name! ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/13 "2014-08-19T04:13:48Z")
Tom Lehrer did the joke over 50 years ago, when he talked about the young necrophiliac who achieved his lifelong ambition by becoming coroner. ---
**Author:** ![PorchePine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@PorchePine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PorchePine)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/14 "2014-08-19T04:15:09Z")
> [@Flywheel](#): > > In a row? No time for love, Dr. Jones. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/15 "2014-08-19T04:58:37Z")
> [@OP's article](#): > > Families of the victims sued the county in 2012, after Douglas was charged and convicted in three cases of gross abuse of a corpse. Truth in sentencing. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/16 "2014-08-19T10:30:51Z")
Kim Casali comic (well, it should have been): ‘Necrophilia is… Never having to say goodbye.’ ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/17 "2014-08-19T10:44:48Z")
You shouldn’t be able to be charged with a crime for masturbating with a corpse. \*Well someone had to say it right? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/18 "2014-08-19T10:49:11Z")
**TYO Rick:** Has anyone told the stiffy joke? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/19 "2014-08-19T12:18:49Z")
My momma always told me that ev’ry body needs some body to love. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859/20 "2014-08-19T12:24:09Z")
He was really into his work. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-100-corpses/695859.md?page=2)